/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11810985
Kick her all the way back to the third world where she belongs.

>>11810985
Wooooow OP what a totally reeeeeeeal problem

>>11810989
Based

>>11810989
Is dairy the ultimate white filter?

>>11810985
feed her only melk BRaaaaAAAAAp OwO

>>11810985
Does her intolerance work over the air or does she have no self control?

No QT girlfriend to share Gorgonzola with.

Get rid OP, you know you shouldn’t be settling for this life

>>11811203
She shits and pisses all over herself at the sight of it and then I have to clean her.

>>11811252
haha wow that sounds awful could imagine having to do that

>>11811252
you have to clean her?? i guess this might be ok if shes hot

>>11811278
>>11811274
Creepcels

let jamal knock her up.
You get free milkies! in front of her!
haha

Can't you choose a dairy free alternative like almond or soy milk. Dairy is full of shit and should be avoided anyway

>>11810985
I'd get rid of someone who demands I do what they want or else.

>>11811333
Robert Mueller?

>>11810985
Kick her out, im intolerant and my gf goes crazy for dairy. I make my own shit if i need to

>>11810985
Fuck me that's a dilemma. I guess you gotta weigh each one, is dairy essential to your diet or is it a thing you're willing to give up?

>Things got pretty serious with my girlfriend

>But she'll break up with me based on my taste for dairy

That's an odd interpretation of a serious relationship.

>>11810985
Try A2 milk or Goat milk, if it works for her it'll turn her life around and you'll get blown every day forever.

>>11810989
First post based post

>>11811516
The more important question is if her pussy is worth giving anything up for it

>>11811522
Shes just telling him when shes fucking other dudes now, thats what makes a modern relarionship serious

>>11810985
Hand her a box of this
If she doesn't appreciate it dump her and celebrate dodging the bullet with a big bowl of ice cream

>>11810989
fpbp

>no more cheese

Stay cucked my dude

>>11810985
>or I if I keep them in my apartment
Controlling cunt. Leave it. She will take over everything else.

>>11810985
I wish this were true. You need somebody that controlling to keep your shit in gear.

>>11810989
This is funny to be bc im black and my girlfriend is white, she's lactose intolerant, and I am not.
I can eat cheese all day no problem and a lil cheese in her eggs has he all fucked up.
Its pretty hillarious desu

>>11811811
Almost all lactose is fermented out of cheese, "senpai," so it's more likely she has some kind of protein allergy from all the miscegenation and isn't actually lactose intolerant

>>11811826
Idk man, cream cheese on her bagel, milk, ice cream, etc she cant do it.
I like a number of dairy products so ill probably ask her if lactaid works for her but as far as I know shes been this way her whole life?

>>11811811
Yeah but youre still a nigger

>>11811876
FWIW try this >>11811536
I thought I was lactose intolerant for years and recently found out I'm not. Sausage gravy and alfredo are back on the menu, it's life-changing

>>11811811
Yeah, that's the funniest thing I ever heard. I'm going to tell everybody I know about this. That's how funny it is.

>>11811895
Stop being mean to grade-schoolers, it doesn't matter if they're 18

>>11811895
Cry more
>>11811881
Yeah but im attractive and youre not, so whos really losing?
>>11811885
Okay ill let her know!! Im not a big milk drinker myself and i only like a few types of cheeses so going dairy free wont actually be *that* hard when we live together; its more the irony thats entertaining to me I guess.
Alfredo is kino.

>>11811978
>alfredo is kino
Made even moreso when you make it with goatmilk. The parmesan gives it body and saltiness, but the goat milk makes it taste like the whole thing is made of chevre. Absolutely fantastic.

>>11811978
>Yeah but im attractive
Mate, you already said you were black - there's no point contradicting yourself

>>11811978
Both my mom and all my therapists have called me attractive.

>>11811997
I bet he thinks his girlfriend actually loves him and doesnt just have a bestiality fetish

>>11812031
tbf he'll get his revenge when he knocks her up and abandons the child

>>11812041
Based-blackanon, btfoing coal-burning roasties. I bet he voted for Trump too. God I only hope my own little thot of a daughter gets knocked up and ditched by a fine black specimen when she's old enough (11).

>>11812070
>when she's old enough (11)
pbuh

Holy shit has /pol/ infected every board on the site now? Jesus fucking christ
>>11812008
Thats good for you, but i mean people stopping me on the street to hit on me or tell me how attractive I am.

>>11812080
>people stopping me on the street
how does it feel to be fetishized for your race?

>>11812080
I thought all white people are racist? Why are you suprised?