/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Delete this thread, anon. You know too much.

You may be on to something here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgB5VgmgCuE

>>11831392
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>11831392
Gordon Ramsey is hilarious because he started out as a notoriously picky british chef and now he has to do a video showing Americans how to cook borger every other week. He always looks like he's in conflict about his choice to become a food media guy.

I feel like I'm watching this video through a telescope 5000 miles away, what the fuck is up with this angle?
I feel like he let some interns edit this and it shows
Also why does Gordon seem so out of breath? Like he just ran a mile and had to do this video, weird

>>11831392
There is strange and powerful energy coming from this video to be sure

>>11831440
Not really. In the US he just looks like a 2 yo screaming in a cat litter sandbox, but that's obviously very appealing to 30% of the population ;)

Now that you mention it, it is kind of fucked.

Where the fuck did those extra patties come from though
Don't tell me it's perspective because we saw him season the fuckers, there were only three

>>11831392
He seriously seems coked up and a little drunk at the same time in this video. Something was definitely fucked up that day somehow, I'm sure of it.

>>11831520
I'm pretty sure he's always coked up.

>>11831520
I get the feeling he didn't really prepare for it. Like he hadn't made burgers in a couple years, but they were asking for a burger video that day so he decided to just go ahead and wing it. Sometimes that works out, sometimes not...

>>11831392
why did i laugh at this

>>11831546
Shhhhh... don't ruin the fun Anon.

>>11831392
it's 2019 and you're just now figuring out that electronic media is heavily edited and virtually never accurately represents reality.
Wow.

>>11831392
>And just, sort of, manipulate the lettuce, so it sits, literally, on your bun

>>11831582
Damn dude have you heard of this show called 'Black Mirror'?

>>11831554
Idk if it's just because I'm drunk but I laughed at this as well
The absurdity of Gordon preparing burgers that keep multiplying, the way he talks in weird short bursts with buzzwords
somehow goes back to three burgers at the end
waht the fuck

>>11831392
lol can you elaborate on ps3 character?

>>11831588
not bad, anon

>ramsay confirmed for lettuce manipulator

Those patties are like 50% to 100% thicker than they should be. Gordon knows this. This whole video is surreal.

>>11831588
>tfw can't manipulate lettuce

>>11831392
>the secret is to move it as less as possible

eerie to me somehow

>>11831593
No.
I'm a philosopher. I don't need ideas spoon fed to me by (((shows)))

>>11831597
HIs polygon count and texture quality is eerily last generation.

>>11831392
>Gordon knocks the oil off the table
>The pan falls off the table without being touched
>He doesn't acknowledge either of these things

>>11831392
one toothpick goes
>in
the next goes
>on
then number 3 just goes
>in
?

>>11831392
>you cant season a burger after it's cooked
Is this true, professional coo/ck/s?
If not im putting it in my record of chefs just making up wild shit that makes no sense

>>11831673
Guessing by the fact that he seasons them after he cooks them, no.

>>11831650
Timestamp of pan??

>>11831673
He means you can’t season the inside of it. Still retarded but there you go

>>11831783
but he only seasons the outside. no reason for alarm?

Why does every burger Ramsay make look like a Eddie Murphy house burger

>>11831673
He's seasoning it after it's cooked as well, my guess is that he's just making things up so he doesn't stand around being silent because there really isn't much to say about cooking a burger.

>>11831787
Oh.

Maybe he thinks the salt penetrates the meat as long as it’s in an uncooked state?

>>11831392
Remeber when he was in a documentary about cocaine for some reason?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Vy-YNVOIs

>>now, lift, quick, in...toastthosebuns

By seasoning he means coke
>>the salt is cocaine

>>11831823
His brother is a druggie that's the reason

>>11831490
does that explain your president?

>>11831872
Does his brother actually exist?

>>11831457
He's trying not to swear

>>11831773
3:26. Bottom right corner.

>>11832328
>>11831650
someone's taking it, not falling off the table.

>>11832694
It's being consumed.

>>11831440
It's marketing for his chain of 'Gordon Ramsay Burger' restaurants.
Ramsay is printing money opening up in heavy tourist areas like vegas and airports with burger shacks, bars and Hell's Kitchen themed restaurants. All of them are packed every night.

