/ck/ - Food & Cooking

marty????

>>11806680
A robot that watches black shoppers under the guise of looking for spills. Genius actually.

>>11806680
>white people section

>>11806680
>>11806686
>reports spills and debris
>can't just clean up by itself
What a fucking waste of a robot

>>11806680
>>11806686
HEHE EVERY THREAD SHOULD BE ABOUT RACE, TRY THE REDPILL HEHE PRAISE KEK DEUS VULT

>>11806680
Oh it’s adorable

>>11806693
It's a black robot, you expected it to do work?

>>11806680
ngl i like the googly eyes

>>11806686
>scan faces as they walk in store
>link with cameras at register
>connect faces to cards they use at time of purchase
>next store you enter with one of these already has your face and info

>>11806770
Those googly eyes aren't it's camera's. Those down-facing lenses on the side of its head and those shin-height ones are. How is it supposed to record your face?

>>11806770
You act as if they couldn't already be doing this with the cameras that cover the entrances if they wanted to. Or even just with the cameras at the registers, why would they need a second set to work with?

>>11806807
Dude every cameayou can see is a fake. What more fiendishly clever place is there to hide the real cameras in than those "obviously" fake, oh-so-innocent googly eyes? Nobody would ever suspect that.

>>11806695
why are you upset at that

>>11806695
gear down, big rig. i wasn't aware that non-whites buy fair-trade roasted pumpkin seeds and spend $7 on gut bacteria drinks

>>11806680
Stop being a racist piece of shit
Robots are better than humans deal with it fag

>>11806680
The future is now anon

What's the point of this? Just make a small one.

>>11806903
Fuck off back to plebbit sweetie

>>11806680
That's what you call trickle-down economics
>rich letting as little wealth as possible trickle down

Fast forward a few years and Marty the robot won't be reporting spills to employees, Marty will be signaling Stevie the robot to clean up on aisle 5 while you self-checkout

>>11806992
>>rich letting as little wealth as possible trickle down
How is that possible though?
If the wealthy spend their money on shit the trickledown is obvious. Instead, if they keep the money in the bank it gets loaned out at a 10:1 ratio to people, which means it "trickles down" even more.

>>11806992
Reporting spills has never been a paid position. Usually the customer has to report the spill to somebody. They also don't pay an extra person to clean the spill. Somebody has to abandon their regular role, usually a cashier, to cover the task.

>>11806922
It'd be really easy for someone to steal a small one or for it to get thrown in a cart.

>>11807004
I think you missed the point.
The point is simply that there will be more robots and fewer employees.

>>11807011
I know that was the point. He made the point by referring to tasks that don't increase the employee base, so he failed to make his point.

>>11806680
Does it move around or something?

>>11806992
>Marty will be signaling Stevie the robot to clean up on aisle 5 while you self-checkout
Then maybe the spills will actually get cleaned up

>>11806680
knock that shit over

>Badger Technologies CEO Tim Rowland says its camera-equipped robots stop after detecting a potential spill. But to make sure, humans working in a control center in the Philippines review the imagery before triggering a cleanup message over the loudspeaker.

>>11806680
marty is going to fuck your gf while you're looking for your organic avacados and soimilk

>>11807017
oh yeah it does
was patrolling the aisles
i was just telling my pal that i bet you could wear reflective clothing or something similar that would render you invisible to marty, let him run you over, and sue these cocksuckers
he wasn't even moving slowly. that was the most alarming thing

>>11807004
I don't think you're old enough to remember when stores had employees who roamed around all the time keeping shelves tidy, helping customers find products, reach top shelf items for grannies, and generally keep an eye on things.
>pretty much went away about the time gas stations stopped filling your tank and cleaning windows for you

Sad that it takes an overgrown roomba (with less functionality) to get fucking zoomers in the grocery store. I'm surprised that it wasn't made to look like Wall-e

>>11806680
it would be cooler if it didnt have a name and googly eyes, i bet a woman came up with that idea

>>11806736
pretty lazy joke anon

KIND OF LIKE A BLACK GUY HAHA

>>11806743
Robots that are supposed to interact with humans are best served by having vaguely human faces and lots of soft angles so as to appear non threatening... while they take jobs

>>11807031
stop posting

>>11806680
lmao, I'm glad I do all my shopping at an indian owned liquor store, where they're too cheap for anything but a basic cctv camera

>>11807104
no

>>11807104
t.marty

>>11807146
What kind of life are you living, anon?

>>11806680
Is that the Newport Rhode Island Stop and Shop? I saw it the other day and it freaked me out too

>>11807250
no i live in connecticut

>>11806686
yeah, it uses image capturing technology for your own "safety"

they already have you on camera (security cameras)
they already know what you buy (frequent customer cards, tracking your CC, etc)

what do you retards think this is doing?

>>11807344
bio scanners for the upcoming machine war, with every captcha solved we teach them how to move in our society, now they need information on our basic human interactions and survival like grocery shopping, airports and hospitals, those are the first thing that will go down when the machines attack.
inb4 FBI deletes my post

>>11807399
>The human-run organization wants robots to exterminate/enslave all human life

I'm all for conspiracy theories, just think em out a little bit first

>>11807426
>he thinks corporations are still run by humans
well, I have bad news for you

>>11807465
Listen buddy, I want the brain in a vat controlling a robot scenario as bad as you do, but you have to make these believable

>>11806690
he was making sure no NIGGERS accidentally wandered into the kombucha aisle

>>11807497
how about white supremacists instead of AI controlled robots?

>>11806680
Is he smirking?

>>11807508
Now we're talkin'

Reminder that Roko will have your head if you're laughing at this

the robots re taking over!

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1548376554341.webm

>>11807613
nigga I ain't clicking that shit

>>11807682
it's just a webm with sound so can't be posted here directly

also, lrn 2 4chanX

>>11807613
>[Deleted]
why? how was that offensive? or even break any rules?

>>11806686
>let's spend 50K$ on a device that allow use to not save any money since the cleaning people could just walk in the shop anyway

>>11806680
>>11807613
What a waste of money

>>11806680
I'm afraid to go to Giant nowadays
Wegmans it is

>>11807758

>What a waste of mod
word

>>11807613
walmart became weirdmart

>>11807092
Kek

>>11806680
Stick some googly eyes on i- oh.

>>11807165
the good life

>>11806686
yeah, I'm sure that giant machine, which probably cost tens of thousands of dollars (not factoring in the money put into R&D), is just there to report spills and debris. what a joke.

>>11806680
>$50,000 robot
>Paper label taped on

>>11806686
>and other potential hazards

>>11806686
>when the libtards demand $15/hr

>Robot sees hole in shelf
>Robot summons human to restock shelf

Who is working for who, here?

>>11807344
>this is YOU
lol no. You are the slave forcing your "way of life" on others there.

>>11806902
it's just rich people anon
whether it be rich asians, whites or blacks

>>11810181
Class war disguised as a race war

>>11810151
Finna taze yo robbin ass

>>11806680
Marty better stay in his lane I'll beat his bitch ass if he come round here with that bullshit

>>11806680
Put magnets on it! I'm sure there are some in the store even.