/ck/ - Food & Cooking

holy shit what a ripoff. fucking flyovers lmao.

>>11729801
As a defender of mother Evropa I’ve claimed all white lands as my region. I quite enjoy the clean water special that no one else has

>>11729805
Planes fly over EVERYWHERE bud. You’re flyover too. Sorry :(

>>11729827
>this 8 year old tier cope
Wouldn't expect flyoverfags to actually have a mature mind anyway. I feel like the diet of canned casserole ingredients and fast food stunts their brain growth early in development.

>>11729840
All of America should be classed as flyover my dude

>>11729847
>believes "flyover" is a literal expression based on whether or not any planes ever fly over a given region
Really, are you 8?

>>11729855
>diet of canned casserole ingredients and fast food stunts their brain growth early in development.

>>11729861
Fair enough

>>11729840
I can't imagine having a life empty enough to justify spending time bitching at others about where they live on a Taiwanese cat wrestling forum.

>>11729855
All of America is trashy, filled with a wide variety of hicks, and people eat garbage, plus none of it is worth visiting it's one big flyover my dude.

>>11729801
>flyovers actually think 30 bucks for a crate of water and enough sliders for 2 or 3 people is a good deal
holy shit lmao

>>11729875
As opposed to a draft Double IPA and an artisan avocado free range burger for the same price?

>>11729875
>>11729884
Have you guys ever actually met a real person or is your entire worldview based on hyperbolic stereotypes you read on the internet?

>>11729884
Eww, do flyovers really eat this shit?

>>11729892
SEETHING trailer trash

>>11729884
This. Fuck coasties.

>>11729892
It's called shitposting. Acclimate yourself.
>>11729894
Tell me, oh wise and worldly coastie, what the people in the heart of Civilization eat?

>>11729901
For me it's the humble 2 King Cobras and a pepperoni pizza for 10 bucks.

>>11729901
>It's called shitposting.
No that's not it. Shitposting on /ck/ is nonsense to far (you)s. Anons arguing about flyovers and coasties is genuine ass pain from both sides for no apparent reason other that "thats just how it is."

>>11729916
It's a deliberate exaggeration of rather mild differences in real life. If someone from Kansas and someone from California met, they'd, at most, poke fun at one another over various things, supposing politics weren't invoked.

>>11729897
Are you retarded? You're replying
to the faggot costie
>>11729901
You know what they eat...they spend 15 dollars to have some hipster smear avocado on a piece of toast

>>11729944
are you? because i literally am the coastie.

in boston coffee is free the monday morning after the pats win

>>11729951
No you're not faggot, I'm >>11729892
Also I gave not indication of where I'm from.

>>11729963
what the fuck are you in about?
>>11729894
>>11729875
>>11729897
these are all me

>>11729965 are a dumb loser
see
>>11729972

>>11729976
No u
See
>>>/thesenuts/

>>11729972
We see right through you, you flyover fuck

>>11730044
why don't you fly on over to the west coast so's i can give you a knuckle sandwich bub

>>11729884
See, this is why you flyovers will never win a single argument on /ck/. Everything you post in regards to coasties is based on memes. They are generalizations that have very little footing in truth, and are more-so images that have been painted to you by boards like /pol/ or /fit/ in order to maintain a certain narrative about "people we don't like". While coastie arguments against flyovers are stereotypical, they are actually true and can be backed by logic and statistics.

Please try not to stay mad, flyovers. Go reheat some casserole from last nights dinner and try to relax.

>>11730072
Why don't you suck these nuts westly snipes?

>>11730082
>>all those photos of hipster lattes and the like are photoshopped fakes! they're not real I swear! that trendy instagram food is all 'shopped too!

>>11730113
Wow, who knew that people who try to be trendy post more on social media than others... Also didnt realize that all hipsters are coasties and vice versa.

You're really reaching here, anon. Try making an argument that doesnt require building non-existant bridges in order to work.

