/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11819351
The absolute state of coasties.

>>11819351
Pic unrelated, I assume.

>>11819358
Nah man those halal carts are fucking great and I would take them in a second over any New York pizza.

>>11819373
That's just some chicken and rice with a basic bitch salad one might get at a church potluck. Not to mention WAY too much ranch dressing.

I hope you didn't pay more than 4 bucks for that

>>11819377
he thinks thats ranch
t flyover

The halal carts in NY literally smells like shit.

>>11819401
Oh, pardon me for not recognizing that it's shawarma sauce or whatever. I'm not cultured enough to recognize such an exotic food.

>>11819351
what a slopa shit

>>11819426
shawarma sauce

>>11819436
Oh, is it tzatziki? We don't get much med food where I'm from.

>>11819351
you eating in a public restroom bro

>>11819351
The chicken and rice on the left look pretty good. Not sure what is going on over on the right side.

>>11819459
That's because you're a flyover and haven't tried more than 5 basic flyover recipes in the entirety of your joke of a "life."

>>11819444
yup yup

>>11819451
>>11819473

>>11819469
>Halal white sauce over iceberg lettuce

Fucking wow. Mayo and yogurt? Hahahaha.

>>11819475
t fly over humor
next well get into poop jokes oh wait

Nothing beats Brooklyn Barbecue(c). It's taking over the world!

>>11819473
>$1200/month rent
>all you get is the bathroom
>”I-Isn’t NYC amazing guys”

>>11819527
>im going to put ranch and hot sauce over everything because god does it taste awful >lets all go back to my trailer to smoke meth and shoot up some shit cause god knows there isn't anything else to do
>its a shame im to dumb to move anywhere else my brother made it to college and gtfo out isnt he lucky jesus blessed him with the smarts

>>11819426
>shawarma sauce
I didn't understand the flyover meme until now.

>>11819532
Yikes, you reek of huge ego douchebaggery

no I'm not who you replied to either

>>11819547
Glad I learned ya somethin, city boy.

>>11819558
oh im sorry i couldnt hear you over my bank account

>>11819588
Bless your heart.

>>11819355

>Not enjoying a delicious warm meal, then your black tea while gazing out onto the stormy coast.

Faggot detected. You have no clue of the pleasures in life you boring poor gaylord.

do coasties really eat this?

>>11819351
That unironically looks like what I used to get for lunch every day at boarding school, sometimes I'd go out and give it to homeless people or even throw it in the trash.

>>11819351
Are you implying that this is unique to NYC?
I'm from bumfuck nowhere and could get the same on every second street corner back in my hometown. Check yourself OP

>>11819668
No you couldn’t.

>>11819588
OP here. I’m well off too. Poor poors.

>>11819351
NYC is a shithole and everything that comes out of there is overpriced trash.

>>11819737
Stop replying to this trash everyone.

>>11819639
>being this unaware

>>11819351
you can get that exact meal in north carolina for like 7 bucks in a mall food court

>>11819358
kek

>>11819588
how much you got

>>11819871
Really? Its only 5 bucks in NYC

>>11819654
Did the boys smooch after the lights went out?

>>11819351
>niggers spics and kikes everywhere

No thanks bruh >>11819355

>>11819377
>WAY too much ranch dressing
flyovers lol

Imagine living in an overpriced sewer surrounded by subhumans and your only joy in life is a soybox full of shitty food with a side of hep c

>>11819909
I can smell the fear in these posts. Grow a set, step out of your doomsday shelter, and experience things for yourself instead of having it spoon-fed to you.

>>11819351
How much was that, imma guess $16

>>11819893
Yes..

>>11819373
Throw bacon at them heh

>>11819351
yeah, paying more for the exact same food everyone else eats while living with more roommates in a smaller space and needing to use grimy public transit to get around sounds great

>>11819351
>Sometimes living in NYC is pretty great.
Halal guys is utter rubbish.

Rice-a-Roni style overseasoned mushy rice mix. Overchopped, overseasoned (yet bland) dark meat chicken and skin, crap tier "salad" and mayo dressing.
It's blessed to Allah, like all halal meat,
No.
Thanks.

Just go to a takeout from a restaurant where they make food properly.

>>11819444
>Oh, is it tzatziki? We don't get much med food where I'm from.
No. It's not tzatziki. That'd be greek and from somewhere civilized like coastal Mediterranean. The shelf stable mayo dressing at a Halal cart is desert food, think canned foods. Even in Canada, the expats from those regions make gyro with SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK, bleh.
They don't know how to cook with refrigeration, in other words. It's third world like that.

