/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11796792
I'll take free speech over chocolate eggs anyday.

>>11796792
We have Kinder Joy. We can't have Kinder Surprise.

that's literally incorrect

>>11796792
Lol they're back in the US now, might be gone soon because they taste like shit and no one's buying them.

Freedom from getting shot

>>11796792
Unpasteurized milk.
Unchlorinated poultry
Unwashed eggs

Do you guys have raw milk cheese yet ?

>>11796844
>>11796847
>>11796849
exibit 2.

>>11796792
Good genes

>>11796852
Please delete this, you'll ruin my thread. Thank you.

>>11796866
So you're just actually retarded then? Lmfao. Romain is not outlawed, dipshit.

>>11796792
One day without whingey eurocucks obsessing about them :^)

We have real eggs here bud

>>11796866
Even during the "scare" which I didn't even know was a thing, I still saw romaine in the store. Pretty sure it was a localized event.

>>11796879
>not outlawed
Do you know what a nation wide recall, is? It's been 3 months and you havn't fixed it.

white underwear at a guess
:^)

>>11796852
>chokes to death
>managed to resuscitate the child
????

>>11796897
britcuck news source sorry they are retarted lol

>>11796892
You're not from the US are you, HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Holy shit imagine being this retarded. I literally cannot, but you can because you are, and I'm laughing at you now because of it.

>>11796792
Kinder Joy is the American version, dum dum.

>>11796900
>retarted
Retard.

>>11796880
>>11796882
>>11796886
Not an argument. Europe has superiour freedom of choice, for food.

>>11796892
>3 months
Has it? I imagine it's only been a month, if that. No one's mentioned it so I can only assume that you're wrong that the problem hasn't been fixed.

>>11796880
OP btfo

Going on half an hour and the thread still hasn't been moved to /pol/. More proof that /ck/ doesn't have mods.

>>11796912
>Europe has superiour freedom of choice, for food.
*breathes in*

Just put giant letters on the packaging that says "TOY INSIDE, RETARD"

>>11796918
He is wrong, dead wrong. Like the dipshit he is. Plus he thinks only 11 states are the whole US now. LMFAO. Anyway, you could literally buy romain from any state still, it was a specific company on the west coast that had an outbreak. I live right next to the farm, still bought romain from the grocery store.

Lmfao, these poor non-Americans. So obsessed, yet so ignorant. Maybe thats what happens when your country doesn't even let you have free speech anymore.

>>11796922
no, it does, but the mod is a euro (continental) who allows threads bashing the uk and the states to stay up forever but takes down anything remotely anti european (mainland)

>>11796922
You just announced a report (kind of), which is bannable. This is food related, by the way..

Wtf why isn't my thread getting more replies where is everyone

>>11796926
You seem upset. By the way, I just looked it up, romaine is still on the fda recall list.

>>11796897
You do know it's possible to revive people right. CPR....?

You know...get the blood pumping again...

Is this a confusing point for you?

>>11796897
Brain death is different from actual death.

>>1I796943
You're a dipshit. Actually mentally disabled. Hilarious.

>>11796944
Shut up faggot cuck soyboy

>>11796947
Exibit 3

>>11796954
I wish they'd make oatmeal creme starcrunches.

>>11796959
Yeah, would be pretty good.

>>11796792
I have no idea why Europeans are so thrilled to have a candy egg with a gay little toy inside. Do you really think we are fuming mad with jealousy?
Whats inside these things anyway? Genuinely curious why this is so special. We have had pic related for like 100 years if you want a shitty toy with zero value.

dignity
self respect
tshirts smaller than XL
a view of their own genitals

>>11796792
You can buy these at Walmart. Saw them there just yesterday.

>>11796954
You're awfully obsessed. Are you okay? Who said we Americans can't have these? Are all non-Americans this retarded?

>>11796945
Shut up faggot

>>11797011
It's not the same thing lol fucking retart the European versionis way better

>>11797011
>has to by his star crunch online, not at the corner store.
I guess you would have to drive 60 miles to get it

americans once again SHOOK

>>11797015
yikes... imagine being so retarded you think an American product magically becomes better when its shipped to your shitty country. we don't make them any different for you dipshit eurofags, m8.

