[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 59 KB, 620x345, kombucha face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11768749 No.11768749 [Reply] [Original]

>Accidently buy a case of Kombucha because I thought it was ginger bear
>It's like drinking carbonated vinegar
>chinese people drink this

What is wrong with chinese people, this shit is disgusting, I'm only drinking it because I am stuck with it now. Do they have mutant taste buds or something? I imagine this is what poo wine tastes like.

>> No.11768763

you can throw garbage out
so throw out the kombucha

>> No.11768771

>>11768763
No I'm going to use it for marinade. I'm just amazed at how gross it is. I am trying to finish a 400 ml bottle and it's torture.

>> No.11768780

>mfw white piggu will eat fermented moldy and worm ridden cheese, rotten meat, rotten fish, licorice and other disgusting shit but can't handle a little 'cha
Cringe

>> No.11768792

>>11768780
I literally eat none of those things.

>> No.11768793

Its for improving your digestion
No one complains about activia tasting like shit when they want to poop.

>> No.11768796
File: 100 KB, 746x1183, 1539774225281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11768796

>>11768749
It seems impossible to drink something without HFCS for an burger.

>> No.11768797

>>11768793
This.

>> No.11768799
File: 15 KB, 644x800, 1516640956260.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11768799

>>11768749
>I don't enjoy the taste of vinegar or anything sour!

>> No.11768801

>>11768771
What brand? I find storebouht kombucha ferments for too long on store shelves. I prefer a sweet, lightly tart immature kombucha which means I have to make it myself
I think raspberry and/or blackberry make for an ideal 2nd ferment

>> No.11768813

>>11768749
>What is wrong with chinese people
They only drink this in Manchuria, which is the hardiest place in China, and they also drink this shit in Russia and Eastern Europe.

>> No.11768824

>>11768793
I see
>>11768796
I'm not american I'm Canadian.
>>11768801
Some shitty american brand with assorted flavours, there was a curry flavour and I almost died from the taste.

>> No.11768826

I don't even think it's that common in China.

>> No.11768897
File: 34 KB, 629x604, FB_IMG_1547573784342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11768897

>>11768824
>I'm not american I'm Canadian.
Same shit, different name.

>> No.11768919

>>11768824
I love kombucha but 3/4 store bought ones taste like ass to me. Curry sounds so fucking gross dude. I wouldn't drink kombucha shipped in from another country (wtf) though I'm sure it would work for cooking. If you ever want kombucha you can actually enjoy drinking I suggest making it yourself. Even a big retard like me figured out how, it's E Z

>> No.11768928

>>11768771
>I'm just amazed at how gross it is
Try gappa sometime.

>> No.11768931

>>11768928
shit.
"Grappa."

>> No.11768934

>>11768799
Is pic related meant to be a picture of yourself? Soyboys drink way more kombucha than normal people do.

>> No.11768935
File: 30 KB, 458x571, OP is a faggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11768935

>>11768749
>I thought it was ginger bear
I'll bet you did, queer

>> No.11768946

>>11768928
>>11768931
What is that?

>> No.11768953

>>11768934
>N-no... you're the soyboy!!!

>> No.11768965

>>11768931
Isnt grappa just alcohol with water?

>> No.11769065

>>11768953
I can't tell if you're baiting or actually retarded enough to call everybody you disagree with "soyboy"
Soyboys are very well known for drinking kombucha. Everyone knows this.

>> No.11769067

>>11768946
>what is google

>> No.11769074

>>11768953
Also the passive agressive green text with no actual argument behind it. If you're not baiting you should consider suicide. You're one of the biggest soyboys I've seen on 4chan

>> No.11769079

>>11768965
No it's like brandy made from the shittiest wine leftovers you can imagine.

>> No.11769092

>>11768749
They won't sell kombucha in my area because theoretically it might have 1% alcohol. Thx evangelical sharia law!

>> No.11769147

>>11768793
Does it actually improve digestion or it like all the other Chinese bullshit, like snorting powdered tiger anus?

>> No.11769178

>>11769147
It hasn't really been confirmed to help for humans yet. Good bacteria cultures are generally good for your stomach though.

>> No.11769306

>>11769178
The thing with gut biome is you need to habitually eat stuff that feeds specific bacteria species or they just reduce to a minimum and other species take over.

>> No.11769346

>>11768935
I eat because I'm unhappy... and I'm unhappy because I eat

>> No.11769857

>>11769306
According to the "gut biome theories" you're supposed to eat a wide variety of fruits, veggies, grains, fungi (which contain a wode variety of different fibers) to feed your gut bacteria.
The research on specific bacteria isn't very compelling but it is pretty amazing how a fecal transplant can turn someone from fit to obese with no lifestyle changes.

>> No.11769865

>>11769857
There was some study where people were given an athletes poop, but since their diet didn't facilitate the same biome as the athletes biome is was ultimately meaningless.

>> No.11770387

>>11769857
>it is pretty amazing how a fecal transplant can turn someone from fit to obese with no lifestyle changes.
you mean the other way around? what do you mean anon?

>> No.11770449

>>11768780
>eat Asian cuisine
>grow up to be a scrawny manlet
w-why do 2nd generation Asian-American girl prefer waito piggu?

>> No.11770501

>>11768796
The comic is funny but what are you supposed to do? Fall asleep at work?

>> No.11770503

>>11769857
>fecal transplant can turn someone from fit to obese
This sounds like a weird college prank.

>> No.11770510

kombucha just tastes like carbonated iced tea to me

>> No.11770661

>>11770387
One of the doctors I work with told me about a case where an athlete became obese after a fecal matter transplant used to treat c diff.
I can't find anything that is exactly like they described so they may have been referring to the case linked below and confused "athlete" into the case somehow
https://diversitymd.com/woman-becomes-obese-after-fecal-transplantation-from-overweight-donor/

>> No.11770667

>>11770661
They were both overweight to begin with but the transplantee remains obese after diet and exercise.

>> No.11770672

>>11770510
That's the good shit but hippies like it yeasty and full of weird aromatics

>> No.11770721
File: 50 KB, 418x503, 8c1913ab7cdbed556e78de1ce1e31394fcfe2e9a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11770721

>>11768824
>curry flavour
Jesus fucking Christ, who thought that was a good idea? I drink about 2 gallons of kombucha per week (home made), but I would not touch that shit you've got.

>> No.11770729

>>11770503
>>11770387
There are documented cases of both fat to fit and fit to fat.

>> No.11771886

>>11768749
Kombucha was discovered by Russian explorers who stumbled upon its use by savage steppe tribes. They experimented with it to see if it had health benefits. It has never been a very common drink anywhere, but white people love exotic marketing.

>> No.11771890

Thier are some kombucha brands that taste pretty good.
Plus their low in sugar if you care about that sort of thing. If your on a diet its the closest to a sugary soda you can drink.
I cant finish one in one sitting however.

>> No.11771990

>>11768792
You don't eat cheese? Yogurt? Worcestershire sauce? Salami?

>> No.11772002

>>11769178
The problem is that most kombucha is not well regulated because it contains multiple cultures and not just one. Also because it's fad diet bullshit. Your risk of getting something nasty far outweighs any possible probiotic benefits imo.

>> No.11772095
File: 915 KB, 1280x720, 1546743579915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11772095

Man I love kombucha. I work at whole foods and were getting in the alcoholic stuff soon and I'm pumped. For me, it's way better than soda. Sounds like you got the health food flavors, which is pretty gross. Look for one's like basil pink lady and blood orange. Don't buy any with weird savory flavors or kale.