/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A nuke. We'll eat dinner in the core room of their mothership.

>>11778817
American McDonalds dollar menu items only. I'm getting 3 snackwraps. They don't know what to order so I tell them to order a chicken sandwich, sub ranch, and a large fries each. One of them asks about the quarter pounder so I guess I flip the bill for him. They all try to order large sodas and I have to explain to them that you get free refills. Now I just hope one of the 35 year old minimum wagies on table didn't fuck up the order and put mayonnaise on the McChickens instead of ranch.

>>11778832
>nuke
If they found us you'd have to assume a nuke is a literal child's concept and complete non threat to them.
You can't blow up the aliens

>>11778817
FIRE AND DEATH

Probably asian food, that shit's pretty alien in of itself so they'll appreciate the familiarity.

Hello I am from /a/ and found a picture of an anime girl. Give me replies.

>>11778817
>>11778817
oyster dressing

>>11778943
Literally nothing wrong w/ breaking the pasta

>>11778867
That's why it's gonna go off in the core room. You make a ship to have armor on the outside to protect from evil space particles and shit, you don't design your stuff to protect from a nuke going off INSIDE the ship. Name me a single science fiction story where setting the nuke off inside the ship didn't work, I'll wait.

>>11778943
>streaming

>>11779183
why not? I have fast internet.

>>11778817
Burger King, specifically the Loaded Steakhouse. Or a Baconator from Wendy's.

>>11778817
Eggs
And they can't leave until they finish them all.

>>11778977
Don't break pasta to fit it in the pot. Let the ends stick out until the submerged sections soften, about 1 minute. Then stir to bend the pasta and push it underwater. Do you think Italian pasta manufacturers are stupid. Do you suppose they make pasta ten inches long just so that you can bust it into five-inch pieces? They call it “long pasta” for a reason. And if you don't want or like it long, buy short pasta

>>11778867
>>11778999
>checked
you 2 should fuck
>>11778817
>tfw no alien qt with Earth-destruction powers addicted to Doritos, cinnamon buns, and my dick to watch movies and play xbox with
bruhs..

>>11779337
>xbox
I don't understand this post, you WANT her to blow up Earth?

>>11779314
Mind your own business. What i do with my pasta on my property is my business, not the government's and definitely not some egghead's on the world wide web

>>11778817
Cum

beef stroganoff with good bread

>>11778817
My borscht. If she eats it hot, I shall kill her

>>11778817
a lot of poison

>>11779356
Anon, it's the community that matters most. That's why I stay here :)
I'd love a PS4 and the ability to play games at 3am with the girl I love and will never have, but she has a boyfriend, so I play Xbox with my roommate.
>she looks like a perfect combination of pic related, and she hates feminists - imagine that
And yes.. I have occasional dreams of this actually happening. Know what it means? The Earth being blown up. Beautiful dreams desu.

>>11778817
The new state-of-the-art biodiesel.

>>11779695
>and she hates feminists
She sounds pretty stupid.
But don't stop dreaming.

>>11779734
Interior design, Anon...
I'm gonna have her design my house someday and fuck her crazy.
I was THIS fucking close to kissing her... THIS FUCKING CLOSE!!! I couldn't do it man... I couldn't get in between her and another man...
We were all alone at work at about 2am... Faces an inch from one another.
She's putting a band-aid on my face from her throwing my resume at me when we were reviewing each others'. I made her cry when I had to stop talking to her, but my feelings were getting to strong.
What does that make me?

>>11779765
>I made her cry when I had to stop talking to her, but my feelings were getting to strong.
>nearly sexually assaulting a coworker
Jesus christ, get it together, man.

>>11779775
My sexual assault was met with a compassionate offer for a ride sometime to the store if I ever needed it, her number, a rolled up metal animal enclosure, and a board game she bought just to play with with me at the desk while I got to get drunk and talk all night to her as probably the only friend she had there.
I think the only sexual part was me getting a hard on when staring at her panties once when she was sitting, and when her nips got hard through her short rushing to open the door for me once. Oh yeah, and her sexual joke she said to me once about nipple clamps as I died playing Town of Salem.

good thread

>>11779794
>a rolled up metal animal enclosure
what the fuck

The moties in "mote in gods eye" loved coffee, with a few drops of motor oil, as their planet was so heavily industrialized all their water had petroleum distillates in it for millenia.

>>11778817
Thanks doc

>>11778862
Actually, McDonald's or other fast food might not be a bad idea. It shows the aliens that we can efficiently distribute a variety of calorie-dense food that people actually enjoy, and it's available to even the poorest among us.

Holy shit that's a scary thought.

Nipples of Venus

>>11778817
that's not an alien, that's just a thot in green

>>11783151
worksafe board asshole

>>11783153
Any woman would be alien to you.

>>11779695
>ben shapiro's sister
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahha
HOLY SHIT BRO
I'M ROLLLLLLLING

>>11778817
Best girl in the entire franchise.

Holy shit you faggots almost let this thread died.

>>11783155
oof

>>11783155
But I am a woman

>>11783168
a close second to twintail video for me

>>11779695
I WANT KHAZAR MILKERS

My jizz. All of it. Every last drop. Every day.

Nah, senpai, they would come here and

SERVE MAN

>>11785891
>sitting in front of an alien laughing as it eats all your jizz
>minutes later your planet gets destroyed

>>11778817
C O C K
O
C
K

A McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

>>11786870

>my orgasm destroys the planet

Epic beej is epic.