>>11797019
its in my stores, too retard. you seem shook.
>>11797031
you seem obsessed and shook that you were wrong. funny

>>11796792
Right, they don't have candy here lol

>>11797041
You used "too" incorrectly. American english, almost as bad as american cheese.

>>11796932
Except it's not.

>>11797019
>>11797034
>>11797041
Shut fuck up, european version is way better! I was not wrong you are SHOOK!

>>11797053
>oh look! he used incorrect grammar! I've got him now! what a retard! my point of argument has been saved!

>>11797083
Fuck off retart

>>11797105
nah, im good senpai

>>11797083
Do americans really do this?

why can't americans take a joke?

>>11796864
You can have those things if you produce them yourself. You just can't buy them from businesses.

>>11797134
Thats an Italian issued M1 Carbine (you can tell by the bayonet), and clearly an Italian MRE.

>>11797147
M1 carbine never had a bayonet lug.

>>11797165
Clearly you're inept at understanding. It was a special issued M1 Carbine series for the Italian military. Look at the bayonet.

>>11797224
You can't tell me what to do, or where to look. Italy was never issued m1 by the way.

>>11797265
Sorry, retard, the facts are right in front of you. You're just too retarded to know how to read or look with your eyes.
>pic related. its you.

>>11797288
Don't ever post that picture again on my board, got it?

>>11797307
enjoy your ban

>>11796975
In all my yearsof life i have never had a crackerjack toy. Its always been asticker or a temporary tattoo. Chances are that some boomer mother got them banned back in the 80s

>>11797343
Exibit 4

>>11797372
what part of "Things Americans can't have" do you not understand? do you enjoy being literally retarded for my amusement?

>>11797372
I needs it.

>>11797393
I don't understand? I am posting food the fda banned in America.

It gave me heart palpitations while I used it. Now I have a permanent arrhythmia.

>>11796792
Hamberders

>>11797355
Son of a bitch! You are correct.
"Frito-Lay announced in 2016 that the prizes would no longer be provided, replaced with a QR code which can be used to download a baseball-themed game."
And also, you cant use the word "cracker" anymore. Its on par with calling our African-American friends a filthy jigaboo spade spear-chucking NIGGER. Someones feeling may be hurt, so now we call it molasses flavored popcorn kernels with organic peanuts in an Eco-friendly box, dolphin safe, with Jackie Robinson diversity awards available online!

Seething, obsessed, etc

>>11797417
lmfao, you're painfully ignorant, try again. try harder.

>>11797417
We actually can eat haggis, fois gras, horse meat, blood pudding, raw milk, puffer fish.
Literally most items on the list.
I don't think you understand how the FDA works... that is okay though, can't expect you obsessed seething types to want to learn.

>>11796792
We can get those ya know.

>>11796892
Dude, no. They figured out which farm the shit lettuce from from within a week.

>>11796792
Things Eurofags can't have:

>>11796792

>>11797372
That's only banned in commiefornia

>>11796865
Depends on the state. Milk regulations are weird.

I cannot believe you idiots fell for YET ANOTHER BAIT THREAD

>>11796844
>free speech
it's not food related but you know that albums get b& if they use a poo word too many times, right?

anzac cookies

>>11798038
Fuckin hell. You get hit by a gun that size there would be nothing left.

>>11798112
or maybe you fell for our bait o_0

>>11798159
I dont have a horse in this race but people need to stop falling for obvious bait, its lowering the overall quality of bait

>>11798167
>t. Incell mad nobody responded to his slowcooker thread
Meanwhile chad op is reaking in the (you)s.

>>11796897
>managed to resuscitate the child
That'll be only $1,000,000, you pay now goy!

>>11798167
i can't believe you fell for my bait! ;_;

I just saw kinder joy at the store, in USA if that matters.

>>11796923

>>11798028
Shh, he's a bong, he can only use figures from his own broke ass country.

>>11796792
That's literally a photo of the variety they made specifically to be able to sell them in America. Not reading the thread to see if it's been pointed out already but if not it had to be said.

>>11798507
That really isn't an argument, lad. Also, you must be at least 40 to use "photo" off the cuff, mate.

We USED to have this in America years ago, but not anymore. Sucks, cuz this was the only Pepsi drink besides Crystal that I actually liked for once.

>>11798570

>blue food colouring comes from tar
just lick the road if you like it so much

>>11798570
LA Queef sucks. Shoenice was the original. Thank you.