/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11790080
>Oh, have I been here before? I thought it looked familiar.

>>11790080
>actually no, id like the <same order>

Nah. Im feeling festive. Get me the usual but with a pepsi instead

>enter food place i've never been
>ask for the usual
>stare blankly when they apologize and ask what that is

>>11790080
No, make it FOUR packets of McChicken sauce!
>Women gush, their panties soaked and men tremble when they hear these words.

Go back to the car and grab my disguise

>go to the liquor store
>hey sir can I see your I... oh it's you again
literally have to drive 20 minutes away just to never see that cunt again

>>11790125
He probably believes he prompted you to rethink your decisions and saved you from hitting rock bottom. I bet he feels really good about it, too.

this is my fear, just thinking some people heard him or her say that and have their phones already aimed at me to take pictures or videos and share on facebook saying that im such a weirdo for going to this place and order the same thing all the time. i dont want my life to be ruined that way

>>11790125
>oh it's you again

nobody who takes a job at a liquor store is in a position to look down on liquor store regulars. I don't think this was ever said to you.

>>11790140
nobody cares about you.

>>11790161
nobody cares until your face is spread all over the internet

>>11790161
You're never amused by the sight of weirdos in public? Is that what it's like to be constantly distracted by a phone all day long? Just paying attention to nothing in your surroundings. It must be weird.

this is why i don't leave my house.

>>11790080
> "GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY!"

>>11792583
So the usual, then.

>>11790080
I'd like to see the menu, in case I'm inspired to have something out of the ordinary.

>>11792594
>>11792583

>Yeah I'll take the usual. *eats tiny vietnam milf ass*

Sure

>>11790080
Of course, with some sour cream on the side.
usual is a pan scramble, sour dough toast, cup of coffee and a glass of water. With orange marmalade on the toast

>>11792801
You could easily just make that at home. Why bother going out for it?

>>11790080
Idk why you guys are so autistic about this. There’s nothing weird about being a regular and having a usual order

>>11792816
Because its nice to go out sometimes, socialize slightly. haven't been there in a while, and I only go there in the morning after walking halfway across the town to get to the diner.

>>11790080
>Hey, thanks. Think I might try something different today, what's the special?

>>11792827
Because it means people are noticing you. It's not comfortable when they're noticing you. Why can't we just be invisible when we want to enjoy things outside?

>>11794415
>Why can't we just be invisible when we want to enjoy things outside?
Because people remembering you and being nice to you is actually a good thing and you can't stop them from doing it. You can either deal with it or become a shut in.

>>11794435
>people remembering you and being nice to you
i don't think they are being nice, they look more like they are tired of seeing your face ordering the same thing

>>11795101
No, they're being nice. You're just projecting your own insecurities onto other people. FoH staff loves low maintenance regulars.

>>11790080
excuse me? did you assume my order?

>>11790080
>Nah, no thank you, I'd like the menu so I can maybe mix it up a bit and see what else you guy's got.

>>11790145
that's not condescension, its casual recognition. That anon is just autistic.

>>11792831
wholesome. Stay comfy anon.

>>11792831
Why not order something special while you're at it?

Can I get uhhh a large XXL burrito combo, a Mexican pizza, and uhhh the seven layer burrito. Oh and Diablo sauce please

>>11790080
Drop trou and spray liquid shit on the floor then slip in it as i dart back out.

>>11792827
I stopped going to taco Bell because of this

>>11790080
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>11792680
Nice

>>11790125
I have lived across the street from the liquor store for almost 3 years now and they still card me every time I go in.

>>11790080
Yes...the cheapest one

>>11790145
It is when all the liquor stores are state owned and they have cushy gubmint benefits

>>11796811
I know state law in TN is they have to card everyone no matter if they're 100 yo or not.

>great, thanks. And you?

>>11795510
>Can I get uhhh
Just say "I'd like ______" you'll sound way less autistic and beta.

>y-you too

>>11795101
You're making everything easier for them. That doesn't even make sense.

>>11795358
>Needing the menu at the place you frequent enough to be known by the staff
At some point you're just wasting time

>>11799056
>Welcome back, you want the usual?
>Great, thanks. And you?

>Who are you
>You don't remember me?/What do you mean/You know who I am
>No, I don't, sorry

>yes sir, do you have my usual spot at the bar?
>certainly!
>sit at my usual spot with the best view of the waitresses
I'm 30.

>>11799614
>*clicks tongue*
>*inhales through teeth*
>Ahhhhhhhhhh
>How ‘bout
>Aaaaaaaaaaa

>>11800836
I'll still look at the menu sometimes, even if I know what I'm going to order. Maybe something new will jump out at me, but it never does.

>>11790080
>Huh? I've never been here before. Maybe you're thinking of one of my identical septuplets?

>>11790080
>"A fucking job so I can afford to eat here again!"

"Yep. I'll be in the booth over there again."
I'm not fucking up my relationship with the one place that I know of that makes calamari right.