/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11746267
I don't give a shit, but some can debate for hours on oysters and other shellfish.

>>11746277
There is nothing wrong with consuming seafood alive.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bk7McNUjWgw

>>11746267
nobody cares you subhuman retard

>>11746280
Imagine thinking that consuming seafood as fresh as possible is subhuman.

>>11746279
Correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMQHpVNmc_E

>>11746267
Not a huge fan. Not due to any ethical considerations, I've just never found any seafood that tastes better raw than cooked.

>>11746314
That’s ok

>>11746308
>alive

yer its not alive you npc

>>11746267
feels gimicky

>>11746319
>npc
You tried to de-live a squid just like you tried so hard to de-live me.
Eat a dick, bud. Make sure it's a living one.

>>11746328
what does de-live mean el goblino?

>>11746328
well is it alive or is it not ?

>>11746335
It's mean your from a dirty cunt in Niponese, son.

>>11746344
The one you sucking on? It would be terrible if it isn't.

>>11746347
>>11746345
confirmed under8ge asperger
it does not. its made up words created by your retarded goblino, fluoride dulled shithead
whats wrong with sucking dicks you weirdo

>>11746433
Hello again, finally come up with some sort of come back?
How did the dick sucking go? Did you share it with your mom?

>>11746442
no i made breakfeast.

what about you? get any cool christmas presents buddy?

>>11746446
Yeah, of course.
I gave your mom a nice big black dragon dildo. It's only for your mom though, don't play with it without permission.

>>11746462
its okay anon. you can say it. it will make you feel better. just come out man

>>11746476
>that pathetic self-projection
I have no words for you, kid.

>>11746483
you are the one talking about cocks constantly you fucking child

It's for the uncivilized and barbarian like only.

>>11746487
Oh I forgot, it's like a swear word that not purposed to be used in front of a kid, right?
But you don't sound like a good kid, are you that horny, got turned on by just the words "sucking dicks"?

>>11746518
what 3rd world hellhole do you reside in?
you can say cock infront of children, no problem. its when you reveal your phallic fixation that situations get awkward. mentioning cocks and constantly telling people to suck them kinda ticks the boxes, ya know?

>>11746536
I dare you to say you like sucking dicks in front of your mom. Do it, little bitch.

>mentioning cocks and constantly telling people to suck them kinda ticks the boxes
>and he is the one noticing and counting, all and only the posts with dicks and sucking
Do YOU know?

I feel like there aren't enough fission bombs in all the arsenals in the world to fix the Asian problem.
That what I feel.

>>11746582
you can always eat a bullet. thats what i feel

>>11746606
I'd rather feed them to starving asian children

>>11746568
lol cope

i say whatever i want to my mom. i tell her to fuck off some times as well. thats part of being a grown up in the developed world :)

>>11746629
but you fatty look like you are hungry enough to eat a whole clip

>>11746634
See, I got it right that you don't sound like a good kid. :)
At least be nice. She got to work her ass off, literally, just to raise you up as a faggot. At least talk nice to her.

>>11746582
I’m honestly not a big fan of the gooks but they sure know how to make raw fish food
Also, eating live oysters is white you dribbling retard

>>11746661
maybe but can we still nuke the slopes?

>>11746675
Donald Trump, hear our prayers.

>>11746319
lole tiny brained fishe lole

>>11746658
women dont have to sell themselves to put food on the table here lol
sounds like it must have been rough growing up
where you did, in your family. you know with the prostitution and all. it must be hard to see your sister and mom coming home with black eyes again, because "big jacob" was a little to rough.

>>11746728
>women dont have to sell themselves to put food on the table here lol
That's why I told you to be nice to her, kid.
It gonna hit her hard when she realizes she raised up a faggot, who most likely is a low IQ sub-human, and with zero comprehension skills.
You refuse to be good at English, but at least you can suck dicks for life, no shame on living your dream right?

