/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11802580
bowl of boiled eggs

>>11802580
lots of spicy foods

>>11802587
>"Why are you doing this?"

>>11802606
"You have to eat them all."

>>11802580
That's a cute cat.

>>11802580
sure. some cheapchip whatever, before you climb her

just have a nice cocaine mountain set up on your dining table and you should be good.

>>11802645
That seems like an excessive amount. Do white American people really do this?

>>11802580
she's there for the money
she doesn't give a fuck about you
she doesn't give a fuck about snacks
give her money
stick your thang in her
get your nut off
enjoy the rest of your evening

>>11802634
Understatement; it's perfection.

>>11802655
I used part of the money I was gonna pay her with to get some Chinese food. I'm sure she will appreciate it.

>>11802666
ay dios mio!
the mark of the beast. i feel sorry for this hooker

>>11802666
IT WAS A MISTAKE. YOU ARE EVIL

>>11802580
Haven't ever had a whore but always wondered, do whores get wet down there or is it fairly dry? Asking for a friend.

>>11802789
Guess how I know you're a virgin with zero understanding of the female body

>>11802789
Only if you have a BBC

>>11802655
What song is that?

She'll refuse anything you offer because her pimp told her it could be poison/knockout drugs.

t. knower

>>11802817
one i just made up

>>11802580
I used to go to a massage parlor and they would give ME snacks afterward. Usually green tea and a piece of cake. But I was drugged once so I quit seeing hookers. Jokes on her I am too fat and do too many benzos to get knocked out and robbed.

>>11802789
Women get drier after the menopause but not when they're young lmfao

>>11802648
O B S E S S E D

>>11802648
There's entire economys booming in south america because americans can't pull a rolled up dollar from their noses

>>11802580
You ain't paying her to eat. You paying her for sex and then when the thing you're paying her for is over, then she can use that money that you gave her for the one thing you hired her for and go get her own damn snacks.

Don't be trying to white knight your way into a discount. This ain't Pretty Woman.

>>11802666
She will not, because I guarantee that she'd rather eat something cheap off the dollar menu and save the rest of the money for herself. Enjoy your chlamydia!

>>11803071
Hooker here. I love snacks.

>>11803076
Do you like eggs?

>>11803076
You gonna love my manchowder then, baby. You getting paid to do one thing and one thing only and time's a-wasting so let's get down to it, ok? I'll drop you off at McDonald's afterwards so you can stuff your face after we done.

>>11803090
You're such a clown that even a hooker would reject you.

>>11803145
kek

>>11802789
I've actually slept with a prostitute for free because I gave her a ride home from the bar.
They do still get wet, but they are probably status and can turn it on and off at will. Her pussy stunk real bad though. I went to go down on her and she was like nope. The next morning when I woke up the whole room smelled like stank pussy and I then understood why she wouldn't let me. It was so bad

>>11802648
>Italians
>White

>>11802580
turn her into a snack afterwards like hannibal lecter does

>>11802587
>>11802606
>>11802616

Just heat up a couple hot dogs for the lady my friend. Serve em up with some Lays, she'll be back for more ;)

>>11803059
You haven't had many prostitutes, have you? You generally have sex for about a third of the time you spend with her.

>>11803341
I had a girl that I used to hook up with regularly show up at my place at 3am one night ready to fuck, and once we got started her asshole opened up and out came the worst smell I ever smelled. My dick went limp, she grabbed her clothes and left and I never heard from her again. I'm assuming she had just taken a shit somewhere before coming over and didn't get it all out or something. It was horrible.

>>11802580
The cheese off your cock will fill her up op.

>>11804315
fucking vile

>>11802580
Doritos, Jim beam, and a winning personality are all you really need
PM me for advice

>>11802819
What's the point of giving roofies to a hooker? She's going to have sex with you anyway.

>>11804475
by that logic your gf should be legally allowed to knock you out before sex