/ck/ - Food & Cooking

they would never have a solid poo ever again.

>>11812837
https://youtu.be/iptUNUFdyas

You would act like this faggot 24/7

>>11812837

Google:

Cosmos Narcissa Wright

I read about someone who tried and I think they had diarrhea all the time and ended up with some severe nutritional deficiencies

>>11812837
Here's your vegan diet bro.

>>11812852
I'm glad I am old,if I was a kid today and saw this,would probably think it was funny.

>>11812837
They would shut down the government for a month to build a beautiful wall and then fold like an origami crane.

>>11812880
>but at least my GF sperm is still active

>>11812837
You become the beautiful woman you always wanted to be.

>>11812837
Soylent is just your average run-of-the-mill meal replacement. The plain design and name make it extremely attractive to pussy nu-males who want to be different by gaining their nutrition in an unnatural way, and the fact that they're so frail and feminine fuels the anti-soy paranoia in people who don't understand that plant estrogen affects plants and not mammals.

>>11814280
Why does the name appeal to such people? Is classic dystopian fiction of particular interest to them for some reason?

>>11813492
Soylent is not actually made with soy and speedrunners are mentally ill regardless of their diet.

when i was in hs and they wanted wrestlers to move down a weight class they would recommend soylent

i'm pretty sure timothee chalamet or whatever his name is also drank something like that to lose 15 pounds he called it "protein goo"

>>11812837
It's basically the same stuff we put in feeding tubes and people live for decades on that with no ill effects. They certainly don't all turn into trannies.
Soylent attracts these people; it doesn't create them.

>>11812837
enjoy my titmilk goy

>>11812837
>Narcissa Wright

>>11813492
guy is ugly af even before his estrogen rampage
i really doubt his girlfriend was a cute, unless you show a decent pic instead of just some hair and a hand lmao

>>11814287
also this, i've yet to see a speedrunner that wasn't an autist or had other issues

>>11814280
Any better brands of meal replacement shit?

>>11812837
Teeth fall out

>>11812852
Just noticed, he's a fucking Jew too.

>>11812880
This is not real. Is it?

Soylent is just ensure for millenials.

>>11812837
THATS IT! I AM GOING TO MY BARBER AND ASKING FOR HAIR CURTAINS AND A GOATEE.

I can't deal with my stupid beard. Sure, I look great with a beanie on... but I am bringing back the spirit of 1995

>>11812837
they'd go broke, shit's 4$ a bottle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MS0TrsI7rE

>>11815013
TL;DW
ya muppet

>>11814855
Unfortunately yes. Vegans are srsly fucked up.

>>11812837
Dunno about Soylent, but there are people who've done 6 months of huel.

>>11812837
seriously though, why do people drink this? interested in honest non-meme answers

>>11815169
some people really really really dislike cooking

>>11814287
Bullshit, can you not read go look at the ingredients

>>11815095
Lol I still find it funny that Antony Fantano got butthurt over the fact some jewboy made fun of John sakars.

>>11812837
A likely outcome would be getting some kind of gut disease. Ulcerative colitis or crohn's, or cancer.

>>11814287
You're retarded soy is the second most abundant ingredient in soylent, right behind water and rat shit.

>>11815029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYXkHIsslD0

Replaced all the meat he had with tofu and soy beans
milk with soy milk

He lost weight and nothing else.

He also talked about soy milk and BTW i did not know this but milk has "real" estrogen. The one that trans dudes use.

Soylent or Mountain Dew or Crab Juice /ck/?

>>11812837
huh?

>>11815291
Yuck. I guess I'll take the crab juice.

Your test increases and thus you get hair loss

>>11812837
I lived exclusively off of Soylent for about three months. It was okay, and really affordable too since I got a subscription for free shipping and was buying the original formula powder bags (everything introduced after that is an overpriced soft drink meme).

Main side effect was that my sex drive evaporated entirely and my dick just didn't work at all. Nothing but a floppy noodle regardless of what I did. This may have been from ingesting amounts of soy protein isolate that are beyond what has been studied by nutritional science, or it may have been Soylent's complete lack of cholesterol, which is required by the body to produce and transport sex hormones.

>>11818524
based self-neutered soyboi

>>11818657
Effects wore off shortly after cutting back to Soylent only for lunch and having a big steak for dinner every now and again.
There's something there that might be gender dysphoria but there's a good chance that was present before Soylent. Hard to say though.

>>11812837
I think this guy went on to Sexually Assault Women
Take that how you will.

>>11818672
>>11818524
xd

>>11818695
Just because of living off soylent? That's impressive.

>>11818754
That's pretty good evidence against the soyboy meme. Rapists are the most manly of men.

>>11815169
>interested in honest non-meme answers
why is this the new /ck/ meme?

>>11812856
>freaks sterilizing themselves

Is this a bad thing...?

>>11815214
What?

>>11819033
Huh?

>>11812837
Look up Cosmo Wright and all the shit that he did to himself after eating nothing but soylent for yeard

>>11819211
Read the thread before telling people to look up shit.
And I'll say it again; Cosmo is a speedrunner. They're mentally ill no matter what they eat.