>>11832880
But why?

All jokes aside, it's a fucking great burger recipe. 10/10.

>>11832245
he is his brother

>>11831440
he has tasted the burger
he has embraced the burger
he has become the burger
no one person on this world can resist the power of the american burger

>>11831392

What pisses me off is there was a video of Ramsay pissing on someone because the burger they gave him was "too big" and he could not bite into it properly but then he makes this fucking shit. Burgers are truly the most shit tier food. I'd take a croque madame and bowl of French onion soup or fish and chips over it any day.

>>11833069
>>11832880
Because money. You're seeing it all over, here in the Netherlands too. Famous TV chef opens up a chain of dogshit restaurants which have nothing to do with him apart from the name. Have some cheap college students run the place and wa la, fast money. It's the same reason Versace and Luis Vuitton make flip flops and baseball caps nowadays. Someone found out it's easier and more profitable to make $100 on millions of plebs with poor money management and a desire to 'look rich' than it is to make $10000 off a handful of picky rich people. Of course you run a valuable and very old brand name completely into the ground in a few years but who cares quick bux lol long term strategy is for losers

>>11833651
Long term strategy is for caucasians you dumb nigger.

>>11831440
One of his first tv interviews was him slating tv chefs saying they are all fakes who arent real chefs like him they cant cook and as a real chef he wouldnt be caught dead doing shitty tv cooking shows.

>>11834047
>Not getting sarcasm
Kys you literal autist. Besides, who uses the term 'Caucasian'? I'm not from the Kaukasus, I'm from the Netherlands and I can assure you I'm whiter than you, you swarthy mulatto

>>11831823
>Roight so terday we're going to prepare one o moi favrite dishes; loins of cocaine
>As olways, fresh products are KEY, absolutely essential to preparing a quality dish
>This ere is fresh Colombian cocaine, absolute top notch product, hint of gasoline but an overall very balanced palate
>Now we're going to cut a small piece from the brick
>Remember, let the knoif do the wurk
>Roight now we're going to finely chop this into powder
>Let the knoif do the work
>Carefully put it on this mirror here
>And divide it up into lines with a razor
>Let the razor do the work
>And ere we ave it, loin of cocaine, perfectly prepared

>>11834132
how the fuck do you mangle his accent so bad

>>11834082
Do you have it? I need to go deeper into his mind.

why does this video give me motion sickness
strong energy being let off this video cant say if its for good or bad

>>11834132
Wow all this work and it’s nothing like Gordon lmao

>>11834132
Is this parody supposed to be Steve Irwin?

>>11834508
No. A couple years ago one of the big TV chefs (might have been ramsay) visitied somewhere in south america where they were making cocaine.

>>11834324
Watch boiling point, it is essential early Ramsay

>>11833366
can't argue with that full house

I really don’t see anything eerie about the video. It’s just edited. He probably wanted to make enough for the camera crew to eat. That, or he wanted some back ups in case he fucked up one of the patties.

>>11832694
you can hear it hit the ground

>>11834523
Moron. I meant the green text was a horrible attempt at replicating his accent. It made it as though he were Australian and thus, the green text was poorly done. God damn it, anon.

>>11834638
Yeah, I get that the accent attempt was horribly done. Did you want me to comment on that part? Why? You already did.

>>11831392
I bet the original 3 burgers were way over cooked unless they took them off and used stunt burgers. If so, what happened to the original 3?

>>11833069
The Hells Kitchen restaurants are brilliant actually, as winners now become a chef there. It's broadcasted in 100+ countries so he picked the vegas of the east (Dubai) and regular vegas to get tourists who have seen the show in other countries. You even get a wine tasting menu

I'm guessing he does this to offset costs of running 3 star restaurants which just break even considering you need like 30+ ppl to run them F/T. His restaurant in Bordeaux will be 3 star soon too. Plus everybody sucks at just making a good burger consistently so why not open a chain and print money from it.

prepare for his untimely death. hes probably already dead...

This video gave me a strong sense of dissociation.

