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11730298 No.11730298 [Reply] [Original]

>Welcome to the /ck/ diner, anon!
>What can we get for you tonight?

>> No.11730311

>>11730298
Fried titties

>> No.11730314

>>11730298
Pot Brownies

>> No.11730327

>>11730298
I'll have an I'll Kill You and an I Kill U Platter

>> No.11730332

>>11730298
Just fries and a coke.

>> No.11730342
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11730342

>>11730298
I'll take an I'll Kill You

>> No.11730370

>>11730298
can I get a clit sammich and you put some mixed fuck on that?

>> No.11730462

For me, it's the bees on wheat.

>> No.11730506

I'm feeling that Cheese Monster with a side of Mixed Fuck

>> No.11730534

>>11730298
I'll take helicoptor pie with a side of abortion waste

>> No.11730559

>>11730298
why did i actually kek at this picture

>> No.11730573

>>11730298
I consider myself an important guy who could go for important shit, but the realist in me tells me that the myth of bacon is the correct choice

>> No.11730734

>>11730298
Why is the I'll Kill U platter less than the I'll Kill You Hoagie? Are the Y and O premium?

>> No.11730822

Can someone spot me 5 cents for the suicide pill. I promise Ill pay you back.

>> No.11730840

>>11730298
for me it's fried titties and a fart storm. to drink I'll have heroin and water

>> No.11730846
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11730846

Double ass cake por favor

>> No.11731911

>>11730298
Homo fries. All of them

>> No.11731941

>>11730734
It's I KILL U. Lern 2 read

>> No.11732379

No WATER? Okay, fine, I'll settle for a boring old Water.
Wait, you guys don't even have that? Fine then, a Myth of Bacon for me. Go ahead and initiate me in your porcine mystery cult.

>> No.11732453
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11732453

>>11730298
Should I get the zoo burger or the rubber sub?

>> No.11732493

>>11730298
Yeah can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh

>> No.11732533

>>11732453
Ask your Facebook friends, froggo.

>> No.11733627

I unironicaly want a mixed fuck with a side of the myth of bacon.

>> No.11733657
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11733657

>>11730298
>fart storm

>> No.11733803

>>11730298
"Yeah, lemme get a I'll Kill You hoagie with a large order of homo fries and medium cherry pepsi pleasei"

>> No.11734571

>>11732493
Pee special it is.

>> No.11734608

>>11730298
One of each and 7 suicide pills.

>> No.11734614

>>11730298
Came for the pot brownies once. Came twice for the mixed fuck.

>> No.11734632

Crack burger and an order of fried titties please.

>> No.11736323

bump

>> No.11736428

>>11733657
very pungent indeed

>> No.11736505

peep show thanks

>> No.11736522

>>11730298
Could I get a big salad?

>> No.11736548

>>11730559
it's actually kind of genius

>> No.11736551

I feel vaguely uncomfortable after reading that whole thing

>> No.11736662

>>11730846
>shadman

>> No.11736744
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11736744

>>11736662
At least do it right.

>> No.11736801

>>11730462
>For me, it’s the bees on wheat.
top tier patrician taste saluted

>> No.11736816

When did y’all take off Big Bucket Of Cum off the menu?

>> No.11736849

>>11730298
baked undergarments

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>>11730846

>> No.11736870
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>>11736863

>> No.11737066

Apeburger my man

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>> No.11739878

>>11730298
Let me get uhh,
Balls on toast an I’ll kill you and a side of homo fries

>> No.11739940

How much for a peep show with the pee special?