>>11746776
>you refuse to be good at english

that whole sentence is flawed buddy
pretty much every sentence you come up with is flawed.

>thats why i told you to be nice to her

you really are stupid. our women arent prostitutes. women like your mother, who come from shithole countrys, come to my beautifull nation seeking work and a better life. they then turn to prostitution and cleaning stairwells, because their 3rd world education isnt sufficient for any work in a proper country.

>low IQ sub human, and with zero comprehension skills.

maybe if you invested some time, you could some day construct a proper sentence. maybe even sound like a thinking man, if you are really tenacious.

post picture of your hand, you dirty toilet scrubber.

>>11746832

AHAHAHHAHA I LOVE ALL OF THIS

>>11746319
For me it's the ink sac. Full of flavor.

>>11746832
Ah, I get it.

You are legitimately triggered because you got called bad in English.
That's why it started with one simply, understandable word >>11746335.
You made fun of a word that you are not familiar with, because you are so insecure with your "English". Laugh a minute.
Make sense too for all that "3rd world" crap, because it's a big old pile of self-projection lies.

Pro-tip: Read more books and proofread what you typed, moron.
And don't forget to kiss your mom before bed, even her mouth might smell a bit of dicks.

>>11746874

man you are like those not quite adjusted to english scandi cunts from family guy.

you suck

>>11746879
No problem, kid. I read you like a book. Good riddance.

>>11746874
>triggered

Lol, no. I just find it funny. Your english skills are bad, and you are tying to tell me, that i am the one Who cannot into english.

You are the one projecting here. Post a picture of your hand ;)

>>11746901
Lok th

>>11746901
Not me lol

>>11746874
I legitimatly do not understand what you mean when you say "de-live" It does not mean anything.
Do you mean dehumanize?
Its hard to dehumanize a squid since Its a fucking squid and not a person

gey

>>11746909
lol not me

>>11746279
damn, those mahi are fast, agile fuckers.

>>11746832
>>11746776
>>11746728
This wasn’t the thread about the ethics and gastronomy concerning the consumption of live seafood that I wanted. Get a fucking room.
>>11747762
The fucking frigate birds catching the flying fish midair escape and swallowing them whole and alive is imho the most brutal part of that vid. At least the mahi bite into it, you know?

>>11746267
I don't like it. I'm not a vegan, but the webm of a crab cut in half horizontally was pretty fucked up, snapping his claws and moving his mouth parts.

>those 2 npc shitting up this quality thread with their hurr durr

>>11748361
>quality thread

While many invertebrates may well not feel pain, cephalopods are far too smart for eating them alive to sit well with me. Vertebrates, such as fish, should NEVER be eaten alive.

>>11746267
It's a sin

>>11746267
every chef kills the lobster seconds before boiling it, you don't put it in alive. Godless asians eating live squid/octopus and things is pretty gross unless you are a Klingon (or azns)

>>11749752
I don't. My restaurant has 2lb. lobsters that we steam live. Cut the bands off the claws, throw it in a 4 inch half pan and into the steamer he goes.

>>11749769
absolutely haram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W37TDK6dBM

>>11749752
Unless you electrocute your lobsters to death, you’re full of shit. Dispatching a lobster alive with a knife doesn’t kill it quickly at all. Even then, the bacteria present in lobster flesh multiplies tremendously after death, quickly enough to even be irreversible despite cooking. This is why boiling lobsters alive and even consuming them alive is actually safer.
>>11749690
Cephalopods are monsters. Literally every animal that eats fish eats them alive, so you’re full of shit. Even terrestrial predators that supposedly kill their prey quickly actually eat four legged animals alive on the regular.

>>11746518
>>11746536
holy shit you guys are gay, and that's coming from a faggot. stop posting.

