/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Uh, me? Duh.

>>11765614
Irvine is daddy asf

>>11765614
> 2014
> watch restaurant impossible with now fiancé all the time
> he ends up doing a show in my home town
> random as fuck
> show up
> we end up being the only ones that watched his show religiously
> time to meet Robert Irvine
> ask him to do the "TOM! TANYA!"
> he delivers, screaming it into the line of people behind us
> he has to explain it to the crowd
> "that's just something I do on my show"
> go to take photo with him
> get next to him
> he says "uh uh"
> shakes his head
> "ladies in the middle"
> winks at me

tfw Robert Irvine made a joke about having a threesome with my fiancé

There is only one answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMsrxuKyDpA

>>11765614
Mario Batali
I'd make him cook himself

>>11765827
Elvis wasn't a chef

>>11765814
>not inviting him over to have a threesome with the fiancée.

Cat Cora for some awesome MILF fucking on a beautiful Island
>>11765827
You know what Anon? The audio really makes this video and I can't tell you why.

OP why did you post a daytime talk show host?

Gay as a tangerine

>>11765814
>putting spaces after the >
bad /ck/

>>11765614
Isn't Irvine a giant fraud?

>>11766251
Cat Cora is a lesbian

>>11765614
extremely watery and bloated physique
and considering his age, i'd bet anything this is hormone abuse. i just wonder why a chef would do it

>>11766352
In earlier episodes he said he had cooked for the Queen and for the President at the White House. Technically he did work as a chef on her ship while in the Royal Navy (so semi-plausible), and he was at the White House through a brief exchange but they said he never touched anything an actual guest (much less the President) would eat.

Basically he padded the hell out of his "Chef Resume" with a lot of stuff that was either a far stretch or an outright lie.

That being said he owned up and apologized, they took all that stuff out when he went back to Food Network, and he came back and proved himself as being one of those crazy badass Chef's who can do nearly impossible tasks.

So he's the real deal, just bragged too much and had to eat some humble pudding but came back like a champ.

>>11766176
it's not elvis it's based manfreed
>>11766251
you see da ting about the manfreed is that the manfreed talks like dis

>>11765614
Isn’t this the guy who lied about his resumé?

whos arm is that wrapped around his wife?

>>11766505
Yea Gail Kim

>>11766357
IT'S an island. u think she won't take my cock up her vagina??

there boobs r the same size lol

>>11766897

yeah

Rachel Khoo

>>11766251
>wanting anything to do with this gremlin

Auguste Escoffier of course

>>11766944
Her hairline is horrible.
Early balding kids incoming..

>>11765614
ramsay's daughter

>>11767227
stop blaming your mom for your receding hairline bro, thank your dad for your shitty testosterone levels

Komatsu from Toriko

I'd try to fend for myself but I choose Jack and just watch him trying to survive alone from afar. It'd be very interesting to see how long he would last.

>>11765614
Could whip up an amazing trifle and give a toothless blowjob, best of both worlds.

Sakai from Iron Chef

>>11767418
This

ez pz

>>11767655
Imagine the creampies

>>11767227
Women lose their hairline from tying tight ponytails

>>11767092
I would smash that like the fist of an angry God

>posting a chef who isn't a confirmed outdoorsman

y'all finna die out here

>>11766944
>>11767227
>her

>>11765614
>>11766944
>roiding for this

Kinda funny this dude's nudes got leaked

>>11767655
Bingo, I'd protect her and she'd provide the milkies.

>>11765614
Bear grylls, i mean honestly what cityboi chef is going to be able to go out there and scavange for me

>>11767655
So, i worked at one of her shops in Vegas. It was full of cookware and branded t-shirts and shit that never fucking sold because who the fuck goes to Vegas and buys coockware? Anyway, the reason they never shut the place down is because Giada herself would throw a fucking fit if they even suggested shutting it down. It was also connect to a bar and restaurant and i think that made enough of a profit to keep it and please her.

>>11767418
>>11767655
Smartest of men

>>11765614
Daddy

>>11768225
based and redzepi-pilled, he would be unironically useful for his foraging skills

>>11765814
#metoo

>>11766376
Probably just a creatine cycle

I would choose Samuel L Jackson

I mean he's not a chef, but it would be fuckin' hilarious

He's a rapist.

>>11765791
can you stop posting this ugly slut? thanks.

>>11769399
Even better!

>>11767655
thats a big forehead

>>11765814
>brag about being a fan of his show
>refuse to have threesome with the meaty chef

>>11769810
He's a fucking rapist

>>11769657
>4u
really though you eat off of it, no need for plates

>>11765614
Ray Mears

>>11765614
Alex Atala

the one and only

>>11765614
We finna see how ol skool this Trump votin nigga really is.

>>11769404
>>11765791
I saw something like this character in Shinjuku station you can give it voices commands and it responds.

>>11765614
Nigella Lawson, but she has to keep up the patter like on tv

>or

Nadia G, but she has to keep keep up the patter in that weird cute accent she has but cant spout her 4th wave feminism bullshit, she can only tell me jokes

>>11767066
Oh yes!

>>11765614
Giada
I don't really care if she cooks or not, she's trapped on an island with me.

>>11765814
I met him in Napa once, I believe he was there regarding a divorce settlement or something. Absolute asshole.

>>11767655
I could survive off her pussy juices. Is that keto?

>>11767614
me too, dude
i miss prime jack kino

>>11765614
I'd knock this roided punk out if I ever saw him. My friend worked on some promo thing he was doing and he called all the volunteers "useless pigs" for no fucking reason.

>>11773373
>friends with an internet toughy on 4channel

Sounds like your friend was a useless pig

>>11773843
Thanks for calling me tough.

>>11773878
You're a big tough manly man and you can spot facetiousness from a mile away.

>>11773909
I know what you're doing, but I don't have to prove anything to you.

>>11773941
Of course not, tough guy. You beat up giant roidbeasts all the time when you're not shitposting on the women's hobby board on the Tibetian basketweaving community forums.

>>11773976
Being a musclehead has nothing to do with being able to fight

>>11770523
Correct.

There was never another choice.

>>11774267
Meanwhile, funposting on the cakes and teaparties board of the Mongolian shadowpuppetry forums is what all the -real- fighters are up to

>>11765614
nigga sounds like a whistling tea pot when he talks

>>11768225
people pay thousands to eat the pinecones and deer shit he plates up at his restaurant, you'd get it for free so it's not that bad of a deal .

>no one picked jack

what is wrong with you guys

>>11767655
I would literally die from fucking so much I would forget about food.

Bone appetite!

>>11774301
Hey, you just do you. I do me and I do it big, don't get it fucked up.

>>11774323
Oh you're doin it big alright. Ya big dork.

>>11774340
Stop flirting with the faggot, dude.

>>11774365
That's probably what he's fuckin doing but I'm not gay so he can fuck off

>>11774365
>>11774391
You wish it was flirting, fags.

>>11774317
While he would provide a lot of food, I would be afraid that eating him would make me sick.

>>11774322
this plz

gino

Steven Rinella desu

Julia Child.

>>11774317
I already claimed Jack.
>>11767614

>2019
>Not bringing the Wifuu of Flavortown

See you later virgins