/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11769768
i dont know but damn are they ever, very calorie dense though so i dont eat them but... may make some later thx op i cum on cat she hiss at penis

>>11769768
they're comfy but do people really stack them up like that? i never got that meme.

>>11769768
they're not.
pancakes are fucking abhorrent.

>>11769787
This is why chicken and waffles is the superior breakfast. You get tired of one taste and you can go to the other.

>>11769768
carbs and sugar that are warm: applies to every comfort food, prove me wrong

>>11769792
youre not wrong

>>11769781
At diners they usually do 2-3 depending on the size of the pancake. It is nice when you get a super nice bite with fluffy layers, but most of the time it makes no difference.

>>11769792
>prove me wrong
comfort food is steak.
only fat kids eat breakfast foods and baked goods.
and as we all know, fat people are not people.

>>11769826
Fucking this.

>>11769826
>>11769847
Fuck off with your shilling.

>>11769768
Fluffy carbs drenched in liquid carbs. What's not to love?

>>11769781
So they don't have to bring you a 3 foot long dish with them all side by side, you stupid little bitch

Waffles > pancakes

>>11769830
>only fat kids eat breakfast foods and baked goods
Not really. If you're not retarded with portions then this isn't really a problem.

>>11769768
they're so fluffy
>>11769860
waffles are patrician

>>11769860
Do pancakes have little built in cups to hold syrup and butter? No they don't.
Waffles win

>>11769849
>liquid carbs
Liquid sugar you mean

>>11769787
That's probably because most people drench their pancakes in syrup and the sugar ends up making them feel sick. I like to make a copycat recipe of IHOP harvest grain pancakes, no sugar in the batter, a fair bit of butter on them after cooking, and just a light drizzle of honey and it's actually fairly healthy and satisfying to eat. Tastes better than regular pancakes too because there are more flavors and textures.

>>11769768
they're so fluffy
>>11769860
waffles are patrician

>>11769768

Its butter fried batter/cake. Drenched in more butter and syrup.

>>11769986
No

>>11769849
Fluffy carbs is actually a good thing, it feels more filling for the amount of calories (e.g. bread, popcorn).

>>11770350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKy5Qk0QMM

I love making beer cakes when I'm camping.

QUESTION

How do I get porous, ihop style pancakes, and not smooth, crisp pancakes? I always fuck them up.

>>11771133
Don't over mix your batter. Stir it till it just comes together. Also a leavening agent like baking powder or like >>11771070 does and use beer.

>>11769826
If it's quality ice cream that's more milkfat, the ice cream is probably the better breakfast dish

>>11769860
I really can't argue. The best pancake might be better than a poor waffle, but the best waffle has no pancake that could ever be its equal.

>>11769992
recipe intrigues me

>>11771237
https://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/copycat-ihop-harvest-grain-nut-pancakes-63138

Pretty much this, but melted butter instead of vegetable oil and just don't add the sugar. They're tasty.

>>11771248
You have done a good thing. I will use this.

>>11771263
Cool.

Hm.

>>11769768
Comfy? So you sit on them or use them as a pillow or something? I would think normal furniture is more comfortable, actually. Pancakes would squish up.

>>11771248
>site not available in my country
Wtf

>>11771553

>>11771561
Thanks anon, gonna try them this sunday

>>11769768
How can anyone eat so many of these at once? When I tried them for the first time, I served myself a stack of three cuz thats how everyone in cartoons eat them. I couldn't finish it, it was too much. They were delicious though.

>>11769768
>very calorie dense though
Excellent, the less I have to eat to get what I need the better. If it is something tasty even better.

Pancakes fucking suck and waffles will always be superior

>>11770350
>air
>filling
anon no. the point of fluffy carbs is to soak up more delicious delicious liquid carbs.

>>11769855
this. what a dumb question.

AND THIS

IS TO GO FURTHER BEYOND

>>11769768
pancakes are hot garbage, crepes / palatschinken are superior

>>11773617
Cringe

French toast is superior to both Waffles and Pancakes.

