/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11828277
Anon, I'll dine with you if you're buying

Yeah, but when dressed like a heavy metal cowboy, I order "one of everything" and they say "excuse me?" and I say "one of everything" and I sample each one then say "i'm done with this, bring me the next" and basically everyone around is in shock and awe until I finish eating and leave

i live in vegas, we can go together xx

i know all the good bars too

>>11828277
yes, I've been to half of the serious places in London and was just in Amsterdam sampling their stuff. I went to Mos, Ron's, Rijks, and the Vermeer
Provided you have something to do between courses (write, read, or cheat the somm out of glasses of claret) it's great fun if you enjoy the food and can reason paying those amounts for some of the finest food being prepared today.
Enjoy kiddo, and remember to ask questions, no matter how stupid - knowledge of food will not only help you enjoy it but is a damn good thing to have in yr own cooking and to not be a pleb.
ps ask if you can thank the chef if it's really good

>>11828277
Wear a black turtleneck with a tweed jacket and some comically small reading glasses like pic related. And no matter what happens -- always look displeased.

If you learn to radiate that aloof and patrician vibe, you will never be afraid to eat alone again, and they will bend over backwards to please you.