/ck/ - Food & Cooking

eat clean meat, no hormones or antibiotics to avoid the ass cancer

>>11832458
I hope everyone in that image is murdered at some point.

>>11832458
the big study on that showed that if you eat 50g of bacon every day your risk goes from 5% to 5.9%, so it's not really a big concern for the individual but statistically means thousands of more cases of cancer

>>11832458
seeing these fluorescent pink hats gives me ptsd.
my mother has been wearing one of those pink hats with cat ears nearly every day since 2016

>>11832464
I usually eat high quality bacon so hopefully I'm good. Although my dad had ass cancer so I might be screwed either way

Yeah. My dad got it in 2015, he had to get real bad radiation and a temporary colostomy bag after they sent a robot in to snip away part of his colon. He lived because he's one tough motherfucker but he hasn't shit the same since. Lots of diarrhea. We don't do things as much because he's extremely paranoid about not being near a bathroom.

>>11832458
Aren't these doctors getting paid more to treat patients than to stand outside a McDonald's?

>>11832476
get him some 5 billion cfu reuteri pills

>>11832458
aka shitskin muslims romp the united states

>>11832469
>1 uncited study
I hate how retarded antiscience faggots are

>>11832476
damn my dad had radiation and a shit bag too, he passed though because it spread to his liver. Does this mean we need to get our assholes inspected at a younger age?

>>11832469
You are only supposed to eat 500 grams of red meat a week max.

>>11832492
not him but
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cancer.org/cancer/colon-rectal-cancer/about/key-statistics.html

>>11832492
>>11832527
fuck, wrong link
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2661797/#!po=0.549451

>>11832458
If I die 10 years younger because I eat lots of meat, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

>>11832536
But your death will be very slow and fucking disgusting for all involved.

>>11832527
You trust one study? No meta analyses, cross studies, double blinds?
The one study shows there's an obvious link at 35% higher chance simply from eating more than 5oz per week, nothing quantified beyond this. Imagine what the typical American diet does to your ass. There's a reason colon cancer is the third highest cancer in men.
Saying "because I eat bacon I only have a 5.9% chance vs a 5% chance" is fucking stupid.

>>11832547
Even better!

>>11832458
Colon cancer is also related to fecal stagnation. Regular pooping involves diet to ensure you pass a smooth and soft turd and squat positioning to ensure complete fecal evacuation. Constipation is not normal, please fix your diet and your pooping posture.

>>11832536
stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard

if you knew that you'd die tomorrow for eating bacon your whole life or another 10 years without then youd feel differently

Yet another reason everyone should be in to ass play.

>>11832553
>he didn't even read it
The revised link contains all those things, and the one you replied to was just rectal cancer statistics. It's kind of rich that you were calling others antiscience faggots

>>11832458
Of all the things to protest, they settle on a fast food restaurant offering the option of bacon.

>>11832458
I thought one of the signs said mutt cancer

I can't help but read it as "Macon causes Mutt cancer.

You know what really sucks?

Pork belly is actually good for you.

>>11832757
Can you not read, kettle?

>>11832793
>the old double down and hope they believe you were merely pretending
pathetic

>>11832768
That wouldn't be wrong

>>11832458
Colon cancer? Yes, it will. If you want to understand why, look into the ingredients and process by which it is produced and how it affects your body. You don't need to listen to faggots on /ck/, you need to do your own research. I did. And that is why I said YES, it will give you ass cancer.

>>11832458
>Will bacon really give me butt cancer?
yes bacon increases your risk of all intestinal cancers (all nitrite/nitrate cured meats do)

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanonc/article/PIIS1470-2045%2815%2900444-1/fulltext

but many things cause cancer

>>11832602
>fecal stagnation
wow. these two words sound so much WORSE together than they do alone! it makes my mind wince!

>>11832765
Their flagship burger dosent even contain bacon! if they went after burger king since the whopper as bacon from the get-go i'd understand but people love rallying agaisnt mcdonalds.

All meat causes cancer.

Go whole food plant based.

>Prevent ass cancer
>Give up traps

>>11832458
fucking jews

>>11833092
alcohol causes cancer
inhaling smoke in any form from weed or tobacco causes cancer
kombucha causes cancer
kim chi causes cancer
vegetables preserved with any form of nitrogen cause cancer
vegetables high in arsenic and cyanide cause cancer

>>11833080
People are rallying around anus cancer not necessarily clown burger.

>>11832865
>the old "I said no u first"
Pathetic

>>11833114
>the old "pathetic"

>>11832458
my butt causes cancer. fuck me and see what happens buddy

>>11832765
They just know it's because bacon is haram.

>>11832919
So pork belly should be fine?

>>11833267
It is unaffected by the cured meat study, but I guarantee there's another study out there showing pork belly increases the risk of cancer.

>>11832771
I, for one, would love to be called "The Molorecto-Mancer" someday

>>11832458
somehow i just know they don't give a single shit about me and just want to "fight for a cause" because they have no actual issues in life

>>11832771
OBSESSED

>>11832458
>another fast food thread

>>11832458
>Will bacon really give me butt cancer?
Odds are your sedentary lifestyle and salt intake will do it first.

>>11832458
>Will bacon really give me butt cancer?
Probably not.

But trusting doctors will probably lead to you dying of cancer that could have been caught early.

>male feminists, fake scientists, mystery meat affirmative action coloured people, pussy hats, global warmers, gay dudes

Yeah, I'm going to do the opposite of these losers

>>11834160
>claps see the word "mutt" and assume it's about them

>>11832458

It increases the risk.

>>11832765
>>11834142
The group is actually a front for PETA. All they do is reiterate the potential negative health effects of animal products, in case gory pics and celebrity plugs weren't enough to turn you into a vegan.

Can I still eat other pork belly products?

>>11832458
For fucks sake, that McDonalds is down the street from me.
I hate these vegans pretending to care about science to push their vegan agenda. Just admit your objective.