/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What’s the point of this thread if you’re not going to drink it

>>11734923
That's crazy I got my milk April 18 and left it in my fridge until August 2018, it swelled up and looked like it was going to burst. I DID NOT open that shit and threw it out as it was.

>>11735014
Would’ve been funny if it exploded one night in the fridge and you woke up to a rancid kitchen

I had a half full open carton of milk in my fridge for 3 years.
Depression sucks brahs

>>11734923
>>11735014
>>11735061

You're all disgusting. And you're not depressed, you're just lazy.

t. Depressed person who's not a gross heathen.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Do you live somewhere where gangs are extorting for trash pickup?

Not in my fridge but I have a box of nabob sungold, which I believe they stopped selling in the 1970's.

>>11734923
I'm sure it's fine anon, drink it. Basically yogurt/kefir, right?

Op here. Found some based turkey that expired in June. Anyone want a better look inside?

>>11735388
ok

>>11735388
no

>>11735415
>>11735409
Ohh baby that stinks

>>11735418
June of 2015 or something the fuck is that

>>11735418
Take a wee nibble

>>11735444
I can’t do that. Just the smell gave me a little headache.

>>11735468
microwave it

>>11735468
>being half-assed at being disgusting
For fuck's sake, be the best at something

>>11735265
How am I gross? I'm not even depressed either. Kill yourself.

>>11735418
Reported to the FBI for developing bioweapons.

>>11735468
>>11735418
M I C R O W A V E

>>11735492
>>11735472
I don’t have a microwave or I’d do that.

>>11735499
oven

>>11735500
k, I'm not sure it'll change that much, but let's find out.

>>11735500
>>11735444

Looks like you're taking a wee nibble of Baked Plaguemeat a la /ck/

Op here again. While the turkey is cooking I found some more milkies. Sell by date Dec 2015. Oldest thing posted so far. And a special shout out to my /sip/bros

>>11735528
Gang/sip/

>>11735528
>sell by Dec 15
That means the 15th of December, not December of 2015. Milk spoils fast enough that it's marked by days and not just month/year.

>>11735542
oh you're right :(

>>11735528
Turkey update pls

>>11735636
Cooked it at 400 for like 20 minutes but it didn’t change much. Just browned the mold some. I had to stop, the smell started making me feel nauseous. I had to open all the windows.

>>11735528
what the fuck do you mean you found it? show your fridge

>>11735545
Leave it in tbe fridge for 5 months and watch if explode

>>11735528
>While the turkey is cooking I found some more milkies.
How do things get lost in your fridge for so long?
>>11735648
Wa la!

>>11734923
Your rose's lime syrup should legit be okay tho.

How the fuck do you leave milk around for long? Milk gets used quick as hell in my house. Go thru 1-2 gallons a week easy.

>>11737490
>be person who doesn't drink milk often
>get a gallon for free
>run out of cereal but don't want more cereal
>no reason to drink milk

Milk is loaded with calories too

>>11737615
Just make white russians.

>>11735648
Add milk. Blend/mash. Pour back into bottle. Store for 6 months.

>>11737850
Add lime juice for flavor

>>11735418

eat it

>>11737850
this

>>11734923
OP post your fridge.

>>11735682
do this op

POST FRIDGE

Cleaned out my fridge a year ago and disposed of a bottle of toasted sesame oil that was 5 years out of date. Didn't occur to me at the time to snap a pic.

>>11735418
Just fucking throw it out, jesus fucking christ

>>11734923
Bump I wanna see OP eat turkey

>>11741295
I threw that shit out, putting it in the oven was a huge mistake, made my whole apartment smell absolutely disgusting. And for those asking for fridge pics, trust me it's not that interesting, plus I threw a bunch of old shit away yesterday.

>>11741309
don't be a faggot op you already showed us your milkies. show us your fridge

>>11741368
That orange and white package is a tofu stir fry thing that expired in 2015, I forgot to post that, I thought I threw it out but put it back in for some reason lol, two of those three milks are expired, didn't post them, and that melon has mold growing on it, should throw that out probably.

>>11741389
god imagine the smell

>>11741399
lol it doesn't smell, most of that shit is vegetables

>>11741401
nigga you nose blind. that place fucking stinks

>>11735528
>2015

>Letting stuff expire
Do [insert group] really do this?

>>11741389
>sriracha mayo
>la Croix
are you me?

>>11734923
Expiration dates were invented by jews to make us buy more. The milk is perfectly fine to drink.

I don't have a picture or anything because it happened a year ago, but since we're on the topic of spoiled food I wanna share.

There was a pot of leftover bami noodles on the stove that was covered by a clean pan, so my family and I all assumed the pot underneath was empty. About three weeks later, I needed to use that pan and lifted it up. The fucking smell lads. It was so indescribable. I didn't throw up, but I was mustering all of the strength on earth to not do so. It was like a fucking strong chemical smell, and the noodles in the pot had become a slightly chunky substance with the consistency of very watery mashed potato. I had to take it outside so I could wash it

>>11735053
Oh wow gross can you imagine the smell haha

our rice cooker. cleaned it up and still use it.

>>11734923
I don't have a picture but my mom never throws away medication
shes convinced theres a big conspiracy where medication lasts years after the expiration date
and a few weeks ago I went through her medicine cabinet and found airborne that expired in 2007

>>11744108
I’ve had similar experiences with other food. It’s really impossible to properly describe the smell

>>11735418
Eat it and post pics or you’re a pussy

>>11734923
I have at least one thing in my fridge from 2011 but I'm not going to bother finding it

Hey /ck/

I threw out a box of these today. They're from almost three years ago. I didn't think they could go bad, but here we are.

>>11734923
>>11735528
So why is your timestamp out of date? Are you using images saved from a thread you saw last year in an effort to reenact it?

>>11746122
lol op here, it's a new year, I was accidentally still writing 2018 and didn't realize it.

Does things outside of the fridge count?
I should have some spices (cloves, pepper etc) from the 90's.
I'm at work now, i can post them when i get home if you are intrested