/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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You'll need genetic modification. Fat will always be distributed through your body the same way no matter what you do.

There's also cosmetic surgery, but I would personally advise against it. Learn to be happy with yourself. The grass is always greener. Other platitudes.

>>11741548
are you retarded? genuinely curious

>>11741548
I'm the opposite of you. I'm skinny with a fat face that makes me look overweight if my clothes are baggy. I wish I had Arianna Grandes face

gaunt girls are sexy

>>11741668
OP here. That is very closely literally me.

>>11741704
haha post pics no just kidding but really if you want to that would be interesting

>>11741704
Not literally.

Are you a "fairly recently starting to date dudes" school teacher?

>>11741735
...What? What does that question mean?

Post feet

>>11741548
Sounds like more of a /fit/ question, all we do here is talk about fast food, alcoholism, and overzealous jannies.

>>11742582
And hot steamy boys

>>11742584
Do we? Must have missed that particular memo

>>11742589
You're missing out

>>11742591
Must have been too busy ogling the expired contents of fellow cu/ck/s fridges to notice.

>>11742599
No time like the present. What're your thoughts on supple boyflesh?

botatos make your face fatter

>>11742604
It's not my thing, personally. Now if we're talking recipes on how to prepare said boyflesh, then I would be interested.

>>11742614
It's all in the prep work. They need to be fed beer and massaged daily

>>11742624
I figured that much, but would it be treated like pork after the butchering? I understand certain Pacific Islanders call it "long pig" for a reason.

>>11742638
My guess is that it's gamier than pork. Marinade in brogurt to take the edge off

>>11742645
That's a lot of semen my good anon. But let me guess, you have collection and storage figured out.

>>11741548
>I'm a girl btw.
Just because you tell yourself that over and over again every morning dosen't make it so

My face gets fat but only as the rest of me also gets fat.
Hope you like your arms flapping around as you move

UGLY ass BITCH

your face would fatten up with my cock in your mouth hahaha

>btw im a gril xD
tits or gtfo

>>11741708
Fuck. Even if it's bait, it made me cringe a lot.

>>11741548
Bandage wrap your ENTIRE body up to the neck. Eat over your calorie needs. You will force the fat to deposit there.

>>11741548
get older and things will just start inflating.

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>>11741548
YOU ROASTIE WHOOOOOOOOOOOORREE

Please post feet yu sexy babe

>>11743209
Why are 90% of replies unhelpful

>>11741548
stop talking so much. u are exercizing your face

>>11745339
Welcome to /ck/. If you want people pretending to care, go to reddit.

>>11745369
And this is why you lurk before posting.

>>11741548
BEER
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>>11741668
Source on this babe?

>>11742689
Depends on who you ask

>>11745374
very helpful

>>11745378
It's grimes.