/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11734288
Most women I know, especially my girlfriend, are terrible at cooking. I blame pinterest.
So yeah they like it when a man can cook.

>>11734288
>Also what can I replace lardon with to make healthier coq au vin?
ask again when yo make a new thread without a preamble of shitposts.

>>11734288
Go be an incel somewhere else

>>11734288
>>11734294
All women are inferior to us, white brothers. Join fellow brethren on /r9k/.
We will teach you redpill

>>11734328
But proficiency in cooking HAS dramatically decreased in the past 40 years for a large number of reasons.

>>11734328
Get fucked.

>>11734328
>Tfw chasing after a hapa right now
i'm so conflicted

I'm the cook in my household. My wife is a terrible cook. Shes English so I guess it makes sense. Plus I get to dictate the menu, which means I eat well.

>>11734288
My wife was a terrible cook from a family who considered dumping a box into a pot of boiling water a home cooked meal.
What I was able to do with some knives and pots and spices was enough to keep her around long enough to get acclimated to the quirky parts of my personality. For woman raised on rice-a-roni and pizza hut stuffed cornish Hens and chicken marsala paired with a half way decent wine is absolutely a turn on.

Woman like men who can take care of themselves. It tricks the woman into thinking you might continue to take care of yourself after you have the woman, rather than force the woman to be your new mommy.

>>11734288
Tell me how old you are and I will tell you what she meant by that.

>>11734288
Women love men that make them feel inferior by having fun.

>>11734478
I'm 18. And in also gay of that matters.

>>11734288
>Also what can I replace lardon with to make healthier coq au vin?
The lardons are for flavor you massive cuck

>>11734607
Eww

>>11734621
Yeah but they're too fatty. Trying to make the dish healthier.

>>11734661
Grab the leanest bacon you can find. If that's still not lean enough, get a ham bone or hock but realize that it'll change the flavor too.

>>11734337
I mean, look at him, you can tell him to all you want but it still ain't gonna happen.

>>11734478
23

>>11734336
80 now, boomer-fampai. Cooking never really recovered from the "you can have a flavorless canned/frozen ghost of what you want, right off the shelf at A&P" bit, nor from the stay-at-home person's job going from "make the place look as acceptable in candlelight as you can with a broom, and keep us from starving" to "it had better be gleaming under Edison bulbs, and I want my Vienna sausages and ketchup in December to taste like charcuterie and caprese in May".

>>11734661
THEY'RE FOR FLAVOR

>>11734679
I'm trying to avoid fatty cut of pork which is why no lardons

>>11734720
This. I don't want to get fat but want to cook tasty wine chicken stew. Bacon is bad

>>11734741
that's nice, but it's stew rather than thick soup in large part because it tastes like bacon (because it has bacon in it)

keep the lardons and sever smaller portions, or chisel away at the rest of the table like broth rather than rolls premeal, or vodka seltzers rather than wine, or meringues rather than creme brulee for dessert

>>11734288
>amazed that women find being able to leech off of your cooking, protection, AND money appealing
Get the fuck out of here, kid.

>>11734762
Yeah, no. No pork products.

>>11734661
Go watch that mincing bong's videos, The Galloping Gourmet. He cooked traditional dishes like coq au vin in a"healthier" manner while parading in tight fag pants and leisure suits, right up your alley, if you get my drift.

>>11734288
Well yeah. Everyone likes someone that can cook. Gender is completely irrelevant

>>11734328
Everyone, just laugh at this and ignore It.

>>11734834
It's funny because it shows that he hasn't spent any time around women(or men) his age.

>>11734847
but he's right tho.
almost all women don't have souls.

>>11734328
>redpill
>r9k
literally kill yourself NEET leach cunt

>>11734288
Women literally wet themselves over a man who can cook.
Especially Asians. They think that men are physically incapable of cooking. Cook a good meal for an Asian girl and she's yours.

>>11735597
Can confirm. Korean gf fucking loves that I cook so much. Making an impressive meal? Alpha as fuck

>>11735713
>tfw specd into the half-negriod class
>yellow fever like mad
>too black for asian girls
>too white for black chicks, 90% of which are gross anyway
>have to settle for white college girls who just want to sleep with a "black" guy for progressive points
Shit could be worse I guess.

>>11734288
If there's one thing that stinks about 4chan these days is this whiny obsessing over women, my fucking god..

>>11735732
youre just not jamarcus, i knew a handsome half nog who slayed. lol.

>>11735734
>these days
Faggot back in the day if you so much as hinted at the idea that you had a girlfriend you'd be met with a hoard of angry autists screeching about how you're a lying virgin. Don't pretend like it hasn't always been this way.

>>11735713
why her nipples almost under her boobs

>>11735748
Slayed Asians or just in general? I've had plenty of luck with white girls, but the Asian girls around here? No fucking way.

>>11735763
ah, my bad, my reading comp is shit, thank you assburgers. yes, he fucked white girls.

what state are you from pardner? i bet if you go to san francisco you could find a bad lil gook, haha.

>>11734288
Life skills are attractive. Cooking is a life skill. Do with this information what you wish.

>>11735778
Maryland but I spend most of my time in P.A these days. I've been all up and down the eastern seaboard. Hoping to visit the west coast soon and see what it's all about. Rt. 50 starts in Ocean City M.D and ends in Sacramento C.A. I've always wanted to drive the whole thing. So maybe I'll make it over there in the next year or two.

>>11735801
West coast isnt my cup of tea, but if racemixxing is your bag its where youre most likely to get lucky. i would personally like a black with whi pepo "features", many black girls look grotesque haha.

>>11735856
>i would personally like a black with whi pepo "features"
Damn shame they're few and far between.

