/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11805716
Kill yourself redditer.

>>11805716
First for Ramsay can lick my balls

>>11805716
>Fuckin ell
>SHIT

>>11805716
Everything about him reminds me of J.K. Simmons in Whiplash. Is becoming one of the most renowned chefs in the world really worth becoming such an angry sociopathic cunt?

>>11805718
>redditer
Hot ones is 9gag, dumbass.

>>11805718
Rent free

>I didn't realise when I came onto Hot Ones that I'd be leaving with 3 arseholes
lmao

Finally

>A Hot Ones interview
>That actually has good questions
>It's not just a stupid press thing to promote something no one cares about

>>11805838
imagine leaving a site like reddit because its an unbearable shithole and coming to 4chan(nel).
I know what i ll post here!reddit!
Really makes you think

>>11805716
Holy shit he was a whiny baby eating those wings

>>11805904
Most of them have okay questions

>>11805716
Are all bongs this much of a faggot when eating spicy food?

What a fucking toddler. Just eat the damn wings and stop being a bitch.

>>11805923
Sean's been throwing soft balls since he starting getting big stars instead of literally who rappers. And god his Jeff Goldblum interview was the most boring thing since it's just him letting an old man rabble for 30 minutes

gordon is still /fit/ as fuck

>shit piss fuck fuck what a hell
what a fucking redditor.

>>11805716
Did this come from Portland?

I like how he brought a utility bag filled with shit to combat the spice and none of it does jack shit.

>>11805716
The credits have 40 people! How does it take 40 people to make short videos about 2 people eating wings?

>>11805716
host takes fucking AGES to lead in to a question. You can even see Gordon keep saying "yeah, yep" to brush the fuck through it. What the fuck is up with Youtube hosts taking fucking paragraphs to ask something??

he looks pretty coked up here

>>11805939
I've seen Jeff Goldblum's other interviews. Good luck getting him to say anything of worth in less than an hour.

>>11805716
I must admit, it was fun watching him suffer like that.
>Touched his dick with hot sauce on his hands
Yikes

>>11806006
It's a whole studio, dude. A small studio connected to a larger channel.

>>11805716
Jesus fucking CHRIST Sean Evans stop with the fucking finger and shut the fuck up

>>11806323
And god damn Gordon was a pussy

>>11805915
Fuck you, reddit is better than this place

>>11806348
Lmao'ing at your life right now

>>11805800
If you've ever worked in the restaurant in general or a kitchen specifically you'd understand that it's soul crushing and demoralizing and there's a reason those that stay in the industry long enough are angry, sociopathic assholes.

>>11805904
>>That actually has good questions
most of the people he interviews actually complement him on his research and questions

I love Ramsay but he swears way too much
But considering his career and mentors i can understand why

>>11805716
This episode is one of the best, easily.

>>11806578
Agreed. Too much swearing is just off-putting.

lmfao at his toolbag
>>11806113
I did this before with sauce that was a lot milder than this. shit hurts like a motherfucker

>>11805716
>Is that out of Portland?

He KNOWS

>>11805716

>>11806346
desu those sauces get pretty hot
Da Bomb is around 250k SHU and I use similiar sauces with my food. You really don't want to put more than third of a teaspoon in your food.

>>11805718
Go back to /r9k/, autistic pisshead. This is a reddit friendly zone.

The people bitching that Gordon swears too much... you've obviously never been to England.
We all fucking swear too much.

>>11807023
Not even English, but I barely noticed. Probably because I listened to Bill Burrs podcast a lot.

>>11805847
Shots fired at his publicists

>>11807023
Or literally fuckin anywhere

People swear, I don't know how boomers haven't gotten used to it yet

Great episode. Upboated.

He has nice words for Marco White Pierre? Thought they hated each other.

>>11807281
Gordon isn't an idiot. He fucked things up with Marco bringing a camera crew to his wedding. He isn't gonna start shit when he started the beef.

>>11805936
He's from the British Isles. The have famously mild palettes and can't handle spice for shit.

>>11805716
Holy shit this was embarrassing for him. I was expecting him to hold complete composure. I actually lost respect for him.

>>11807340
I actually gained respect because I realized he wasn't bullshitting in some of those kitchen nightmares episodes when he coughed because food had been over spiced.

>>11807345
He acted like a complete bitch. Perhaps you should consider going back to Rcddit.

>>11807365
Can't go back to a place you've never been.

