/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11744861
two sleeves of store-brand ritz crackers and room-temperature diet pepsi

>>11744922
That's depressing

>>11744861

a baguette, half a pound of cream cheese, honey, and half a gallon of milk

Your crust looks weak

>>11744861
Did you eat the whole thing OP?

>>11744928
I dont have to take that from someone using windows 10, dickbreath

It's Friday night you autists, why aren't you drinking booze?

>>11744956
American crusts suck, why would I want so much dough? Disgusting

>>11744953
What the fuck

>>11744957
Yeah, I'm 64kg

>>11744964
Thanks for reminding me bud.

>>11744959
Faggot, I bet you are a phone poster

>>11744861
You know nothing about za. You are disgusting, your za belongs in the trash, your knowledge of za lore is abysmal at best, non-existent at worst. Leave my board and do not return until you learn how to not only eat a za correctly, but learn to not be a stupid fucking nigger (yes, I said it).

>>11744861
What an actual loser, loser OP, loser pizza!

>>11744995
DOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER GET OUT OF MY THREAD FOR FUCKS SAKE DOOP GET OUT

i am eating a gross, undercooked pizza
oh wait

>>11744999
GO AWAY KAYUNI GO AWAY STUPID NIGGERS GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY YOU DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ZA

>>11745006
keep yelling incel. yell while i fuck the za queen

>>11744861
Hello, OP,
Never post this disgusting excuse for a 'za on this board again. Thank you for understanding, have a nice day.

>>11744968
>Thinks there is only 1 way Americans make pizza

Eurocuck detected

>>11744861
your pizza looks like a muslim threw acid on it

>>11744995
>>11745013
These niggers know about za, yet post on this board. Pathetic.

>>11745009
You don't know shit about za, you'll never know the fundamentals, the taste, the value, the flavor, your presence in the 'za dimension is limited to trips to your local italian restaurant, my 'za chi trascends any form of restriction and frees me into creating and sharing my own za. You'll never know what that feels like, you'll never know what it tastes like, because you are an absolute, monkey, nigger. You'll never get to eat 'za whenever you want, when the world goes to shit, when society ceases to exist, and you find yourself relying on external sources just to taste that wet dough with sauce you'll remember my post, you'll remember everything you did wrong, and you'll regret doing wrong to me. Za is everything to me so please, think twice before attacking everything a love because there's nothing more dangeoruse than a man with nothing to lose, nothing.

>>11745019
Knowing nothing, excuse me

>>11745019
Thank you brother, you know what 'za is good, your mastery clearly shows.

>>11745024
to think i made this for you... whatever...

>>11744861
reheated microwaveable burrito

>>11745027
I bet you came on it you thirsty disgusting pig, I'm not even gonna accept it, infact, I'd accept it just to feed it to my dying dog. I hope you slip on that wet tile and smash your head against the za, fuck you, fuck your za, stupid little bitch

I made steak sauce and am eating it poured over a hot bowl of dick

Just finished an imitation MOS burger. Only I know their sauce makes a fucking mess so with the cloned sauce I cooked it down way fucking further and mixed it with the mayo and put it on the top and bottom. Goddamn delicious.

Also being 'Murrican I used fresh ground sirloin and 8 oz of it in a lovely puck.

>>11745026
Don't ever reply to my post, you disgusting nigger. Once you have completed at the minimum, seven years of deep za lore immersion, then,I might consider your replies.

>>11745035
Mmmm Doop would like that, wouldn't you Doop? You absolute nigger monkey yfuck you sbuhuman as>>11744995

>>11745036
Please remove that tomato from there immediately, thank you.

>>11744861
nothing because i’m fasting :)

>>11745049
what are you, gay?

>>11745048
A class MOS burger includes a very thickly cut tomato. I happened to have a ripe one. It goes very well with the sauce, which is pretty much American "marinara" on steroids.

It's fucking delicious and the tomato is an important part.

>>11744861
THIS SHITTY THREAD IS NOW A /deenz/ THREAD

>>11745088
Doop you absolute nigger go away

>>11744861
this is no place of degenerates, fuck off