>>11749838
>cutting it's brain in half doesn't kill it
>1 second kill before boiling is risky

sounds like you're full of shit

>>11749861
>The lobster brain is primarily just a collection of ganglia, or nerve endings. It's evident from the lobster brain's lack of complexity that a lobster does not do much deep thinking, adding support to lobstermen's claims that lobsters probably do not feel pain, certainly not in the way humans do.
Also you’re anthropomorphizing a fucking lobster if you think cutting its “brain” in half is supposed to kill it quickly.

>>11746476
i haven't had a back and forth like this on here in over 5 years, and the last time i had anything like this was a mild debate over whether you should salt and pepper your steak before or after applying it to heat. you guys mind if i join in?
somebody mind smack talking me?

>>11746344
Its brain is in the sink by the time you eat it.

>>11749861
>cutting it's brain in half doesn't kill it
I know that was intended as ghoulish sarcasm, but this is actually true. There was a man whose brain was completely severed and he lived for like 40 years.

>>11749838
>Literally every animal that eats fish eats them alive
Okay
>so you’re full of shit
No, I'm afraid I don't see that.

>>11746279
that was absolutely the most badass thing i've seen all day

>>11749690
Fish don't fucking think, fucktard.

>>11746267
if it can feel pain, has a will to live, and we do not need to eat if in order to survive then it is morally and ethically wrong

>>11751338
t. Chink
Go and do something horrible off in the corner

>>11746279
i had no idea the flying fish actually got any air at all
i thought they just leapt out of the water and had long fins giving them the name

>>11746267
http://www.columbia.edu/~col8/lobsterarticle.pdf

issue settled

I view not having to eat things alive as a privilege of being a civilized human and don't find anything attractive in doing the opposite.

>>11751348
We need to eat to survive, so veganism is now over.

Cannibalism used to be popular in china

>>11746267
Overrated.

But still good.

>>11749838
You are off the charts stupid. It 100% kills it instantly. The line about bacteria is so insanely stupid. You think from the time you kill it to put it in the pot the bacteria multiplies to a point of danger? You think that what bacteria on it isn't killed to safe levels after cooking in BOILING water? Do you know how long we've been doing this? What is wrong with you? Why even post? You should have to take an IQ test to post on the internet.

>>11751348
>morally and ethically wrong
The fuck do 'morals and ethics' have to do with eating? You either eat something because you like it, or you don't eat it because you don't like it...not a whiff of morals nor ethics involved necessary...

>>11751364
this is an op ed

>>11752502
I wish it was this easy to make croissants, I'd be incubating grubs in my basement for weekly batches

>>11750394
>I know that was intended as ghoulish sarcasm, but this is actually true. There was a man whose brain was completely severed and he lived for like 40 years.

Was the base of his spinal cord severed, his brain cut in half and his skull split down the middle as well?

>>11746267
the only people crying over this are soyboys

>>11751348
>morally and ethically
this literally means nothing because morals and ethics are subjective and differ from person to person and culture to culture

piss off

>>11746279
damned if you do, damned if you dont

>>11746267
neutral. live seafood would have no problems eating me if given the opportunity.

>>11753927
Total severance of the corpus callosum, performed surgically. The brain stem and spinal cord were presumably left intact, since the surgery was an attempt to cure his epilepsy.

>>11751338
thank you boomer

>>11746507
fuck off eh

>>11748272
how much of a faggot can someone be? caring for a crab...

>>11751348
you know there is /lgbt/ for faggots right?

>>11746476
But who will win ths epic internet battle?

>>11746267
Yin and Yang fish, Uma Delicia

>>11748085
I mean, it's a fish so it will die of oxygen deprivation. So it's not like it will just sit and slowly die through being digested. Still a terrifying way to go though, though I doubt a fish could even comprehend what's happening.

>>11746930
that's probably why they didn't say dehumanize you tard. Can you really not understand what they meant by "de-live", or are you just being purposely obtuse.

>>11751355
>wahhhh muh fishies!!! Muh animul """rights"""!
This is why you're getting replaced in your own country whiteboi

>>11748085
this

It's disrespectful for the food