Prove me wrong.

Crepes are superior to the shitty American pancakes

>>11773774
Crepes are not pancakes.

>>11774358
Yes they certainly are. I personally have a hard time using the term pancake in reference to the soft crust frybread that Ameircans favour for whatever reason, but I have to go with the flow on that point.

>>11769768
do american really eat a stack of 6 pancakes with syrup and butter for breakfast?

>>11769768
https://recipesandme.com/fluffy-pancakes/
This is the recipe I use
I've wanted to try to substitute the milk and vinegar for actual buttermilk, but I forget to buy buttermilk every time.

>>11769768

There is nothing like a hot steamy stack of pancreas.

>>11774780
Um?

>>11769855
kek

I really want to try one of these.

>>11775793
reddit cakes fuck off

>>11775793
You should keep in mind that they do not actually squeal like anime girls as you eat them.

>>11775823
It is ok. I'll bring my phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipuPZGaJRI4

>>11775828
I'm not sure if I should be disturbed that you had this link readily available.

>>11775831
It is how I fall asleep at night. I don't like taking pills.

>>11775836
Fair enough. I mean, I just use this thing that sounds like a fan, but whatever works.

>>11773774
Mmmmm I sure do love tasteless bread!

>>11775923
"Wit"

>>11769787

this so much. went very excited to an all you can eat offer in ihop and got sick of it after the second plate.

>>11769768
Fluffy and nostalgic, easy to make

>>11777137
>nostalgic
How?

IVAN NO

>>11769768
Waffles are far superior but pancakes are still comfy

>>11771503
you're a fucking idiot, a bed made of pancakes would be unbelievably comfortable, no normal piece of furniture could ever compete

This thread made me throw away a bag of flour because I was coming close to making pancakes and I'm a disgusting fat body.

>>11779439
>I'm thicc

Fixed.

YUM!

>>11778016
not that poster but my grandma used to make pancakes with breakfast every saturday when i was a kid, so maybe something like that.

Harverd recently conducted test to see what was the most comfortable substance in the known universe here are some of there test

Test#1 conducted by Dr.fieri
Five square feet of pundcake were placed in front of 12 B tards that were instructed to sleep on the cake
Time till they were all fully asleep 1:36:09 test results rad man
Test#2 conducted by Dr.ramsy

12 B tards where layed in 19 pund cake
Test results fukin he'll the shit made some kind of black hole i fuckin quite mate no get me out of here noooo

Test#3
3 b tards of pancakes were placed in 76 of 9
Sleep time 1
Pancake win

>>11781543
The fuck?

>>11769768
Technically these are called flap-jacks.
Pancakes are not the same.

>>11769860
But a cold pancake will always beat a cold waffle

>>11782338
Or well it?

>>11769768
pancakes should be flat and not puffy

>>11783210
That's how I feel about breasts.

>>11783219
Cohen admitted to it.

This is illegal, you know.

>>11769776

keep me posted

>>11783210
I might blow your mind but pancakes and crêpes are two variations of the same idea.

>>11783210
>>11783219
For me it's vulvas

>>11782338
Yeah waffles need to be crispy

>>11773762
of all the shitty antipancake posts in this thread, this takes the fucking cake. waffles and crepes are actually quite good but french toast is irredeemable shit.

>>11786518
those arent crepes

>>11786562
You prefer vulvas flat?

>>11786721
Stop making shitty batter and using Texas toast and maybe your French toast won't be so shitty.

>>11769768
I thought I was the only one for years who would eat a little too much pancakes and then be disgusted by them. Then as a teenager I heard that Mitch Hedberg joke
>you ever be like, alright pancakes!, but by the end, you're fuckin' sick of them
it's the only food that does that too me. even waffles are fine, I still want to eat more if I can. pancakes make me hate them

>>11769787
>>11777010
>>11769992
>>11787695
Please refer to attached image

Blues

>>11787791
I like when my pancakes get soggy though. But I can only eat them as part of a full breakfast, can't just eat pancakes for a meal.

