/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11822516
Any anons who work in a grocery store here?

Any interesting stories?

Sneed

>>11822546
Yeah, not really

>>11822546
There was this one guy who was for some reason really into me, just dropping these flirtatious lines here and eventually moving on to casually brushing my arm or patting my hand. I put up with it for over a month, but eventually I'd had enough and told him I wasn't gay. He immediately lost his temper, claiming I'd made an insulting insinuation, and reported to the manager that I had harassed him about his sexuality.

The manager kind of sympathized so he let me keep my job, but I had to go to a day of sensitivity training and I was moved from the checkout to the back. They eventually paid for me to get a forklift license so I could unload trucks, and I have since left that job for a slightly better job in a warehouse. So thanks, hysterical gay guy. I might still be a cashier today if not for you.

>>11822516
Sounds more like a laundromat

Sneed

>>11822546
I worked at a grocery store and the son of the fag who founded the Aussie hair product company was a regular. Him and his family were filthy rich, spoiled, entitled cunts. Always disrespectful and rude to me and my co workers.

People who inherit enormous amounts of wealth and never have to work a day in their lives are jerks, go figure.

>>11822579
Shoulda fugged him anyway, faggot.

>>11822516

>>11822516
those self check outs are SUPER fast. only women and the elderly use a human manned register. i've scanned, paid and walked out while people in regular registers are still scanning

>>11822629
That's the modern pathetic single man option. At the time the only alternative was an express lane.

>>11822579
>Get hit on by a gay
>Don't fuck him
>Get sent to re-education

>>11822653
>/pol/ was right again

>>11822629
yes i love waiting in line while retards fumble around trying to check themselves out when i could just wait in line to have a person who actually gets paid to check people out does all the work for you.

>>11822629
they are unusable its fucking infuriating. i don't even try to use them anymore

>>11822748
Now Amazon has stores where you walk in, take stuff off the shelf, and walk out

>>11822546
6 1/2 years in a fish market, I've got some interesting stories.

>Department is connected to meat market
>Work their counter sometimes because they don't fucking pay attention to it at all (I change all my gloves and don't cross contaminate before some fuck from OSHA screeches at me)
>Some customer asks for a few steaks
>Make chitchat
>Ask if he's excited for the Football game today
>"No bit I'll tell ya, what I really like is having sex with my wife."
>what
>Stop for a second, then continue
>This 50+ year old man starts ranting to me about his poor sex life and how his wife doesn't sleep with him anymore
>Sell him his steaks, he thanks me and says to wish him luck because he's gonna try and fuck her tonight

>Two weeks later he comes back with his wife
>He's grabbing her ass as he looks at me, smiles and winks

>>11822748
>boomers

>>11822763
No, anon, that's called theft.

>>11822763
that sounds good

>>11822748
The ones near me all seem to work flawlessly. The ONLY time I ever had an issue with one was just outside the city of Seattle. The scale was sensitive as shit and didn't like the weight of the apples I was trying to buy; the attendant had to override the damn thing. I blame niggers.

>>11822824
It's amazon, it's literally fine

>>11822782
Amusing tale, lewd with a wholesome vibe.

>>11822782
That dude is based, he used the power of red meat to fuck his wife

>>11822824
Nah, you turn on an app as you enter, pick stuff up, around the store, and as you leave you're charged though your account. It's kinda neat, but requires too much information to be shared with Amazon for me. When I can walk into a safeway or kroger or something like that and do the same thing, I would probably use it.

>>11822516
>buying some snacks the other night
>minding my own business
>woman in front of me turns back to give me this wierd look like i'm creeping on her, but im not
>she mentions her 'husband' to the cashier twice and once turns to scowl at me again after she does it
>I notice she doesn't have a wedding ring though
>outside the store i see her and follow her to her house because i thought maybe she was waiting for me and wanted me to follow her but i did stay hidden I think
>her bedroom is on the street level and I can see through her window
>theres no husband

I've been back to watch her four times because It's close to my route and I thought maybe he was just not there at the time, but I've seen no sign of a husband, only her two female roommates.
I'm not sure what the next step is. I want to confront her and tell her that I know she was lying to me but I think she might take it the wrong way, so i've been thinking of leaving her a note or something. It's wierd behaviour though right? Why the fuck would she do that? It's like she thinks all men are rapists or something and I know i should let it go but I just find it really insulting and I want her to understand that.

