/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11786598
Steam them. Steam the greens and use them to top meats. Go creative on that shit, the greens are awesome.

>>11786598
pickle them

>>11786598
I love beets but I'm always too lazy to fuck around with how messy they are. I like borscht and pickled beats, but they're fine roasted (and yes, usually in salads). The French definitely wouldn't be the first place my mind would go when I think of beets, though.

use a shitty cutting board and gloves unless you don’t mind having red stains

Make borscht

inb4 slavs chimp out and claim borscht is more than just beet soup

>>11786598
>Wrap in tin foil with some evoo and salt
>Cook in oven
>Let cool a bit
>Slice
>Arrange on plate lika carpaccio
>Crumble on some feta cheese
>Dress with rocket and pine nuts
>Add salt, pepper, balsamic vinegar and evoo
Congrats, you're a lesbian now

>>11786598
Roast with olive oil and whatever herbs you like, then eat with toasted cashews and miso and creme fraiche
boil the cunts to fuck then blitz with coconut cream and sherry vinegre, pass through a sieve and enjoy cold
the little ones are good roasted, then served with their sauteed tops and a little honey/stilton

>>11786622
You can bleach cutting boards. I usually clean my bath tub, then take the opportunity to bleach all my white stuff in there once every 4 months or so.

If you like them pickled, you can eat them with most foods. Especially nice with chicken and coleslaw on pittas.

>>11786633
Good god I once posted a borscht recipe I found in an American cookbook, with mushrooms and without cabbage. Apparently that made me worse than Hitler.

>Cook in oven
>Let cool a bit
>Slice
Throw in garbage

>>11786598
Pickled beets
Borscht
Eat raw
Smear on walls
Ruin clothes

>>11786598
But them sliced in cans, then put them on your burger

I steam them and eat them with sour cream like the animal I am.

>>11786598
Try the ABC diet

Apples, beetroots and carrots.

Good for alcoholics.

>>11786598
shred some pickled beets and put them on top of a freshly fried chicken or pork cutlet
fucking HEAVENLY

>>11786642
improved

>roast in tin foil with balsamic, evoo, salt and a sprig of thyme

>place sheep or goat curd or feta or some shit in the centre of the plate
>dice your beetroot up and arrange it on top of the curd

>bonus round: mandoline some baby beets, soak them for an hour beforehand and arrange them aroudn the top in shingles

>double bonus round: fry some beetroot medallions to make beetroot chips and crumble them over the top of your shingled beets

>dress with oil and salt

>>11786598
slice with a mandolin
oven bake till crisp

now you have beetroot chips.

pic related

>>11787246
You sound like a good cook, anon. What's your favorite recipe?

Beetroot Tzatziki is pretty great on just about anything

just great it, chuck it in some yogourt with the usual suspects like minced garlic, mint, lemon zest & juice, salt, pepper, olive oil, that kinda stuff. Look up a recipe if you want but you can just wing it and get a really nice dip for bread or on meats or on fritters or whatever it's good stuff.

Red shits

>>11786642
This is great tho, I love to eat beet carpaccio.
>>11786598
Cook the beets in the oven or boild in water. Make foccacia with roasted beets and herbs. Also google some chocolate cake with beets, beetroot bread, borscht.

Move over, bitches, beet wellington's in town.

>>11786598
Try this recipe,its really good.
https://www.dianekochilas.com/beet-keftedes-and-lemon-mint-tzatziki/

>>11790812
Is this some sort of joke?
Is this supposed to be funny?
Begone with you sir

>>11787269
bleach your anus too you fucking cum guzzling faggot

i boil them whole then peel them add vinegar and oil and salt onion garlic let sit overnight in the fridge then eat. i eat like a kg of beets a week like this,.

>>11790812
This actually looks good. Would try it.

>>11790853
>>11791062
Gordon Ramsay made it for National Vegetarian Day. A spin on his signature dish.

>>11786598
>tried a beet burger in England
>started gagging and couldn't finish it

>>11786598
You know what carrot cake is so beet cake shouldn't be hard to understand.

Or you could shove few to an annoying neighbor's car exhaust pipe.

>>11786598
Drink the juice. It's the best natural prevention and cure for gallstones.

>>11786633
bet you don't even ferment your beetroots you uncultured pleb

>>11790697
thanks anon, although my chef would disagree somewhat
my favourite recipe proper might be my great-grandmother's Bigos (Polish hunter's stew)
sour and fresh cabbage, boar, smoked pork, turkey, beef, and goat with a few wine fruits, allspice, and bay
the key is to cut and cook off your meats in such a way that they end up finished at the same time but still somewhat distinct. It starts off good, but after two or three days of reheating comes into it's own as a sort of cabbagey meaty mess that I feel I'll never quite master

>>11786613
this

>>11786598
eat them raw like apples. Rainbow beets are delicious in salads. You can also sautee them a little, smoke the edges and pair it with fish.

My favorite beet dish is beet and burrata salad with pistachio vinaigrette. It's the first thing to pop up when you google beet and burrata salad.

Also put them on thin crust pizza, it's good.

Beets are suppose to be pretty good for you. I've gotten into a lot of Russian meme videos lately and I got curious and tried Borst for the first time and was pleasantly surprised.

It's basically beet juice soup with chopped up beets and carrots and onions and shit. Not bad with some buttered bread.

I had a pint of beetroot cider a couple of years ago, it tasted like soil.

>>11786598
B O R S C H T
Get some leeks, cabbage, onions and stock.

Boil them
Drizzle with olive oil, salt, lemon juice or some vinegar
Serve hot or cold


Fucking delicious
Keep it simple

>>11793181
I like borscht because the name sounds like a really good burp

i've made beetroot brownies before and they were pretty delicious

>>11786598
Nothing lol