/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11837128
Looks like shit.

>>11837139
Fuck you too buddy

>>11837128
Wouldn't a bullet go down easier?

>>11837128
What the fuck are you eating lemons on paper for?

>>11837128
>lemon en papillote

>>11837150
Looks like a poor man's ceviche. Raw fish cured with citric acid.

There's 8 oz of grey sole and julienned zuccini under the lemons fags

>>11837170
Are those even foods?! Lol!

>>11837128
They serve better food in prison..

>>11837170
"No guys, there's lots of HIDDEN garbage in the trash heap: don't judge just because the rest looks like crap!"

Okay, champ.

>>11837170
Then why didn't you post that instead of the trash you did post?

>>11837187
What is wrong with my dish? Its a variety of well-matched ingredients cooked delicately together. Are you jealous?

Too many carbs on the plate fatty

>>11837192
Yes, actually: I wish I was able to stomach the garbage you think is good food. Life would be much easier if I could just eat slop out of a dumpster.

>>11837128
>more starch than protein and actual veg combined
learn how to portion, dumbass. googling how to present food would help too.

>>11837202
I'm 5'9" and weigh 165lbs. Try again.

>>11837128
not my cup of tea but looks a but objectively (using the term just a bit loosely) it looks a bit bland

>>11837192
>jealous

>>11837128
wheres the meat

>>11837210
t. manlet

>>11837206
Show me your dinner fag

>>11837214
this guy

>>11837219
Your shit-feast is so terrible you want to see what others are eating, to dream of good food?

>>11837128
Shite/10.

>>11837214
So I'm fat or a manlet? Which is it? I could kick your ass.

>>11837128
The used tampon with lemon on it looks particularly appetizing.

>>11837228
Let me see the $28 of taco bell you ate for supper

>>11837233
Manlet. For sure. But keep flexing.
(You're about as good at intimidation as you are at cooking!)

>>11837243
If it weren't a worksafe board, I'd throw down goatse, and it'd *still* be more appetizing than your "sup'"

>>11837246
>thinks anyone is going to be intimidated on a bhutanese seaweed classification index

>What do you guys think about my sup' ?

>>11837233
I'm 6'2" and 200 lbs. I'm not afraid of kids.

>>11837233
Pic relevant

>>11837170
Gay/10

>>11837280
Should be afraid of bullets pussy

>>11837280
or insulin needles, fatty

>>11837301
I wear size 32" jeans, Schlomo. Back to your Taco Bell dollar menu dinner.

>>11837233
Better watch out, dude. He said he could kick your ass.

>>11837309
Hopefully your chinese test vendor hasn't adulterated your gear with arsenic and gutter oil

>>11837319
He can find me at 42 Bullet Park Road, Ossining, NY

>>11837288
There is literally nothing wrong with being homosexual. My favorite cake is golden with chocolate frosting.

>>11837309
calm down wow
your blood sugar is clearly weakening your control over your emotions
jab your needle and im sure you'll be in a better place

>>11837128
your 'per sucks, bro

>>11837343
Another manlet spotted

>>11837360

Healthy looking plate. Where's the pizza and burgers you are going to spurge on when you are still hungry afterwards?

>>11837370
Time to close the computer, buddy

>>11837360
But imagine being eye level with boobs all the time.

>>11837392
Ok, now THIS is epic

>>11837370
It's nice to see orcs and hobbits getting along.

OP don't act offended if you post your shit on a weeaboo image board looking for a appraisal.

I would eat that

>>11837395
I have such a craving for a pork pita from Souvlike right now, it's got fries in it, it's cheap around 8 bucks, it's right next to Pape station....

I just got my wisdom tooth taken out, think I'm developing dry socket so I'm probably not going to be able to chow down for weeks and weeks, it's going to be year of the pig on Feb 5th and I'll be slurping creams and veggie smoothies with my head tilted. :(

>>11837422
My intention is to show you idiots what real food looks like. Sorry I don't have any McChickens pal.

>>11837424
thanks man I would give you some if I knew you in real life

>>11837128
Looks bland and mushy. I would eat the asparagus and bread but without the cheap looking butter on it.

Rate my sup.

>>11837273
based/10

>>11837128
Ceviche with boiled potatoes seems weird.

>>11837478
Either looks can be deceiving or you are retarded. I had properly salted the sole, seasoned with the addition of freshly ground black pepper, lemon zest, fresh garlic, white wine, and, julienned shallots. Cooked for 15 minutes at 375 and rested for 8 minutes in the oven turned off. White potatoes with red onion and red pepper, apple cider vinegar and some other shit.

Butter isn't expensive to begin with but this is Market Basket brand butter and is fine.

>>11837523
It's okay anon, some days we all make shitty meals. There is no need to keep defending yours.

>>11837490
>leaving the stringy bits on your green beans
>slag of white discs covered in white chunk sauce
>eating filet instead of ribeye
>no cognac reduction poured on steak

yikes/get out of my thread

>>11837540
Show me your meal

>>11837464
your intention failed, because you showed us a pile of dirty paper that looks like a soiled diaper

>>11837464
Oh! I didn't realize.

You must have posted the wrong pic! Where's the food picture you wanted to show us?

>>11837571
>Show me your meal
I don't take pics of my food because I'm not:
>an instagram thot
>looking for approval from randos on the internet

>>11837523
Well since I'm forced to go by looks, you angry retarded faggot, that is why I said it LOOKS bland. I'm not surprised you're a retard, considering you keep your shitty butter in the fridge. The potatoes look undercooked to boot. Mushy.

>>11837128
absolutely vile.

Made tonkatsu for dinner

>>11837253
the spirit of 4chan is truly dead then. It the old days it would already be posted.

>>11837960
See OP, this is how you dinner.

>>11837128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRegUuydEUg

I have difficulty believing that god would want this much lemon

>>11837557
rather him than you cook for me m80

>>11837960
good/9

>>11837128

Your potatoes are underdone, you apparently used a utility knife to spread butter, and you're eating a kleenex of lemons. You didn't take the seeds out of the lemons. Did you use butcher's twine to tie down the kleenex-lemons? Why did you pair your kleenex-lemons with a cheap, lemony wine? One of your asparaguses is going the wrong way, and I can't unsee it.

What the fuck, OP?

Take some criticism OP. Fucking grow a thicker skin.

>>11837982
>>11838025
Need to slice the cabbage thinner next time but it was good

>>11837273
I need this inside of me.

>>11837960
Be my husband or waifu!

But wait a minute, why is this in a black plastic dish? Did you make it or did you buy it from H-Mart or T&T Supermarket?

>>11838163
It's ceramic not plastic

>>11837128
I bet your pee stank later that night

>>11837128
Needs siracha/10

r8 mine m8s

>>11837128
Trashillote.

If you are gonna cook a papillote you should at least remove it from the paper.

>>11838571
needs some acidity, and fiber

>>11837128
id seriously rather eat this
>>11838545

>>11838571
>thin, untoasted soggy ass bread that the pepper relish is definitely soaking through
>slimy eggs with under-cooked whites
Fucking disgusting, Joe. While it could have been good even with those ingredients, the execution is pathetic.

>>11837400
I already do. Every time I jack off. ;)