>>11822556
>>11822590
Go back to your pedo board

>>11822876
Just strike up a casual conversation next time you see her at the supermarket and pretend you’ve never seen her before.

Do not mention the fact you stalked her. but if you want to continue, try to see if she has any interests or hobbies you could “connect” over when you talk to her.

>Gain her trust
>Fuck her
>Dump her in a most humiliating way
>???
>profit

>>11822546
I work at a grocery store. I'm on the spectrum and don't understand how to communicate with people, so I just say "Hey, how are you?" to customers at the checkout. Trouble is I don't know what the fuck to say when they actually respond with words, so I just kinda smile and don't say anything. I receive complaints all the time from customers saying I was rude to them and ignored them, and my manager always shouts at me for it. Shit sucks senpai.

>>11822653
Is it eventually going to get to where if a guy catfishes you as a chick online, and you don't fuck him when you find out it's a dude, you go to prison for a hate crime?

>>11822579
You should totally post cock and feet pics as the final fuck you to that guy being that random people on 4channel will be seeing it and he never will haha

>>11822876
>not a creep
>literally stalking someone

You're the reason we have to lock our doors at night

>>11822653
>>11823029
What I was actually being accused of was assuming he wanted to fuck me just because he was gay, even though the only reason I knew he was gay was because he was coming on so strong in the first place. I could be charged with assault if I behaved the same way towards a woman.

Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore.

>>11822579
I hate faggots so much.

>>11823068
She actually doesn't lock her doors at night. Atleast not her side door. She locks her front door. That's another thing I want to bring up but I don't know how to do it without frightening her

>>11823068
I would never hurt her. The only reason any of this happened is because she lied to me and I don't like being lied to. Infact she's even more safe with me watching her because if she ever got in any real danger I could help her and then maybe she would want to be my girlfreind.

>>11823149

>>11823149
What is she like, anon?

>>11823129
Don't mention any of this at all. Just leave the poor woman alone and never follow her again. If you tell her "I noticed you don't lock your side door at night" she'll call the cops on you.

>>11823149
>The only reason any of this happened is because she lied to me
yeah anon, don't do whatever it is you're considering

>>11822876
>this post

>>11823191
Don't listen to him, do what you're thinking of doing, she'll appreciate your call to action

>>11822876
I smiled, and almost giggled a little. Nice post, anon.

>>11822902
Okay.

>>>/ck/

>>11822977
I’ve worked registers before and I’ve seen coworkers get caught up in this kind of thing. The problem is “how are you?” is actually advanced level hyper fighting mode. You are deliberately leaving things open-ended for them to decide and that’s how they will interpret it.

Switch to a “Hi, welcome” or “Hi, hope you’re staying warm|cold|dry today” or “Hi, hope your day’s gone well”, basically anything with an implied thanks|good answer which you will get 95% of the time.

Next thing is 75% will reciprocate in kind, so have “doin great”, “so far so good”, “for me, it’s a warm hat|good rain jacket|staying in the shade”, or when it’s fellow wagecucks/people buying 1.75l cheap vodka at 8am, “surviving”, “hanging in there”, etc.

tldr is script things in an expected direction

>>11822590
>>11822556
Based

>>11822902
Cringe

>>11822902
Feed and Seed

>>11822546
Fucking jesters

>shopping in grocery store
>grabbing last few items
>hear muffled laughter behind me
>fuck, not again
>store jester tackles me from behind, my cart falls over, spilling my groceries
>jester rips my pants off and spanks my ass red
>i'm crying, can't get away
>the whole store is laughing

I just want to buy food

>>11822876
Just stop already, it's already pathetic that you took her obvious cue to follow her home. Stop doing exactly what she wants and grow a pair

>>11823183
I think he could pull it off. I can tell he has social skills. Maybe if he makes it like he's lightly making fun of her like "hey you silly, why don't you lock your door, it would be a shame if a rapist got you, ya dingus woman"

>>11822876
good lord, I hope this post is an elaborate troll.

