/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11796877
Wow. That looks terrible and is terribly overpriced. Do they even serve beer?

>What should I get?
help, for even considering watching that dumb ass shit

>>11796877

Nothing. Take your own snacks

>>11796898
Yes, but its also over priced, was going to sneak some beer in.
>>11796899
You're a dick, but I appreciate you. Now fuck off back to plebbit, faggot.
>>11796914
I can't sneak in anymore shit, I'm bring a 12 pack of beer in. That alone is going to be hard.

What the actual fucking shit faggot fuck I can't post because "Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again."

>>11796942
That's actually a pretty decent beer list. I'd go for a shark attack or a .394/Blazing World and sneak in your own food.

>>11796877
Eat an american sized pizza before you go. You'll never go hungry.

>>11796978
I was going to sneak in a bunch of Lagunitas. Might try that shark attack though.
I definitely want to eat there though, I'm undecided between the chili cheese fries or the loaded potato wedges.
>>11796992
I just had pizza two nights ago, me no want.

>>11796992
obsessed

>>11796942
>12 pack of beer
There is literally no way you’ll pull that off and you’re actively retarded

>>11797024
The chili cheese fries was the only thing that looked decent to me. Shark Attack isn't the greatest thing Port has, but the brewery is generally fucking great and massively underrated.

>>11797039
Also $12 for a bomber is a much better deal than anything on that food menu.

>Beer to movies
Maybe my bladder just sucks, but hard liquor is easier to sneak in too.

>>11796877
>movies
>full size menu
Do Americans really do this?

>>11797037
I'm going with 3 other friends, we're each carrying 3, we do it every time we go out to the movies, but yes, im am actively retarded. thanks for pointing that out.
>>11797039
ive only ever had their swami, which was super bomb, Im getting those chili cheese fries for sure now.
>>11797045
fucking shit, are you rich? i could get a 6 pack for that much
>>11797059
i prefer beer, I don't want to accidentally get blacked out at the theaters and never be let back. but its much less retarded to sneak in with.

>>11797072
>swami
Pizza Port =/= Port

>>11797077
oh shit. didn't even notice, looks like Ill have to actually try it out.

Chili Cheese Dog
Green Bean Fries w/ Sriracha ketchup


Soft pretzel w/ cheese & Saint Archer for the last half

>>11797071
>obsessed
Yes, and so do most other countries, retard. You should get out more instead of fusing your obese blot clot ridden legs into your chair.

Why do you feel the need to eat while watching the movie? A small non alcoholic drink is enough

>>11797126
>non alcoholic
Ok Muhammad

>>11797115
Okay so... my order so far:
2 - Chili Cheese Dog's with onions
1 - Chili Cheese Fries
1 - Green Bean Fries with a side of Sriracha Ketchup
1 - Soft Pretzel with nacho cheese
1 - Port Shark Attack
1 - Saint Archer White Ale

>>11797126
I'm going to eat most of it before the movie starts, then just peck at it as I drink beer and actually watch the movie

>>11797129
kek

>>11797126
Because he is an American with 110kg.

>>11797145
>kg
>existing in america
Checkmate dum dum obsessed poster.

>>11797145
>weighs 110
I'm 5'8 and muscle-and-fat-free and I weigh 135, you have to be a child or a woman to weigh 110

>>11797135
I salute your visit to the bathroom later. Soft pretzel w/ cheese and the white ale should be enjoyed together. Good luck mate.

>that guy who orders a chili dog at the cinema and stinks up the whole theater

>>11797160
>tfw can't go out to restaurants because everyone orders food and the smell ruins the enjoyment of my food

>>11797160
>thinking I care
>>11797223
unironically this
>>11797145
Wouldn't know, because I'm not obsessed about my weight
>>11797151
rekt that eurofag

>>11796877
smuggle a mcchicken inside

>>11797156
Thank you, my anus commends you. I'll take the chef's recommendation and enjoy these two together.

>>11797236
no.

>>11796877
Order this:
Soft pretzel
-Add chili
-Add cheese
-Add chili
-add cheese
dip in hummus platter

>>11797242
I would probably do this, but I think I'm only gonna be able to eat one pretzel and the other suggestion sounded danker.

this post to be exact
>>11797156

The thing on the left is a fucking grilled cheese sandwich, but it looks like fucking eggs.

>>11796877
>eating anything but popcorn and candy at the theatre

shiggydiggy

>>11797405
>them soda units
let's all clap for freedom

>>11797532
huh?
>>11797544
I'd rather clap for britbongs, who's own government forced pizza shops to sell smaller pizzas, so that now people have to buy two pizzas to get their big boy pizza equivalent.