/ck/ - Food & Cooking

whoa slow down, lil frogey.

>>11736111
Stop.

>2 liters of coffee a day
>it doesn't have an effect on me anymore
>I only drink it to avoid getting withdrawal headaches

>almost 1am
>a cup of coffee sounds exquisite

>>11736170
fuck yeah, I had good sleep last night too, gimme dat joe

>>11736168
that's what you get for not being tactical with your caffeine intake, such a noob mistake.

>>11736197
I was going for a full reset, avoid coffee like black women with AIDS and I was almost there, but then my wagecuck job demanded me to come to the early shift at 6 am and I had no choice but to jack myself up on 5 espressos once I got there. Kill me, Anon.

>>11736217
you've created your java hell, and now you must live with it. i will be over here enjoying my beverage responsibly.

>>11736229
>java hell

what

>>11736601
java. joe, son.

You are on the right path, padawan.

>just had my 3rd cup of hot chocolate today

>>11736111

My company's terrible coffe gives me cramps so now I switched to Rooibos tea. Shit's pretty nice but I miss the caffeine

>>11736111
2 cups before I go to work
8-10 cups during work
2 after work

On avarage I also drink 0,5 liter cola light a day.

Don't be me

>wasting money on coffee when you can buy 100 200mg caffeine pills for $10
fucking idiots

>>11737278
>he doesn't know the power of the cup

>day 63 of quitting caffeine cold turkey
Reminder that caffeine is a physically-addictive stimulant and mind-altering narcotic. Feels real fucking good not being a junkie retard enslaved to a drug that I have to take every single day just to be able to get out of bed in the morning and "fix" the problems caused by the drug dependency in the first place.

>>11736111
one time i chugged a six pack of 5 hour energy. it felt good for about an hour then it was eight hours of misery.

>>11737572
>getting addicted to anything
Imagine being this weak LOL

>>11737588
>what is physical dependence
Imagine being this fucking stupid.

>>11736111
>There people who actually drink more than 2 cups of coffee out there in the world.
Jesus Christ. I drink one cup of coffee for each day of the week. Taking breaks in between because I was thinking I might get addicted like crazy. Turns out I'm doing fine compare to others Lol.

>>11737593
>how to use substance in moderation??

>drinks a liter of coffee at 4pm
>wtf why cant I sleep

>uses substances at all

>>11737624
>i have a weak, addictive personality
At least admit it, anon.

I'm finnish, the king nationality of coffee drinking. Ask me anything.

wa la

>>11737716
Thoughs on not cleaning your designated mug?

>>11737716
nigger have you ever had peak hawaiian coffee
damn i never want to drink any other

>>11736111
STOP!!

>>11736168
>Have to add a cup everyday just to get the needed kick
I'm at 2,5 liters now.

>>11737883
>>11737886

>>11737904
This is like my greeks dialogues oratory.

>>11736601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8eVEgMrxq4
Start at 0:22 to avoid cringe kino

>>11737278
Can you SSSSIIIIIPPPP pills?

>>11736111
Used only drink about a cup a day until I bought a moka pot. It made such good coffee that I just kept drinking more and more, now I'm probably to about 8 or 9 cups a day. I'd like to stop but if I do I can't shit. It's quite the conundrum.

>just had my fourth gram of phenibut

just had my fourth line of meth

>just boofed 400mg caffeine pills

>>11738213
based

>just dabbed on my fourth janny

>>11737883
>>11737886
dumb frogposter

>>11738385
I don't get it. Doesn't boof mean fart?

>>11736217
>early shift at 6 am
Holy shit 6 (SIX) am!!! Wow how the fuck did you manage to get up so early.

>>11736111
>Addicted to something that doesn't buzz you.
GAY AS FUCK

>>11738676
it means inserting drugs to your boipussy

>>11737278
Consider the fact that people actual enjoy drinking coffee you autist.

>>11738711
But why would a supreme court justice have a history of shoving stuff in his ass as a teenager?

>>11738738
tbf if based Hilldawg won we probably would have a justice with a history of shoving stuff in his ass.

>>11736111
>8 cups
>a lot

I only drink it to ward of withdrawal symptoms.
last time I tried to quit I had insane migraines for 3 days, I had to cave in and guzzle a few cups just to end the agony.

>>11738689

Caffeine does give you a mild buzz, as long as you haven’t built up a resistance to it.

>>11737572
>caffeine is a physically-addictive stimulant and mind-altering narcotic
t. mormon

>>11736111
>>11736158
>>11737117
>>11737471
>>11737883
>>11737886
post more of these I need them for my collection.

>>11737640
If he did, he would be using substances.

>>11737055
This, at 100 cups you gain the ability to slow down time.

>>11736111
I drink sips, I just had a Rockstar Xdurance, 300 mg of caffiene. That's more than my usual but they were on sale. I can feel it working but I also slowly feel the resistance and addiction growing

>>11736168
Same here. Doesnt matter how much I drink it makes no difference, except for my gastritis...

>>11737716
No, that title belongs to us, Brazilians.

>>11737716
>>11741954
No, that's Japanese or Spanish, easily

>>11736111
Switch to yerba mate

>>11741962
>that's Japanese
Lol no, fuck off weeb

>>11736111
>Enjoy your ruined endocrine system and kidney stones.

Benzedrex is the thinking man's legal stimulant.

>>11742118
t. just read motorcycle diaries

fuck off with your grass clipping bullshit, that for some reason is more addicting than regular caffeine. its common in uruguay for people to drink 4 liters of that shit a day.

>>11742123
>Lol
not a fucking word, why the hell would you capitalize it like one?
>duhh maybe if i see da word 'japan' i can spout 'weeb' and win internet points
you stupid, stupid nigger. go the fuck back to facebook before i kick your ass is grass, kid

>>11737278
>Taking pills full of filler
>Not snorting pure anhydrous caffeine

Outta curiosity, what's the best preground coffee?
>Inb4 grind the beans yourself
No.

>>11736111
>tfw can't metabolise caffeine
Thanks, dad. You dick.

>>11739412
Shut the fuck up bitch.

>>11742882
Does that mean you can down a shit load of strong espresso, cum into somebody and they might get a buzz from all the caffeine you could't metabolize?

>>11738213

I used to take 8 grams a day, everyday, and did it for 12 years.

>Chock full o' nuts coffee at work
>Drink 2 full pots a day every day for $5 a month
I dont get withdrawals when I dont drink it, I just get sleepy and unfocused. What are caffeine withdrawals supposed to feel like?

I'm caffeine free and loving it.
If you're tired it may be your seat. Try putting a cushion behind your back to prevent your body from sitting deep in the chair.
I think a deep seating position restricts blood flow in the legs and causes fatigue.

>>11743053
Nausea, headaches, stomach aches, and some say muscular aches too, though coffee has many benefits to the health, so feeling withdrawal from coffee is like having withdrawals from water, non coffee drinkers are just below the standards so they don't know how it is to feel good.

>>11743082
>Nausea, headaches, stomach aches, and some say muscular aches too
None of these. I just get sleepy at noon

>>11742248

I remember you, you're the guy who eats them all up in Ohio. I'm the guy who eats all of the lavender flavored cotton in Maryland.

>>11743123
Nah, I'm in Alabama.

I don't like coffee desu

>>11743132

Well then, I see the gospel of eating inhalers has been spread to other areas. Enjoy your burps anon

>>11738649
based

>>11743082
>though coffee has many benefits to the health
it has none.

>>11743309
trust me your health will be much better off when I've had my coffee vs when I haven't