>>11730109
lel

you aight flyboy

>>11730155
Ain't no flyboy but you aight too.
t. East coastie

>>11730218
What is this from? Ive seen it for years now and i still have no idea where its from.

Can I just add that if you're not American, you have a higher chance of being flyover than if you are?

>>11730283
Why is that a question? Are you not convinced of your own rehtoric?

>>11730304
worked

>>11729801
that natty probably only costs like $10 anyway

>>11730273
I'm pretty sure it's not from anything. Just an image someone made.

>>11730381
Damn was hoping for some sega saturn game i missed.

>>11730082
typical tranny coastie response. Leftover casserole tastes better then eating poo out of your boyfriends poopwomb.

>>11729963
Can confirm this is true, across like 90% of the places that sell coffee

>>11730400
>>11730381
>>11730273
It's from a mock dating sim game that gets posted to /f/ occasionally.

I grew up a coastie and I've been living as a flyover for a few years now and I can honestly say it's all just memes. For the most part all food is everywhere, the only exception being freshness and prices of certain items.

>>11732264
this
also there's tons of different races all over the country, even in the midwest
you'll always find restaurants serving different foods and most grocery stores will have the ingredients to make whatever you want
I have literally never gone anywhere, inside and outside the U.S. and legitimately thought "there's no good food here", aside from like African countries not near the coast

>>11732264
It sounds like you grew up in a suburb on the coast and then moved to Chicago and therefore think everything is the same everywhere.

>>11732401
>also there's tons of different races all over the country
It's not called the melting pot for nothing.

>>11732420
what country you from

>>11732401
>I have literally never [...] thought
Don't worry, it's a given, flyover.

>>11732435
I live in the bay area jackass

>>11732427
Monaco.

>>11732411
Various parts of California and Washington (rural/burbs/San Diego) to Indiana with family in Ohio and Minnesota that i regularly visit. Have driven 66 a dozen times and spent time in arizona/nm/texas. I also chefed for a bit in sanD.

Not the biggest resume, haven't explored the deep south or east coast yet. But I can't say I ever plan on visiting new York.

>>11732420
Memes aside this anon is correct.

>>11730082
No one cares about your homeless, aids ridden shithole.

>>11729840
cringe

>>11729870
sounds like every country in the world

>>11729801
Fleshlight full of macaroons.

>>11729840
I laughed

>>11729840
>fast food stunts their brain growth early in development
It's true, they don't have room in their brain for anything beyond xenophobia, sexism, homophobia, domestic abuse, NASCAR, poverty and bibe misquotes from their local pastor.

>>11734505
>bibe misquotes from their local pastor
Now you've gone too far, we was pretending to be xtians 'n shite

>>11734524
As if flyovers can tell the difference.

I just moved to an area with White Castle. Never had had it before in my life and was intrigued due to Harold and Kumar. How the fuck does anyone eat this? It was fucking disgusting.

>>11734551
forgot pic

>>11734551
>>11734557
It's an acquired taste. I personally love the particular flavor that the onions give it. I like it much more than anything from McDonald's for sure.

>>11734532
>Huh huh I said flyovers again huh huh even though I pay 4 times what they pay for a studio apartment and get paid the same wage I sure showed them.
I’m a plumber in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Became a journeyman and make 30 an hour. My 5 bed 3 bath house was 150k in the one of the nicest neighborhoods here. If you guys wanna brag about paying assloads for the same shit I get for HELLA cheap, have at it. Seriously life is so fucking easy here. Why would you even deal with coast shit?

>>11734551
go get blackout drunk first

>>11734640
>this level of cope
relax Cletus, no one is jealous of your mcmansion in the woods

>>11734640
Eh, Cletus, get over hyar and root around in my septic tank that went totally septic a week ago (you know the smell) for your daily ration of mcnuggets, lol!

What's the matter coasty? Haven't been mugged yet today and feeling self conscious?