>>11807381
>Defensively lying on 4chan for approval
You're embarrassing yourself too.

>>11807365
Rent free! Please upvote.

>>11807386
You're fuckin' weird man.

>>11807387
What?

>>11807396
You still couldn't help but respond lmao. On the rag eh?

>Marco White Pierre
>great as fuck

Why did Gordon lie about beef stock boy?

>>11805936
>why tv show man act dramatic, should just eat and shut up

>>11807437
they're eating hot sauce not knorr sauce

>>11806754
>>11806578
Jesus christ how did I end up on mumsnet.

>>11807306
Yeah that's why curries are so popular I guess, you fucking moron

>>11805716
gordan ramsey is a fucking coward who weeped for 15 minutes and sean is a fucking aspie who acts more retarded than actual retarded people

>>11807345
Must be useful for a chef to not be so desensitized

>>11807601
>a fucking aspie who acts more retarded than actual retarded people
So /ck/?

>>11805716
Was good fun. He's not so good with spicy food.

>>11807777
quadception!

>>11807777
quads makes it true

Honestly the worse performance of the show, but the way he used those bottles of lemon & lime juice was majestic.

>>11805800
Yes
Grow a pair faggot

>Alton Brown doesn't even blink for the whole interview
>Ramsey starts complaining after the third wing

>>11807478
>curry is hot

>>11808132
Alton Brown is a pretentious faggot though

I found the episode oddly disappointing. The questions weren’t that good, and it was basically just Gordon repeatedly saying shit and fuck because of the spice. Not good.

>>11805716
Why can't he handle hot food? He talks so much shit, you think he would be able to.

>>11805800
He fell for the Gordon Ramsey is mean meme, it's just an act he puts on for Americans. Watch his BBC shows he's a lot more calm and easy going.

>>11805716
Why don't Scotsmen enjoy spicy foods???

>>11807023
>>11807453
Excessive use of swearing just makes you sound like an idiot.

my body is ready

>>11808347
He's British. They can't do spicy.

>>11808383
Europeans can't fucking deal with spicy food and it irks me every time I meet up with my friends from there.

Seriously, I remember my friend from Norway talking about wanting the really spicy american burger for a place because it had jalapenoes on it.

>>11808215
Alton Brown provided interesting and informative commentary about the wings and sauces. Gordon Ramsey said bad words and offered nothing. If I were to go to either for cooking advice, I'd go to Alton.

>>11808347
He talks shit about people who can't cook, he sure as fuck can. I've never seen him make fun of someone who couldn't handle a spicy meal.

>>11808215
Are you the assblasted fag who made that thread the other day?

>>11806006
The interview host. The filmer. The sound guy. The editor. I don't know how you can fit 40 people into those 4 roles, maybe they're just bullshit credits.

>>11805716
>"Snowflake generation"
>Has to douse his wing with lemon and lime juice
Kekadoodledoo

>>11808132
Brown was coating his mouth with cream before each bite.

>>11805718
Kill yourself 4channer

>>11808988
Are you implying there's hypocrisy there?

>>11805800
He's only mean to retards who deserve it.

>>11808379
Even the difference between British Kitchen Nightmares and American is night and day. In the British one he just tries to save your restaurant, in the American one he also has to save your marriage, help you through your mental health issues, fix your relationship with your estranged father, etc.

its bullshit

>>11805719
hot

>>11807777
quads of truth

>>11808998
*4channeler

>>11805931
As a bong I know that he was limiting himself a tonne. He really wanted to swear his head off but just kept saying fuck or shit.

>>11808988
What does that have to do with anything?

>>11805716
>makes fun of millenials for being easily triggered
>gets triggered by hot sauce
how can one man be so cucked?

>>11808395
record yourself sculling it and post it onto liveleak

>>11805716
Bewgah

>>11807807
It was a great episode. Never expected him to be so shit with it. He had a whole bag of gear.

>>11805716
>"Sugar """""""""bALaNceS""""""""" the heat"
Ok maybe they taste good together but you won't feel less heat. Bet this boomer believes in the tongue map and "sealing" in the "flavour".

>>11808391
Only to people whose opinions can be readily discarded.

>>11808347

he didnt drink milk, milk really just stops spice completely

>>11807306
>"(((British))) Isles"
Fuck off Nigel

it always turns bad right after "da bomb"

those sauces arent even tasty they are just science experiments

>>11809902
On occasion you'll see a guest say that da bomb tastes good and they like it, and Sean reacts with genuine surprise.