>>11769768
>this
>pancake

>>11778016
Pancakes are kind of a specialty item, when you get them it's almost always at a restaurant, kids love them because they're almost a dessert item served at breakfast so obsviously they're a popular childhood food that kids would get at restaurants growing up. Also, they're not really a convenient everyday breakfast item for people to make at home hence when they are, they're typically made on special occasions; birthdays, holidays etc.

such a pleb food desu

>cake and syrup for breakfast

that's a hard pass from me

>>11789698
>that
>potwaffle

>>11789698
>>11790655
>this
>chair

Pancakes...

HE'S GOING THE DISTANCE

>>11769768
Blini are comfier

>>11792891
HE'S GOING FOR SNEED

>>11769768
>tfw currently hoarding seven boxes of instant pancake mix
>it's the only good I have
Shit is dope. Just mix in some milk, don't even need to grease a non-stick. Fluffy sweetness, low calories.

>>11794483
Using pancake mix has to be the most telling sign of an incompetent cook. You save maybe five minutes by having the ingredients combined in advance.

>>11769776
Back in the days of standing in front of the TV jerking off to scrambled cinemax my cat jumped up and attacked my balls.

>>11794011
based babushka poster

>>11794011
>>11794505
i have been fed babushka's blini, they were so fat and oily i was gonna puke, she used an oil pan and obv a lot of oil so they won't burn, idk if all babushkas do them like that but if so russians can't make blini
at all

>>11794567
>an oil pan
an old pan

If I make pancakes the Office québécois de la langue française will come after me

>>11794490
>You save maybe five minutes
No one gives a shit about five minutes, I don't have to store those ingredients thanks to instant pancake mix.
Also, I'll take that five minutes and enjoy my thicc pancakes while you're jerking off over your hand-mix still cooking. Dumbass.

>>11769992
>no sugar in the batter
do americans seriously put sugar directly in their pancakes

>>11795041
But all the ingredients are just basic stuff you should always have in your kitchen anyway

>>11769847
>Fucking this.

>>>>>>reddit

Annoyinb gird

>>11795155
And wasting it on pancakes? No. That flour can make pizza dough, those eggs can make eggs and pizza dough.

>>11769768
>>Comfy pancakes
This dumb "comfy" thing is getting out of hand

>>11796511
You're years late on this and you also quote like a newfag.

>>11769768
Why does pancake mix sometimes sell like cum?
I'm being dead serious, sometimes it smells like I finished inside the mix. Aunt Jemima brand btw,

>>11781543

>>11769792
Creamed spinach

>>11797245
Yuck.

>>11787791
i have syrup with pancakes every three years or so but i have pancakes kind of often. but i have syrup with waffles (because they're better syrup catchers)
it's not the syrup. it's never been the syrup for me, pancakes just make you hate them

Yuck.

Why...

>>11769791
Even when I ate meat, I never enjoyed the combo of chicken and waffles. Always kinda tasted like I was dying. Like, at least make it cornbread or something else. Pancakes/Waffles = worst complement to a meat unless it's like... nah no meat goes with that who am I kidding.

>>11799375
It works with chicken because the chicken is breaded, it wouldn't work with any other meat.

american pancakes are good, but this is the superiorest iteration. Especially when you have blood in the batter.

>>11799405
What?

>>11769787
In my experience pancake batter uses too much baking powder/soda which gets more pronounced as you keep eating. Yeast-risen hotcakes are far superior.

>>11799959
Why have them rise at all?

What is the best maple syrup? Do I have to contact leafs to find it?

>>11800183
Get this stuff.

>>11794503
bruh moment

>>11769791
One time I was high as fuck in a chinese buffet and got a bowl of fried chicken strips that I them coated with vanilla soft serve. It was godly.

Do with this information what you will. I am not liable.