>>11820025
Hawt

Living in New York is literally the equivalent of living in a strip mall

There isn't a single block that doesn't have a Dunkin Donuts or Subway

>>11819401
better flyover than fly into

>>11820505

Looks gross as shit but it came from arabs so that makes sense they all look like dirty santas

>>11820505
kek

>>11820505

>>11820505
lmao

>>11819351
isn't that basically the only "nice" thing about living in NYC? you can eat a whole variety of ethnic foods and never have to cook for yourself

>>11820505

>>11819731
Nah I'm pretty sure I could

>>11820505
actually, unironically based

Imagine paying thousands of dollars in rent to live in a closet just so you can eat gay chink food and brag about it on a Samoan pog enthusiast forum

>>11820555
You are way over your head kid, NYC has amazing career opportunities, incredibly interesting people, beautiful women, enormous variety, and great food. Now, if you really like the suburbs, it would be a terrible place.

>tfw live in brooklyn
>tfw the facts of my existence are enough to trigger flyovers

enjoy living in a mcmansion surrounded by nothing but corn, cows, and cleetus

>>11820657
staten island is the only good part of nyc. You coffee colored jew manhattan cunts want to be european so bad. At least we have no liberals here.

>>11820505
How will the Eastcoast ever recover?

>>11820662
I like visiting Manhattan not sure I could ever live there though

>>11820657
>t. Liberal retard who thinks it's normal to get mugged twice a week

>>11820689
manhattan smells like piss everywhere. The last time I went there was when I was like 17 when my mom wanted me to see her new workplace. There was a nigger on the train yelling "YO SUCK MY DICK" as loud as he could, and I never went back.

>>11820657
reminder that mcmansion is just a word coasties use to describe people with more living space than them

>>11820662
staten island is pretty much new jersey which is pretty much indians and southern italians

>>11819351
Is it worth the $3,000/month in rent?

>>11820692
If someone makes enough money to live in NYC, they're at least low-key Republican no matter what they say online.

>>11820708
i am mostly italian but niggers get beaten to death here.

>>11820555
>you can eat a whole variety of ethnic foods and never have to cook for yourself
almost like literally every other American city of at least 100k people

>>11820720
jesus christ, are Italians basically just redneck southerners? How much of a fucking redneck do you have to be to consider attacking people a good thing

>>11820652
Hear, hear. Living in NYC certainly has its challenges - especially to someone that didn't grow up in or near a big-city environment - but I'd say it's worth it. You get exposed to so much, and so many different kinds of people. It's still a wonderful cultural nexus and I wouldn't trade it for anything.

>>11820725
>niggers
>people

>>11820732
New York Italians are basically just Mississippi rednecks

>>11820744
and this is derogatory how?

>>11820748
its funny that coasties see so highly of themselves when this is what you are

>>11820753
>thinking i care about jewhattan

I often have to lie about where I'm from so that people don't assume i'm a liberal.

>>11820584
No. You couldn't.

>>11820725
yes, the italians living in the states are proud of their heritage going back 3 generations, and being loud, obnoxious, and for having shitty westernized poverty meals

>>11820729
Jesus no one could be this dumb but a 22 year old white female

>>11820776
i'm not proud of being italian because most americans think we're niggers.

>>11820714
liberals are autistic

>>11820748
You know how I know you've never met a MS redneck?

>>11819401
>>11819469
>>11819503
>>11820657
>seething NYC sucks trying to cope with paying their entire paycheck and more to live inside a hotdog cart in the most over blacked, jewed, and over priced city in the world

>>11819351
well yeah, except for the crime, the rent, the taxes, the jews, the traffic, the homeless and the trash littering every single square inch of space

i really wish staten island wasn't considered jew york city. Everything liberals touch is ruined.

>>11820792
yes, italian americans are the niggers of the united states, just as italians are the niggers of white-europeans

>>11820657
Who cares if different regions exist? Thr instigation of being called flyovers is what angers them. Why would someone care about people 1.5k miles away? Until soneone starts talking shit.

>>11820844
thanks for your input spic.

Now go back.

>>11820851
>7th on the list but ranked #5

What kind of niggotry is that?

>>11820848
Big shitty fags are mad they have to live surrounded by nignogs so they say something retarded like water is spicy to feel good about themselves. Sad

>>11820851
>spic
I'm sitting at a pub in Italy right now. look at who is in power and then come back to me.

>>11820872

>>11820830
>the crime
Way down from what it used to be.
>the rent
Yeah, I'll give you that one.
>the taxes
Comparable to other places.
>the jews
This is only a problem for you if you're stupid.
>the traffic
This is also only a problem for you if you're stupid. Learn to use mass transit.
>the homeless
Dismissable.
>the trash
Also dismissable.