>>11809902
Some guests say the Last Dab actually tastes pretty good. I remember Vince Staples complimented them for it.

>>11809130

>>11808215
>t. Buttblasted christcuck who's made he left the church becuase he doesn't want to lynch faggots

>>11805716
>shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit

Does he have autism?

>>11808132
It;s almost like one is British and the other grew up in Georgia

>>11808379
The Channel 4 shows he's not at all more calm especially if you watch 'boiling point' the documentary where he went totally ballistic on his chefs and shitty servers in the early days of his restaurant.
At one point on that show he berated some commis chef for about 5 minutes and threatened to fire him who later turns up on the F-word as being described as 'my right hand chef for 10 years'. Ramsay's tirades are also tame compared to what goes on in French michelin star kitchens where they will actually throw pans with boiling liquid at your head or demote you to slicing carrots in the basement for months.

>>11807807
He's playing it up for the cameras, he had a travel cooking show once and was eating the world's hottest chutney made of like fire ants and ghost peppers or some shit from some tribe in India and managed to conduct himself properly despite the ridiculous spice levels and chasing it with moonshine the natives made. Also this challenge isn't 'spicy food' it's man made crossbreeds producing super peppers like the Carolina Reaper

What was that pink stuff he guzzled down on the 2nd to last wing?

>>11810612
Pepto-Bismol, you dumb fucking foreigner. Go back to whatever Finnish memehole your crawled out of, fag.

>>11810617
>Didn't even correct me me by saying that it was the 3rd to last wing and not the second

>>11810626
How could I possibly remember that when I watched it yesterday? I really fucking hate Finngols

>>11810533
it's almost as if one guy eats extremely spicy shit all the time for some reason which has increased his tolerance

>>11805847
This was recommended to me (probably because I subscribe to Chef John and Brad), and I was surprised how quickly he lost his shit compared to Alton Brown who never flinched.

what was gordon squirting into his mouth? why didn't he just drink milk or beer?

>>11807478
The most popular curry in England is made with tomato and cream.

>>11810694
Pepto bismol.

>>why not milk or beer
because the former is more effective than either. Milk works, beer makes the situation worse.

>>11810710
they don't sell little squirt bottles of clear pepto bismal, he started squirting shit into his mouth after he downed the tumbler of pepto. also the alcohol in beer dissolves the spice molecules using science everyone knows that dummy

>>11810697
Curry in India isn't hot, unless you eat Tamil curries from the south.

Since this is /ck/ a great way to cook with ghost peppers and other insanely strong peppers is to slice it in half (wearing eye protection), remove any seeds if there are any and throw it in oil briefly, so like 30 seconds. Remove and cook whatever it is you're cooking and when you take a mouthful you get all your senses blasted by the pepper but there is no burn after.

what's that stuff he squirted on the last wing?

>>11810814
Lime juice and lemon juice you mong

>>11810718
beer doesnt use science its not even sentient

>>11810718
Lime juice, followed by lemon juice

>>11810814
pusy juice

>>11810938
Based

>>11808379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1X11aLACso

>>11806064
Gotta hit that 10 minute mark for that YouTube revenue

>>11811100
It was half an hour long.

>>11811101
Three times the revenue

>>11811209
That’s not how it works. They have actual corporate sponsors sponsors.

>>11810938
nice

>>11810680
That was implied in the comment yes. People from the south eat spicy food all the time. People from Britain dont.

>>11808395
ew. it has chocolate in it?

>>11805936
White people can't handle spicy

>>11811752
You're dumb as fuck. Chocolate Pepper X is just a name for brown peppers.

What's a good hot sauce?
Asking for myself.

>>11811806
>being ignorant about faggot ass peppers with weird name = being dumb as fuck

>>11805716
I want ISIS to behead this guy just so he finally realizes for a split second before he's dead that he's not the most important person on Earth.

>>11811836
Valentina
Tapatio
Cholua
In that order, Tabasco green is unironically the best for eggs though

>>11809826
So people like you?

>>11811937
This. You common household hot sauces are popular for a reason. They aren't too spicy and have lots of real flavor.

>>11808331
my thoughts exactly

>>11810719
But in England people love hot curries.

>>11808988
Based. Dubs further confirm the truth of your point.

>>11805939
no the winner for most boring interview goes to adam carrolla

>>11808988
>citrus makes hot things less hot
Of course some retard triggered by "snowflake generation" would post this.