>>11835666

>>11831588
>mfw i get a C- in lettuce manipulation

>>11835666
>666

>>11835666

>>11835666

>>11835666

I saw this thread in /tv/. The answers are editing software, lighting blah blah might make him look a little weird. Also different amount of patties bc of Editing and various takes. And yes he seasons the burg after cooking although he said not to do that, maybe like someone said here that’s bc of needing to season the inside. Stop trying to have fun OP, I won’t allow it

>>11831392
cocaine dipshit, he's an infamous cokehead
>>11831823
remember when peewee herman was caught off his tits wanking like a chimp and was made to do a PSA about crack? most likely the same thing

>>11833375
I know it's customary in plenty of places, but fish and chips really is trash food even when it's done right.

>>11831392
He just seems slightly uncomfortable and out of his element. It feels like a forced corporate video rather than something he's really in charge of

>>11836326
>>11836326
That's his forte though

>>11835666

>>11831392
>Once you put the burgah...ON...the grill, the secret...is to move it as less as possible.

Seriously? Thought this guy grew up speaking the King's.

IN ON IN

What's going on in this thre-

>>11831392
Guys what if Gordon isn't real?

>>11831392
>as if reality isn't entirely real
News flash: there is no such thing as "reality". We all interpret reality/information differently. Your eyes don't see a clear picture. They send a blurry picture to your brain, and then your brain uses biases, experience, expectations, etc. to create a clear picture that you consciously understand. It's the old, lizard part of the brain that does all this. And everyone's "reality" is different.

>>11838323
Oh do smoke more peyote and shut up, faggot.

Just seems like he didn't really want the video made but the British politeness extends far further than we care to admit.

>>11831520
Gotto season your nose a little before filming.

>>11831392
well that's because Gordon is a fucking NPC, the simulation is coming apart.

>>11836210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5ayNU-NfLM

I tried this and god damn if it wasn't delicious.

>>11839496
i think his beef bourguignon recipe looked good.

>>11839506
yea that is on my list to try sometime. I don't really give a fuck about the armchair chefs who complain about the stockpots. If I have them, I use them.

>>11839458
>having such extreme confirmation bias for national stereotypes that you twist gordon ramsay into an example of british politeness

>>11831588

>>11831650
if i got this tattooed on me where would be a good spot

>>11831666
2nd burger is made of human meat
also checked

>>11835666
>>11831666
what did kek mean by this?

>>11831392
Called the Bog Twins, OP knows.

>>11831392
This is why I come to /ck/

>>11831392
>>Stevie Wonder next door can smell his burgers
Almost pissed myself mate

>>11840718
To find out about a shitty youtube video that has been spammed on multiple boards for over a year now? Alright then.

>>11840730
for humor you fucking mong

>>11831392
This is back when he got fillers and botox. Good god he looked awful. Still gets some fillings but it's not as noticeable

>>11831673
he just wanted to throw salt at meat like salt bae. maybe that could be his thing. violently throw salt at meat with each throw punctuated by a loud swear

>>11835666

>>11835666

>>11835666
Unhand that celebrity chef, Satan!

>>11831392
>move it "as less" as possible
I think he means "as little"?

>>11831588
I always flunked out on my lettuce manipulation boards. How i mNaged to get my cooking license is still beyond me.

>>11835666
/x/ has been all over this board today

>>11837412
I think he is older than 40

>>11831392
>Theres something truly eerie and upsettling about this video, as if reality isn't entirely real.
Drunk and/or drugs.
Hack/no talent/no concern for hygiene
Braggart. Entire video was to make someone envy his (rental) property's view, ie look at me.

People ADD, who aren't really teaching or cooking from talent, experience or understandings have issues with procedural sense. He's trying on a recipe he really actually has no understanding how to do well.

>>11831392
He seems fine and normal to me

>>11841488
LET HIM OUT YOU FUCKER!

>>11842878
Wrong thread

>>11834559
yeah he would get angry when people called him a celebrity chef

does Gordon Ramsey abuse cocaine? He acts like a coke head, but I just cant see him doing it.

>>11831392
very funny and true well done friendo

>>11835666
>those repeating digits

>>11831392
I hate this pasta so much
The cowboy burger was bigger than the one he made