>>11820851
haha, thats surely a reputable source

>>11820879
the fact that you live in a place that requires mass transit is bad enough

>>11819351
what's even the point of that salad?

>>11820894
What is wrong with mass transit? Are you opposed to using buses or subways or do you think that driving or walking every where is superior?

>>11820505
I'm screenshotting this.
*shakes head*
Man, this is gold.

>>11820899
Mass transit is fine. Living in a place so overcrowded that it is necessary to get around is not

>>11820906
I'd rather not live somewhere where I had to own a money-sucking car.

>>11820899
>or do you think that driving or walking every where is superior?
I mean, yeah, that is definitely superior. Personally I love living in a very walkable urban neighborhood but also having the freedom to conveniently drive to any other neighborhood or other city whenever I feel like it

>>11820909
like the city doesn't suck enough out of you to fund transit

Also, thats kind of funny to say as someone who lives in one of the otherwise most overpriced places in the world, savings on rent alone would more than fund a nice car

>>11820917
I hate driving.

>>11820920
I hate needing to squeeze into dirty transit surrounded by poor people

>>11820911
NYC is considered the most walkable city in the US, it's just so large that it makes more sense to use public transit instead of walking. It's not a necessity, rather a convenience.

>>11819351
>Sometimes living in NYC is pretty great.
that will be 25 dollars plays tax.

>>11820505
ha

this state sucks.

I wish I could leave but the rest of the country hates new yorkers.

>>11819351
>>11819351
But you can have the same thing with cheaper rent in Philly?

>>11820946
If you hate New York so much, then work towards behaving less like an New Yorker, and the rest of the country will accept you.

>>11820936
What percent fo New Yorkers can walk to work? No fucking way it is not a necessity for most of them

>>11820952
>work towards behaving less like an New Yorker
I don't though. I hate liberalism, I hate cities, and I hate niggers and jews.

>>11820951
at the expense of wading through used needles

>>11820936
>muh walking
Meanwhile I live in the midwest and haven't had to walk once.

>>11820961
because you're so fat that you need to use a scooter.

opinion discarded.

>>11820505
lol
would watch collapse again.

>>11820958
>used needles
Used to that when I lived in SF. SF is the worst when it comes to that and rent is worse than NYC

>>11820984
White libtards are more destructive than niggers

>>11820954
There is no statistic that I'm aware of, but it doesn't make sense to spend more money to live within "walking distance" to your job versus a 45 min walk or a metro ride. Even so, 45 minutes to walk to work isn't awful.

>>11819426
lmao. oh, flyovers

>>11820505
how will I ever recover

>>11820505
SHUT IT DOWN

>>11821037
Cope

https://patch.com/new-york/new-york-city/nyc-has-worst-commute-times-any-us-city-study-finds

>>11821121
>https://patch.com/new-york/new-york-city/nyc-has-worst-commute-times-any-us-city-study-finds

rip

>>11821037
>45 minutes to walk to work isn't awful

unless it is rainy, snowing, windy or cold...

>>11821141
If you can't get around that you don't deserve to have access to internet in the first place.

>>11821152
Or perhaps the content is worthless

>>11821037
>e. Even so, 45 minutes to walk to work isn't awful.
maybe in the summer. I would rather have a 75 minute drive than a 45 minute walk, but for me I would literally be in the next major city in 75 minutes south or west

>>11819351
>love gyro
>great macros
>gives me terrible gas
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S NOT FAIR

>>11821144
And that is why public transport or uber is a beautiful thing.

>>11821199
public transit is rather unreliable in nyc

trains are often delayed and/or packed

buses are slow because of surface street traffic

Uber is extremely expensive and, oddly, I don't think NYC has Uber pool.

Again, NYC sure has a lot to offer, but short commutes is not a reality for most living there and that does suck.

>>11821199
or just owning a car like an adult

cant you get shawarma plates anywhere?
im a sheltered city folk btw

>>11820643
I'm in Wisconsin and don't know the feeling

I may as well have a fucking igloo

>>11821210
if you live in NYC traffic is going to be awful and getting anywhere is super slow, especially downtown or near peak hours

>>11819351
This is joke, yes?

>>11821210
You've clearly never been to NYC.

>>11821218
yeah, thats my point

>>11821205
I can't argue with this, because I haven't lived or worked in the city in over five years, but from the times I've visited I would agree with you. Uber Pool is a thing though, I believe I used it over the summer.

>>11820814
>poltard
>doesnt make enough to live comfortable in the greatest city in the world

sorry cleetus, should have went to college

>>11821276
Going to ask you to show proof of remarkable income, but you'll deflect like always.

