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11794691 No.11794691 [Reply] [Original]

>see yellow candy
>reach for it
>put it in your mouth
>expect the tangy at first but then sweet taste of lemon candy
>it's banana

Is there anything else so rage inducing

It's like getting spermjacked in the form of a candy

>> No.11794725
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11794725

Banana is one of the best flavors. I wish it was more common. Banana Skittles would be outstanding.

>> No.11794730

>>11794725
You disgust me

>> No.11794731

>>11794691
Spermjacked?

>> No.11794735

>>11794691
Literally nobody likes lemon candy you fucking faggot.

>> No.11794737

>>11794731
It's when a girl is giving you a blowjob and at the last minute before you blow your load a guy comes in and puts his mouth on your cock and you end up cumming in his mouth.

>> No.11794742

>>11794737
i fucking hate it when that happens

>> No.11794744

>>11794735
FUCK you

>> No.11794768
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11794768

>>11794737

>> No.11794774

I enjoy both banana and lemon flavor candy so either way I'm happy.

>> No.11795089

>>11794691
Banana candy sucks and tastes fake. Lemon candy is awesome. I'm with you OP. Spermjacked and spunkpilled.

>> No.11795099

>yellow
>isn't pee pee flavor
heheheheheheeeheheeeeee

>> No.11795116

>>11794691
I tend to expect butter or pineapple flavour.

>> No.11795308

>pineapple

>> No.11795369

>>11795089
>Banana candy sucks and tastes fake
t. never tasted a gros michel

>> No.11795394

>>11794725
People don't even like regular bananas for the flavor, let alone that fake chemically foul shit they use for flavoring.

>> No.11795396
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11795396

>Butter flavor

>> No.11796411

>>11795394
>>11795089
https://youtu.be/5oJfJ19hpqA

>> No.11796446

>>11794725
Banana candy doesn't even taste like banana wtf are you on about

>> No.11796447
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11796447

>liking banana or lemon flavored anything
if you pick either side, you're wrong

>> No.11796454

>>11796446
see
>>11796411

>> No.11796460
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11796460

>>11794691
Could be worse

>> No.11796499

>>11796446
That's why I like it.
>can't fucking stand real bananas
>love banana candy

>> No.11798081

>>11796460
Nigga you best not be hating on Buttered Popcorn Jelly Belly else we about to throw down.

>> No.11798098

>>11796446
Incorrect. Banana candy does not taste like Cavendish bananas. It does however taste like Gros Michel bananas, which were the predominantly grown subspecies of banana up until they were hit by blight in the 1950s. Lack of genetic diversity means Cavendishes are likely to go the same route within the next half century.

>> No.11798113
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11798113

>see red candy
>reach for it
>put it in your mouth
>expect the tangy at first but then sweet taste of strawberry candy
>it's tomato
i hate living in italy

>> No.11798123
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11798123

Banana is by far the worst flavor of candy. Pic related, had to pick these fuckers out of a handful of Runts every time.

>> No.11798127

>>11794725
Banana Skittles exist in the tropical flavor

>> No.11798128
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11798128

>there are heathens who don't like banana candy

>> No.11798150

>>11798098
calling bullshit

>> No.11798218

>>11798128
kek

>> No.11798266

>>11798113
cherry is the best 'red' flavour

>> No.11798281

>>11794735

>> No.11798328

>>11794737
Accidentally cumming in another dude's mouth doesn't make you gay. You have to be really homophobic to think it does.

>> No.11799146

>>11794691
>Is there anything else so rage inducing
Expecting banana and getting cucked with lemon because niggers like cheap candy.

>> No.11799168

>>11798150
... No? I can't say anything about cavensishes going extinct but the gros michel part is 100% true

>> No.11799194 [DELETED] 

>>11799146
niggers like bananas
because they monkeys

>> No.11799523

>>11794725
This

Fuck lemon flavor, Banana is miles better

>> No.11799652

>>11794725
Anyone who likes banana runts should be sent to the mines

>> No.11799655

>>11798081
That flavor is weird, is starts off good but in about a half second makes me feel like I'm about to throw up and in another half second that feeling goes away.