>Ramsey, a decorated Michelin star chef
Perfectly comfortable when using any knife to make good food
>Your average food enthusiast
I NEED MY $400 JAPANESE DAMASCUS CARBON NEGATIVE EDGE WEAVE SANTOKU WITH EBONY WOOD FILIGREE GRIPS BECAUSE THE KNIFE MAKES THE CHEF REEEEEEEEEEEE
Seriously, why the fuck is it amateurs who bitch about knives the most?

>>11812556
>Seriously, why the fuck is it amateurs who bitch about knives the most?
That's the only think they have control over. You cant buy talent

>>11806006
>wing cook
>wing saucer
>toothpick assistant
Fucking zoomers man. I liked the show at first because I thought it was just the host running everything. All the extra staff and stuff makes it less special.

>>11805718
reddit (and OP) is based!

>>11807777
quads of the gods

>>11810635
Why do you think he's Finnish?

>>11812471
You're retarded. Everything Gordon did was by his own admission a means of coping with the spice; he used the lemon and lime to wash out his mouth multiple times prior, drank a shit ton of Pepto Bismol like it was a soda, brought in a full bag of donuts to eat (even admitting he doesn't even enjoy donuts and just did it to counteract the sting), etc. Gordon took a ridiculous amount of precautions and everything he did was done to counteract the spiciness of the wings and smooth over the digestion process.

Did you even watch the video?

>>11812301
Bullshit, they're popular because they're made cheaply in large volume so supermarket chains can stock them and make good profit on them. People buy them for brand recognition and economy. Tabasco is probably the worst hot sauce I've ever tasted yet is the only one you're likely to find at most diners.

If you want a cheap hot sauce you can find anywhere that doesn't just taste like vinegar and burning I guess I'd suggest Frank's Red Hot and Huy Fong Sriracha.

>>11806865
fucking lol

>>11812700
Admit it, zoomers are the only ones actually interested in cooking now because of people lile Gordan

>>11805716
God I want Gordon's arms to choke me while he seasons my hole with his creamy fertile cum

>>11812741
Yeah, but if he pulled an Alton Brown and acted like the spice was no problem, it would ruin every single clip of him puking up food he doesn't like by exposing his acting

>>11805716
Watched it and ramsey is the cuck I always knew he was, can't even handle some old peppers in a bottle also
>hurr durr muh overcooked chicken and expiration dates!.
What a pretentious asshat.

>>11812833
Yeah there is more interest in food with young people today. It's the 10 people to do the job of one that I'm complaining about.

>>11812877
He doesn't need to act like it's no big deal. He can express his discomfort, even drink the milk if he wants to cool down, but coming in with like eighteen things and shoving them down your throat is overboard as fuck and lacks any courage. No other guest has done this to my knowledge and even if they have it definitely wasn't to this extent judging by how the host explicitly mentions Gordon's assortment of anti-spice measures is the most preparation he's ever seen a guest do for the wings. He should man up and just eat the wings.

...or alternatively, he could just not talk shit about a generation being sensitive while crying into a pastry he hates for comfort.

>>11812416
Adam will pivot any question that has substance.

>>11812979
He's a ham and is not ready to get into the pain zone like some of the better guests.

It's unfortunate because the wings draw out some sincerity from a lot of the television personas guests put on.

Still good early questions and ok finish.

>>11812979
he's a chef, he's got to take care of his palate. It's like a pro pianist being gentle with their fingers and not wanting to rock climb or play baseball.

>>11807023
He swears when it's necessary for the most part, same with Bill Burr and Jim Jefferies. That Issac Butterfield guy does it to the point of annoying. I dunno some people it bothers me with but not these guys, I only noticed I was getting annoyed when watching Issac Butterfield on YouTube

>>11813769
Capsaicin doesn't do any actual damage you fucking retard

>>11812471
Okay cuck.

>>11809008
This.
Plus, Ramsay doesn't display enough characteristics to be considered a sociopath.

Sociopaths are bad at reading people's emotions and that makes them bad leaders.

>>11806975
i just ate about a third of the bottle of the final hot sauce they use at a burns night dinner and i can safely say it is not a big deal

>>11809942
The one that sticks out to me was Hannibal Burress saying it tasted like poison. I don’t remember any guest ever liking that one.

