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My bf is making me eat gassy foods so I can make really bad farts non-stop

What are some meals I can eat to make my farts louder and warmer?

>> No.11763466

>>11763457
What are some meals that let me get a 5?

>> No.11763469

>>11763466
You got dubs, don't be greedy

>> No.11763511

>>11763457
Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel so eat your beans with every meal.

>> No.11763522

>>11763511
B-but I just ate a whole can of beans and chili! My bf said if my farts don't start getting super toasty he's gonna use the bike pump on me again! >~<

>> No.11763546

I uh... This is.... Ew. Look I'll have the occasional wank to gay porn but this is disgusting.

>> No.11763547

Anything with carbonation.

>> No.11763553

Best thread on /ck/

>> No.11763566
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11763566

Guys, I need an answer! I'm afraid he's going to hit me again if I disappoint him!

>> No.11763575

>>11763566
You deserve the bike pump.

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>>11763575
Nooooo!!!

>> No.11763593

>>11763466
>>11763511
>>11763522
>>11763566
Is this the dubs thread?

>> No.11763596
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>>11763457
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11763598

Beans
Onions
Whole Milk
Milk especially has me farting up a storm when I drink too much of it.

>> No.11763602

>>11763457
huh?

>> No.11763621

>>11763602
based huh? poster

>> No.11763641

>>11763457
why does she look so retarded?

>> No.11763657

>>11763598
Last time I drank milk I made a mess on him and he made me clean it up with my mouth ;_;

>> No.11763692

>>11763522
Eat the beans cold for the resistant starches

>> No.11763706

>>11763457
this may cause some discomfort but if you want warm and rancid farts, drink a few tablespoons of vegetable oil. More palatable foods that are high in fiber such as prunes, nuts, oatmeal as well as yogurt to encourage gut flora to grow may be of assistance OP. Best of luck on your gassy journey.

>> No.11763741

>>11763706
I'll give this a try. Thank you anon! Maybe now he'll let me wear clothes again!!!

>> No.11763752

this thread makes my p*nis hard

>> No.11763753

>>11763457
12 pack of cheap beer and a plate of shwarma.

>> No.11763765
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>>11763457
6 pack of piss beer, beef jerky, chili, Mcdonalds.

>> No.11763804

keep your smelly fetish for yourself you degenerates
>>>>/d/

>> No.11763805

>warmer
>implying farts are cold

>> No.11763817

protein shakes
zero fiber

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11763825

>>11763457
Lots of eggs and his cummies mmm yummy

>> No.11763852

>>11763753
>>11763765
I'm only allowed to drink wine though...

>>11763817
My protein intake is regulated so I don't gain muscles

>>11763825
More eggies, got it

>> No.11763860

>>11763852
Drink red wine and eat pickled eggs.

>> No.11763871

Pinto beans.

>> No.11763928

>>11763852
Remind me why haven't we killed all gays yet?