Only flavor with that effect

>> No.11799664

At least bananatards keep to themselves, vocal ass grapefags with their NASTY flavor always have to bring it up.

>> No.11799821

>>11795116
Where the fuck do you live?

>> No.11799827

>>11799821
Mexico, why do you ask?

>> No.11799831

>>11799827
Ah, makes sense.

>> No.11799834

>>11799664
Bruh, y u hatin bein all raciss n sheit? Not coo, cracks ass honky.

>> No.11800335

>>11794725
go fuck yourself you self loathing faggot. What is it like to crave cock during all hours you spend your time awake? Burn in fucking hell you retarded piece of filth.

>> No.11801187

>>11794737
put me in the ebin screencap

>> No.11801334

>>11798328
You might not have been gay before or during the event, but that incident will increase your chance of becoming gay, no doubt.
It planted a seed ;) that can manifest into a mental illness just like when little kids are preyed upon.

>> No.11801339

>>11798328
he also never said it was gay, projecting?

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11801409

>>11794737

>> No.11801416

>>11794691
>eat yellow candy
>it's corn flavored

The worst feeling.

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11801462

>>11794737

why is there another guy there?

>> No.11801618

Based and redpilled

>> No.11801627
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11801627

>Delicious green confection in front of me
>Reach out my fork wondering if its lime or mint
>Its p*stach*o

>> No.11801694

>>11801627
Where are YOU from?!

>> No.11802117

>>11801462
Because you're cucking him, obviously.

>> No.11802144

>>11794737
>Guy starts sucking your dick a minute before you cum
>You still cum anyway
Anon....

>> No.11802190

>>11796460
you're supposed to scope out a fruit flavor to eat along with it for a pastry effect

>> No.11802216

>see red candy
>nom nom nom
>it's fucking delicious
>google "where does red food colouring come from"
>finger down throat

>> No.11802370

>>11802216
>be an ignorant oversensitive faggot
>do something retarded
woooooooow

>> No.11802394

>>11802370

>you made me look it and now i'm mad and it's all your fault! reee!!
sawwee

>> No.11802567

>>11802216
It was either bugs or beaver ass juice.

>> No.11802920

>>11801416
In Asia this is a real thing
>tfw buying candy in China and you pull out some corn flavoured shit

>> No.11803119
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11803119

>>11801694
I live in new england and pistachio muffins are quite common.

>> No.11803127

>>11802920
better than getting child flavor
can't believe that's still popular

>> No.11803135

>>11794725
I have kiwi banana Skittles right now. Not bad

>> No.11803140

>>11803119
I get those from the stop and shop : )

>> No.11803222

>see yellow water
>drink it
>i'm in a public pool

>> No.11803274

Banana > Green Apple AND Grape

>> No.11803290
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11803290

>>11794737
Epic

>> No.11804318

>>11796460
looks like a fucking tonsil stone

>> No.11804403

>>11798113
Wouldn't tomato also be tangy and sweet?

>> No.11804476

>>11794691
Hey,
Thank you for making this thread.
You and I are of the same breed. We're gonna have a lot of fun, I can feel it

>> No.11804500

>>11801627
I actually WANT your problem, because pistachio is one of my favourite flavours; it's so nutty, fatty and rich. Have you never tried pistachio macaroons or gelato?

>> No.11804909

>>11798113
>Expect cherry
>Get cinnamon
Who is the fucking target audience?

>> No.11804912

>>11798123
The seats are the best ones there. I never expected heart flavor to be so tasty

>> No.11805926

>>11804500
do you also like shitty pistachio pudding?
because that's my jam.

>> No.11806309

>>11794725
Banana runts are for the short bus kids. They taste like chalk soaked in acetone.

>> No.11806338

>>11804500
I invented the white chocolate and pistachio latte almost 15 years ago now. Next time you go to a cafe, ask for a pistachio mustachio and thank me later.

>> No.11807629

>>11794735
I do

>> No.11807733

I'd just be happy to eat some candy. Hell I can't even think of many banana flavored candies.