>>11821287
>implying i care about your opinion

>>11821297
Called it. Only asking you to back up your shit talking. Prove that you live comfortably in NYC or politely bow the fuck out. That's not asking a lot.

>>11819351

Your food is disgusting.
Live in Toronto if you want good quality food from all corners of the Earth.

Pic related, a local Middle Eastern Cuisine franchise.

>>11821314
How much for a dozen eggs there?

>>11821316

Around $3 CAD.

>>11821328
Anon said in another thread it was 14...

>>11821276
you essentially need family money to live comfortably in New York

>>11821359
Don't believe everything you see on anonymous Urdu metalworking boards

>>11821359

Lmao thats not true at all. Maybe if you live in the middle of the fucking arctic lol. But for the vast majority of us, thats not true. 90% of Canadians live within 160 km of the US border. Plus we have a ton of farmland, so it doesnt cost that much to buy local groceries.

https://www.loblaws.ca/Food/Dairy-and-Eggs/Egg-%26-Egg-Substitutes/Whole-Eggs/plp/LSL001005003001?navid=whole-eggs

Here's a high end Canadian grocery chain. As you can see, eggs costs anywhere from $2.50 to $5.99.

>>11821359
take everything posted here as a work of fiction until proven otherwise

>>11820505
Holy shit

>>11820505
ladies and gentlemen, we got him

>>11820946
move to TX and just say you moved here cuz you dislike NY and we are instantly friends.

>>11819351
That makes it worth it? Holy shit anon I am so sorry for you.

>>11820952
works for Florida too. as a bonus, there's even the occasional person who will suck your dick for it

>>11820505
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OHNONONONON

>>11820505
jesus christ, the rekt

>>11820692

SEETHING

>>11819351
That chicken looks a lot better than the usual halal carts I go to. Which cart is it from?

>>11820505

>>11820505
Jewyork absolutely fucking destroyed.

>>11820879
I used to live in the Northeast and I live in Tokyo now. NY is a complete shithole by comparison, and only the most retarded of liberals would pretend it's not an awful place to live. Try living in a clean, safe city with public transportation that doesn't smell like hobo piss.

>>11819351
What times are those?

>>11819838

>having autism and insulting someone because they live by the ocean


Off yourself, my man

>>11820505
put me in the screenshot

>>11819351
That looks like...the biggest...pile...of shit....anywhere in New York. My God. What a disgrace....to the city....of New York

>>11819532
>My brother so smart he made it to Wall Street and he can afford a pile of street chicken from a sand nignog, how sophisticated

>>11819588
Banks do tend to get noisy when your account is overdrawn

>>11821276
>>11821297
Reminder that this faggot failed to post proof that he lives as "comfortably" as he says.
Going to post this every day this thread is still up

>>11820662
The cultural and geographic center of Staten Island is the mall.

>>11821314
Which chain?
Euro Shawarma is awesome.

>>11820505
Checked

>>11819527
>$1200/month
if only

>>11824516
Are you the guy bragging about being a college retard?

>>11820505

>>11823643
Is this what makes you happy in life?

>>11820555
You can also get a variety of ethnic diseases like H Pylori and e coli from the food.

>>11825261
>college
>retard
Pick one.

>>11820505

>>11819377
>Not to mention WAY too much ranch dressing.
HOLD YOUR ASS RIGHT THERE BOI!
BASED MICHIGANDER COMIN' IN FROM THE SNOWSTORM TO TELL YOUR PRISSY KEK-FACE THAT THERE CAN NEVER, EVER, BE TOO MUCH RANCH DRESSING.

GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE IN THE GROUND AND EAT YOUR DRY, BLAND ROCKS.

no but seriously guys, do coasties really eat this slopashit?

>>11825521
>implying most people in college aren't abject retards

>>11826111
i mean, i don't agree with mixing the salad with the rest of it, but i see nothing wrong with the other food there.

not everything has to be plated like Pétrus

>>11819351
>tfw you can get some of the best mid-eastern food in the country and not have to pay 2000/mo rent for a shoebox
>even have a James Beard awarded middle eastern restaurant
>still cold
>high of 1*F for wednesday

>>11820505
based and blackpilled

>>11820505
WEW

>>11820652
Tell me about the beautiful women. Can you fug them?

>>11826396
not him but I live in NYC. Tinder makes it dumb easy to hook up with beautiful women.

