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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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11762218 No.11762218 [Reply] [Original]

Need help with food IMMEDIATELY.

Okay, guys, I'm in a big mess. I'm about to host a big event and basically my cook bailed on me. There's not enough time to hire a proper catering company and in one hour there'll be like 50 starving people in my house.

What the fuck do I do? I never cooked in my entire life - that's a servant's job.

>> No.11762220

Fuck it. I'll just order 300 burgers from McDonalds.

>> No.11762222

>>11762218
>I never cooked in my entire life - that's a servant's job.
Oh my bad I thought this was an actual thread, not a shitpost. Carry on.

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>> No.11762286

>>11762218
>50 starving people in my house
mexicans get out

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>>11762218

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>> No.11762304

>>11762241
Hohoho, delightfully devlish Anon..

>> No.11762321

>all these idiots not getting the joke
SAD!

>> No.11762323

>>11762218
get some catering services from your local mcdonalds restaurant.

>> No.11762325

>>11762321
>Implying
Here's your (You). Now fuck off

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>>11762296
I'M SO FUCKING HORNY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>11762325

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>>11762218
It was 90 college aged males. Ever see Forrest gump?