Apparently she was right on the money with her appraisal of you.

>>11822516
Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)

>>11822579
>I put up with it for over a month

>>11822696
I'm not going to cuck myself by standing behind a nigress and her three niglets while they struggle to figure out which welfare card has money on it, then continue cucking myself because the old cunt in front of me is out shopping on a weekend for some god damn reason even though she has all week fucking long to go shopping when us regular people are working and she doesn't bother to fish out her fucking money and exact change until well after it's all rang up and in her cart
fuck grocery stores

>>11822516

I seen the butcher at the pick-n-save go up to a customer in line, and after exchanging words they were on the floor brawling. Not sure what that was about. Definitely the most interesting thing I’ve ever seen as a customer. I worked at the same place as a teen and nothing interesting happened. Besides the ususal “fill the cart up and leave without laying” folks.

The customer was white and the butcher was probably hmong if it matters.

>>11822579
U need a license for forklifts?
oh

>>11822782
I know im mentally retarded cuz my time in the army but I enjoyed that tale

>>11823209
Please don't post normie nigger gifs on my site

>>11822579
fucking faggots I swear

>>11823029
>eventually
Trannies are already in the process of this

>>11822876
solid 6/10 but not good enough like the newman zone or wife beater pastas

>>11822592
this is why i dont get why anyone would defend most of the rich cunts on this planet

most of them inherited their wealth and dont deserve a cent of it

>>11822876
kek 8/10. initially thought 5/10 but a lot of anons took the bait it seems.

>>11822546
Mostly entitled boomer women who think theyre hot shit

Ive only ever seen one actually manage to get their way, and thats because the store manager that day was a retard

>>11823068
he never went inside

>>11825011

>>11824190
This is good advice. It also helps you deal with autist customers
>cashier asks how my night is going
>respond "kinda sucks. it's cold and rainy" without thinking
>cashier has encountered an unexpected error and has stopped working
>cashier spends the next 30 seconds staring into a trash can letting the groceries pile up on the scanner as the belt keeps moving

>>11825800
Proof?

>>11826325
There are isolated instances of people being accused of transphobia for not rooting a trap who surprised them with a dick. It's hard to search for the specific case without having to sift through horrible crap, but they're not the norm in any case.

>>11822696
So what you’re saying is you’re too fat and lazy to bad groceries?

Worked at Kroger for two years when I was in highschool and it was pretty great
>summer
>hot as hell
>gotta go out and bring the carts back inside
>this 7/10 girl and I go out there together just to make it go by faster so neither of us have to be out there for very long
>We're done and both of us are sweating like pigs
>We go back to the freezer to cool down for a minute because the managers don't give a fuck
>We're chillin in the fridge
>Kinda quiet, just enjoying the cold
>She asks me if I want a blowjob
>Know her decently well, but wasn't expecting anything like that, plus I'm maybe a 6
>We go to the employee bathroom because I didn't want the cold to fuck with my dick
>decent blowjob, but it was my first time doing anything sexual so at the time it was like God
>We walk out of the bathroom at the same time and one of the managers sees us
>We just walked away, he didn't say anything and neither did we
>We kept messing around for the remaining year I worked there, but never started dating or anything like that for whatever reason
Shit was fucking cash bros, looking back it was probably the best time of my life
>by the way she's fat now and has three kids with an absent father so I dodged a bullet
So glad I was smart enough to not knock her up

>>11826332
See: cotton ceiling

>>11824422
>>11824494
>literally nothing response posting

begone crows

>>11822546

i used to work at a feed and seed store

>>11823209

>taking bait

>>11822916
Cringe virgin mindset

>>11822629
>place item in the bagging area
>unexpected item in the bagging area, remove item from the bagging area
>item removed from bagging area, please return item from the bagging area
>please wait for assistance

>>11822876
This is how I met my first wife

>>11826325
This month an Australian man was rejected on a tinder date because he looked like a tradie in a dress. He then went into a servo with an axe and chopped a couple of peoples faces

>>11822546
Just got done with my shift. I essentially get paid $11 an hour to stand there and chitchat with senior citizens and laugh at/with the autistic self-checkout kid. No interesting stories though.