>>11820725
Lmao shut the fuck up faggot

>>11820861
You’re retarded

>>11820505
Gottem

>>11820505

>>11820505
>all the flyovers itt assblasted because they're so insignificant terrorists don't even deign them worthy of an attack because it wouldn't cause even a ripple on the pond scum

>>11825481

>>11826873
McVeigh and Nichols, though location was more out of convenience than anything else i suppose

>>11820505
OHNONONONONONO

>>11826873
Maybe because terrorists are closer to the coasts, being that they're, y'know, foreign?

You seem to be ignoring all the domestic terrorism though, the news was all about the 30 year anniversary of the Ohio school shooting. That's peak "flyover," right?

that's definitely not halal cart chicken and rice. i've eaten at probably 100 different carts and i've never had shit in the white sauce and rice that dark. also the chicken usually has an orange tint to it not brown

>>11827504
>t. long island nigger

>>11826873
>Terrorists could even make it into my state.
Goddamn your sanctuary cities.

for me it's sitting on the water at sunset and having a delicious lobster roll or baked stuffed shrimp

>>11826069
based fellow michigander

>>11819527
>$1200/month rent
If you are living with roommates, otherwise it's much more expensive than that.

>>11819351
And then you remember you pay way more to live there and you're also surrounded by minorities 100% of the time.

>>11825243
>>11827662
Jesus fucking christ I thought you guys were just shit-talking so I looked up rent in New York. Makes me feel a little better about living in middle-of-nowhere Saskatchewan. Together my gf and I only pay $1200 per month for a 4 story house with 5 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms.

>tfw 21
>tfw didnt fall for the big city meme
>tfw old frenz that moved to cities all seem miserable

>>11827575
>mayo not butter

>>11820725
plenty of hypocrites when its reversed

>>11820861
other countries had equal IQs so they tied for a higher position

>>11829053

Vancouverfag here. Sounds really nice money wise but honestly if you can actually afford to buy a place in the city it's awesome. I love it.

Looks like dogfood

>>11819401
It's semen we know

>>11826880
You can put the text with the reddit thing all you want, but it's still true

>>11829459
This desu. it's like when people would refute a point by putting
>implying
in front of it. so juvenile and retarded.

>>11819351
moved out of new york and holy shit thats the only thing i really miss
they must put fucking crack cocaine in these food carts or something

I'm not American but all my instincts in my body tell me to bully all who come from New York or California. It's like a 6th sense Australians have from birth.

>>11827575
fellow mainefag?

>>11820505
heh I hate flyovers but you made me laugh, kudos.

>>11825481
>>11829459
>>11829478
How to know your talking to a woman.

>>11829944
>lol well UR A GIRL
Oh noooo, I'm so triggered, how shall I ever recover?

>>11829957
Did you purposefully word this to come off as a teenage girl? If so you did an excellent job.

>>11829991
No, maybe you just think about underage girls a lot.

>>11830002
who doesn't?

>>11829957
bye thot

>>11830002
You're a very powerful poster. If they enabled emojis no one could stop shitposting as potent as yours. Throw in a few "sweetie"s and incel comments and you're golden.

>>11819426
im from indiana and even i know its fucking tzatsiki or yogurt......where are you from?

>>11820725
I can assure you that actual italians in italy look at italo-american with disgust even if they are trash themselves.
Half italian here living in yurop

>>11820053
tzatsiki is turkish, not greek...look it up even entymologicaly speaking its turkish in origin....also yoghurt is a thing all over the middle east, and they all add cucumbers and hebs to it and use it as a dip or dressing, they just change the name.....maybe you just know shit expats

>>11820053
gyros aren't donair stupid

>>11826069
ranch is horrid
literally any other salad dressing is better

>>11829579
>bully all who come from New York or California.
I thought anyone of any nationality was a suitable target when it comes to you guys taking the piss

>>11830144
its pretty much a fact that gyros were apropriated by the greeks from the turks, donair is historicly attested befor gyros are....much of greek food has turkish influence or origin

and tzatsiki is just a greek coruption of a turkish word caciki, which its debated comes from persian or armenian before that

>>11829185
>if you can actually afford to buy a place
any place can be nice when you are loaded anon

>>11819532
SEETHING COASTIE

>>11820505
KEK!! COASTIES UNDENIABLY, UNIRONICALLY, INDISPUTABLY, INCONTROVERTIBLY BTFO!!!!! NOTICE ME SENPAI

>>11820047
Halal Guys is shit but the halal carts are the bomb.

>>11819351
Nigger.

>>11829844
RI but my parents have a house in Bar Harbor

>>11830501
Cracker.

>>11820505
Holy fuck

>>11820505
Unironically thank you, dude. I have seen the word flyover posted on this board very few times since this post.

I'd give up any food to get out of NYC. Nothing here is worth it.

>>11819351

i would have believed you if you said Birmingham instead of NYC desu