>>11735882
do you like indian girls?

>>11735908
I liked one once. Was supposed to go to prom with her in high school but her dad wouldn't let her go with me. Now that I think of it she's the only one I've ever met. She was beautiful though.

>>11735936
Based father

>>11735943
I don't blame him honestly. I wouldn't want my daughter going out with a fucking degenerate like me. Plus, her not going with me lead to me meeting my first gf, so I guess it all worked out in the end.
He runs the liquor store in my hometown and I still go in from time to time. He's always very nice to me, so no hard feelings.

>>11735756
>t. started posting in 2011
buddy, back in 2004 no one had these hangups

>>11735936
11735943 (not me)

Yeah, that kind of shit sucks. do you meet most of your girls in school?

>>11735972
2004 4chan is what the kids today would call "reddit"

>>11735987
>do you meet most of your girls in school
When I was I high school I met most from other schools. Through Most of college I got with girls in my major. But for a little over a year now I've been with the same girl.

>>11735988
you're right, but that's immaterial

>>11736008
>but that's immaterial
fair enough

>>11734336
It’s actually increased, due to the increased availability of a variety of fresh ingredients, increased access to cooking instructional material, and a culture that’s turning its back on the canned food and gelatin dependencies of the Boomers. Nice meme, though.

>>11736135
Yes, that explains why the number of meals eaten at or from restaurants has skyrocketed. That also must be why time spent in the kitchen has declined so steeply.

>>11734288
the bar for having a skill is set pretty low these days, and having any skill makes you more attractive. I mean except the obvious things like quickly jerking off to hentai after you hear your mom pull into the garage

>>11734288
Don't take too much from it. It's just a standard platitude.

>>11736194
>tfw you heard the car door slam shut and close out browser sweating bullets
>turns out it was the neighbor
>turn back on porn
>two minutes later repeat

>>11734797
Don't talk shit about the Galloping Gourmet. Graham Kerr is a legend.

>>11734288
I don’t think it’s gonna be a panty dropper but if you’ve already got something going on with a girl it’ll definitely give you a boost. Just as you would appreciate a girl knowing what she’s doing in the kitchen, she would appreciate the same from you
t. someone who is proficient in the kitchen and is dating a girl who is also a proficient cook

>>11735788
Its really fun. I used to be scared of Cooking lmao what if I burn this, what if it tastes bad? Turns out with enough practice you can make just about anything. I started cooking because Im lifting and got tired of just eating broccoli and chicken.

>>11736228
internet porn hadn't really taken off yet when I was still living at home so i don't know that feel

>>11734661
Eat one spoonful less with each portion.

>>11734661
And?

>>11734342
If you are white or Asian then you are just course correcting. Enjoy.

>>11735734
No one is obsessing over you no matter how much you project. Disgusting behaviour.

>>11734288
I wouldn't know because until I met my current gf I couldnt cook for shit. Nobody in my family ever bothered and we just ate out or made sandwiches all the time. She comes from an old fashion southern family so cooking full meals and entertaining is something they do all the time. Her teaching me to cook has been one of the most enjoyable things I've ever done in a relationship.

>>11735988
Yes, moot was definitely reddit and 4chan quickly became too much for him. He never loved any of us.

>>11734288
Women find it attractive, but men marry women who are amazing cooks. Think about that

>>11734288
Baking aside, it's been my experience that most women are fucking horrible cooks.
Most guys just can't tell. They think they're getting something gourmet because it's not steak and chips.

>>11734328
Sure is easy getting (you)s ever since twatter spilled over here

I remember once having a gf over to cook her a steak. Fillet mignon wrapped in bacon with cheese garlic sauce.
She asked for fucking ketchup, I was disgusted. She was kinda trashy though.

>>11735762
Have you never seen boobs before?

>>11737191
Only 2D ones, why?

>>11736151
>the number of meals eaten at or from restaurants has skyrocketed
>but millennials are killing restaurants

noggin joggin etc.

>>11736228
>he didn't finish before they could make it from the car and to your room

Coward.

Way back in 1918, HL Mencken was saying women are shit at cooking, or at least American women.

>The American dinner-table, in truth, becomes a monument to the defective technic of the American housewife. The guest who respects his oesophagus, invited to feed upon its discordant and ill-prepared victuals, evades the experience as long and as often as he can, and resigns himself to it as he might resign himself to being shaved by a paralytic. Nowhere else in the world have women more leisure and freedom to improve their minds, and nowhere else do they show a higher level of intelligence, or take part more effectively in affairs of the first importance. But nowhere else is there worse cooking in the home, or a more inept handling of the whole domestic economy, or a larger dependence upon the aid of external substitutes, by men provided, for the skill that is wanting where it theoretically exists. It is surely no mere coincidence that the land of the emancipated and enthroned woman is also the land of canned soup, of canned pork and beans, of whole meals in cans, and of everything else ready-made.

>>11734834
Don't tell others what to do.

>>11734288
I'd find it attractive if someone knew how to do a basic skill of life. Cooking isn't that hard, it's throwing shit together with instructions, The only hard part of cooking is micromanagement and/or coming up with your own recipes.

>>11737603

a confirmed bachelor, Mencken went home to his Mother's cooking every night

>>11734446
>my wife was
what happened bro?

>>11739128
She just went missing one day. We were never able to find her. It was very sad.

>>11734768
t. mohammed

>>11734288
>she told me I was a catch for some lucky lady
she just wanted to establish that no funny business was going to happen because you cooked for her. she placed you firmly in the friendzone. she might have well said, "don't get any ideas."

pic unrelated

>>11739595
that picture is disgusting

>>11734288
GIVE
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>>11737603
>IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!