>>11826887
Imagine how bad these tranny rampages will get, I think eventually they will happen every day, everyday normies getting they faces split open with an axe and all because no one stood up and shouted the emperor has no clothes

>>11824190
>"hey how are ya"
>"livin' the dream"

>>11826928
What if the costume design in Mad Max was predicting this all along?

>>11826426

>>11822546
Here's a few
>Work in small town grocery store in Canada
>Hate job but not many options and need to save for uni
>Lots of lotto addicts and people buying chew
>Woman that runs local restaurant spends 500 dollars on fucking scratch cards weekly
>Random kids keep trying to bride me to buy chew
>Man once ordered lotto ticket that ended up costing him 700 dollars
>I see these people come back later to either get nothing or enough free plays to draw them back in
>Hicks at checkout always complain about stupid shit
>One time a drunk dude burst in during closing
>Reeked of liquor
>Said he had welfare and food stamps
>Said that's not even how it works here what
>He handed me a blank check
>Manager showed up and told him to fuck off
>Another time on xmas eve
>Rich housewife shows up near closing
>Asking me if our almonds are pasteurized because she won't buy them if they are
>Say I have no idea I guess it'd say with the packaging if they are or not
>She is not happy with me
>Yells at me from produce section asking if the greens or organic or GMO or whatever
>Slowly walk over
>Explain that unless there's a label probably not
>She is even more displeased
>Asks if we sell toys here
>It is Christmas eve and this woman is trying to do her shopping in this general store in the middle of nowhere
>Say nope, just groceries
>She ends up buying kinder surprises for her kids as it the was closest thing we had to toys

Fuck retail happy that's long gone

>>11822546
>"Oh it won't scan? Guess that means it's free, right? :D :D :D"
>"Oh it won't scan? Guess that means it's free, right? :D :D :D"
>"Oh it won't scan? Guess that means it's free, right? :D :D :D"


No, I don't have any interesting stories from Wal-Mart.

>>11822516
e

>>11826972
You keep talking about this. The real question is why you were so bad at scanning that things kept failing to scan. It never happens to other people.

>>11822546
>>11826972
Wait, I just remembered one.

Sometimes if it wasn't busy I'd volunteer to help people carry their groceries tot he car, because standing behind a register was torture.

>Lady says she needs help
>Walk her out to the car
>She's buying a shit ton of pepper spray
>What's this for?
>"I have a phobia of being robbed in my home. So I always buy stuff to fight back with."
>Me being a dumb teenager says: "Why don't you buy a gun?"
>"Oh heavens no, what if they get the gun before I do? Besides, I don't want to kill anyone. Just maim them."

Anyway we discussed what weapons would be appropriate for the night stand. She said she kept a hammer in there. As a tip, she gave me a novelty 911 fire fighters folding knife.

>>11826980
>You keep talking about this
Do I? Am I sleep-posting again? Besides, not all barcodes are in perfect condition and people say this as soon as it doesn't scan the first time. They think they're hilarious.

>>11822876
My guts tell me this story is not fake

>>11822629
>working as a cashier without even getting paid
yikes

>>11827005
>They think they're hilarious.

You misunderstand. We don't say that because we think it's funny. We say that in an (admittedly vain) attempt in motivating you to make your system more reliable.

>>11826325
no he means trannies are putting female in their profiles when they arent

>>11822876
>behaviour
YOU!!!!

>>11827060
Standing in line for an extra five minutes and not getting minimum wage for that five minutes

suck