>>11813826
that's completely wrong, overly spicy food has been shown to damage your sense of taste in the longterm

>>11806348
Then go back, friend

>>11814069
Nevermind, I looked it up and I think i'm thinking of food that.s hot temperature wise, not spicy
disregard that post

>>11814077
the sensors in your body (trpv1) that capsaicin bind to detect both high temperature and spiciness.

part of the way capsaicin causes pain relief is by causing an influx of calcium ions that damage nerve transmission

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TRPV1

>>11808379
Ask any of his ex-associates. They can't stand him. He's a cunt.

>>11808395
You're fucked.

>>11813769
He hasn't been a chef for well over a decade. He wouldn't be able to get 3 stars (or even 2) running his own restaurant anymore. That's what his head chefs who actually cook and design menus for his restaurants are for.

>>11813826
yeah dude, eating spicy food, actually lead to me developing stomach ulcers, but yeah nah no damage at all

i enjoyed how much he suffered

>>11812761
Tiger Sauce is some good shit too.
I could drink that shit straight from the bottle.

>>11814671
its cause you mix it with ungodly amounts of fat, sugar and alcohol you fat fuck.

>>11806006
Sugar, and lemon/lime juice actually do work. Just not at that point he pulled it out. In the hundred thousand Scoville unit range even sucking on 85% milk fat butter pats will do jack shit. What he did was different from the other guests that start chugging milk.

>>11805716
hes so fake its incredible
he acts like a clown on an interview show

>>11811672
or it could be because he's on a show eating hot wings every week and when he started he couldn't handle it as well as now

>>11812947
Keep it mind this is the amazing job numbers boomers boast about

>>11814656
Jesus christ, do you even follow him? the man still cooks regularly, as seen by all his show where he still hops on the stove every now and again.
>He wouldn't be able to get 3 stars (or even 2)
Yeah, where's your Michelin stars, you fucking faggot? Bet you think your cooking is hot shit when a fucking child on Masterchef Junior could outclass you.

>>11812556
>Seriously, why the fuck is it amateurs who bitch about knives the most?
because they've never worked in a kitchen

>>11815215
Milk does NOTHING. Ghost pepper wings felt like literal hellfire, imagine a burn that cannot be doused out with water or milk, all the while your brain is on what the fuck mode, the only language you can speak in this mode is expletives, this is the worst pain ever. Now imagine the pain coming out. A double whammy.

>>11812345
Yes, yes, we know you love taking immigrants into your homes.

>>11808395
woaahhhh dude don't do it!

>>11811839
>Thinking they would put chocolate in a bottle of hot sauce
Yeah, you're retarded

>>11808395
Fucking do it bro. DO IT LIVE!

most obvious manufactured viral video ever. worse than the package thief one.

>>11808395
livestream it fag

>>11812947
>Durkadurka
lol
>>11808395
shit's pretty hot, watch yourself. had a resident let me try some once last year.

>>11812741
>Gordon took a ridiculous amount of precautions and everything he did was done to counteract the spiciness of the wings and smooth over the digestion process.
It's almost like he has a job as a professional chef whose palate is a necessary tool of the job.
Like he mentions. Retard.

>>11817192
because eating spicy wings permanently ruins your tastebuds

>>11817280
>he doesnt aware that by damaging taste buds causes scar tissue

>>11817371
>he doesn't aware spice doesn't damage taste buds at all

Pretending to be retarded isn't "trolling" anon

>>11815280
Counted 3 common fallacies in that post. It's a yikes from me.

>>11817377
>pretending to disregard science doesnt make you a visionary
Welcome to academia faggot. Do a science and recognize your mistakes!

>>11818253
peppers don't damage taste buds. the heat is a neurological response, not the result of actual physical harm.

>>11808401
Kinda reminds me of my cousin from one of the flyover states coming down and complaining that a chicken sandwich with regular-ass buffalo sauce on it was too spicy.

>>11806348
>>11806995
>>11808998
You have to go back.

>>11806605
It's no Eric Andre

>>11814602
>causing an influx of calcium ions that damage nerve transmission
Now when you say damage....

>>11806865
>I've never served water with ice before

>>11808401
your mom can't handle spic dick, she cums too hard it makes her unable to walk for days

Rachael Ray had the best one of these, she didn't even bother eating the wings and just put the sauce on a spoon, I was impressed

>>11818287
maybe Mr.Chef Ramsey doesnt know that.

>>11805968
That jackass forgot the best one: fucking ice cream.

Man needs some hot tea, heat is the only thing that really works.

>>11818432
>electionfag tells anyone to go back