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What filters do you use on insta to make the food you're about to eat look more expensive?

>> No.11737712
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11737712

>>11737710
CRANK DAT SATURATION BOI

>> No.11737794

>>11737710
I use the one where I buy and enjoy expensive food. Works every time.

>> No.11737802

>>11737712
Why does mickydees always looks so disgusting?

>> No.11737804

>>11737710
i don't take pictures of my food to share on social media because i'm not an insufferable cunt.

>> No.11737831

>>11737802
>why does decaying organic matter always look so disgusting
hmm

>> No.11737930

>>11737831
But it doesn't decay. You can place their burger and fries on the counter and they will just slowly dry out - no mold, no rot, no decay. You could store a bunch in your bunker and literally have mcdicks when shtf.

>> No.11737966

>>11737804
this.
delete the faggot thread, op

>> No.11737970

>>11737710
I don't have an instagram account because I'm not a degenerate human being.

>> No.11739053

>>11737710
I avoid social media where possible.

>> No.11739062

>>11737710
I must be a brainlet because I can never understand these comics from The New Yorker magazine.

>> No.11739063

>>11737970
In stag ram? Sounds like a gay dating agency.

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>>11737710
>Taking pictures of your food
>Taking pictures of your food to show strangers on the internet
>Insta
The human race is doomed

>> No.11739244

I only take pictures of things I bake. Why take pictures of someone else's creation?

>> No.11739280

>>11739223
Did you forget which board you're on right now?

>> No.11739425

>>11739053
How do you even get a job these days without LinkedIn which is the social media-est of the social media?

>> No.11739614

>>11739223
Imagine if this was the other way around.

>> No.11739662

>>11739223
Me being slapped.

>> No.11739677

picture has to be taken in natural lighting or 90% of filters will look like shit

>> No.11739704

>>11739614
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?! HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!
>I'LL KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.11739730

>>11739704
Lol he was the one based poo that realized the bob and vagene was a lie

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>>11739223
>Just realized humanity is doomed
Hop on the train to hell and enjoy the ride i say