/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11722401

Can I put 100 million down?

ITS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY
IT'S ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE

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Are there any good alternatives? My mom wants to go there and I told her it's going to come out to $20 for 2 burgers and a cup of fries but she's trying to guilt me by saying it's ok once in a while.

>>11722525
in n out
the habit
come to think of it california is the only state with decent burger places.

it was funnier when hiro did it

>>11722525
It is okay once in a while. She wouldn't like it as much as a $30 sit down booth with darker lighting and a server at some olive garden though.
I agree, they're very over priced, so get it alone. If you're dating your mom, take her to a place she'll automatically feel better because they have to be seated instead of ordering from a register.

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>>11722401
>300 million dollars
i see you're getting the little burger and small fries

>>11722544
link?

>>11722401
>haha sure, let me get my wallet from the car
*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

>>11722401
stop spending your allowance on food.
there's plenty of food at home anon

>>11724161
Thanks mom

>flyovers will never know this feel

Lmao imagine being so cheap that five guys is "300 mirrion dorra"

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>>11722401
Sure thing, let me just get my wallet *slowly reaches into my jacket pocket where I have a handgun*

why do the larger fry sizes exist when whatever the cup size they just dump the fucking bag full? I think of it as a stupid tax but am open to the fact I am missing something.

>>11722401
>single patty 6.49, "tiny" fry.....~1.something
>whopper/big mac/etc....~6something for sandwich and ~8.something for meal

maeks u think

>>11723956
there is none, he's lying for whatever reason

I can't . really. fathom

>Good fresh food costs more than shitty frozen food
What's the problem?

>>11724362
Fuck, that looks good.

>>11724267
imagine paying money to put dicks in your mouth

Here in ontario its $20 for a combo you guys got it good

>>11722525
It IS okay once in a while, autist.

Why is everyone on this board such a poorfag that they’re impressed when people can afford fast food?

>>11724362
that looks fucking delicious

>>11722407
How much?

>>11725146
>tfw haven't worshiped a meaty dick in months
>tfw unironically prepared to pay money to suck dick

>>11723966
If you turn 360 degrees, you'll start walking towards the

I can't afford to eat there but I heard it's good

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>>11725754
It's not even that expensive. Retards fail to realize a hamburger is a double patty, so they pay double the price and eat double the calories like pigs and complain to costs a lot while buying a large fry and large soda

>>11725839
>8 british pounds for a cheeseburger

for me its the double western bacon cheeseburgers, all it needs is to add some lettuce for more crunchy sensation

>>11725839
I think 4 pounds for a regular fries is a bit expensive

>>11725461
Y anim poster gay?

>>11725754
How much is E6.75 in real money?

>>11725857
"regular fries"

it's like a whole bag full

>>11725892
just assumed it would be like burger

>>11725888
$8.63

>>11725892
no a regular fries comes in a cup. You need to pay £5 for a bag (large)

>>11725857
Because they fill the cup then dump an extra scoop of fries in the bag. Anybody ordering anything other than a small for themselves alone is a fat pig.

>>11722401
What? That can't be right. I ordered a large drink, not a medium.

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"Ah shit!" *slaps company credit card on the counter*
"This burger better make me shit gold or somethin'!"

>>11725971
it does come in a cup, but they also just pour a fuckton more into the bag.
small fries is really enough for two people if you're eating one of those burgers - they're not huge, but they are larger than most fast food burgers
also, anyone who eats there and orders a large drink is an idiot. they provide free refills.
the shakes are pretty good too, but bacon wtf

>>11725748
Nice troll candlejack

5 guy so espensive!! i can hardly afford to eat there everyday :(

it not liek taco bell and mcdonald which are a whopping $2 dollars cheaper

>>11729011
you mean 1/3rd of the price for the same amount of food while 5 guys is barely better than mcdonalds

>>11729057
maybe if you're a coastie cockroach

53rd post.

>flyins will never know about the local burger place that's been here for 40 years and gets you the same for half the price and fries

>>11729011
I can get 20 nuggets at BK for two bucks with a burger that tastes the exact same as Five Gays

>>11722401
You forgot the tip

>>11722424
ALL THAT MATTERS IS SAYING THE N WORD

>>11722401
>implying fast food is ever anything besides a scam

>>11725461
>tfw unironically prepared to pay money to suck dick
That sounds really counterproductive to me. Just suck start sucking dick and I feel the majority of people would let you do it for free

>>11725880
Idk anon, I just want headpats and tasty ochinchin

>>11729571
Sucking dick responsibly is hard anon. I need to find a friend I can trust to be clean first before I suck him off. I can't risk catching syphilis again...

>>11729601
>Again

I hope this is one of those maymays

>>11729601
Fair enough. Just charge a base price with proof of cleanliness and you're good to suck

>>11729660
It's not a meme, it's a huge problem in my city and I caught it twice. What's worse is that the symptoms disappear before you even begin to suspect you have syphilis and there's no telling how many people I could have infected before I got treated

>>11729666
Okay anon, I'll do my best

I had the worst five guys in my life over the weekend, so bad I may never go back. I always order a cheeseburger with extra raw/grilled onions and extra mushrooms, with mayo. Those niggers dumped the whole bottle of mayo in my sandwich, I could only taste the mayo and the cheese, like a fatty bread mayo pudding. Zero hint of meat taste(the meat was small too) fuck five guys

>>11722401
I tried 5 guys for the first time last Sunday, a bacon double cheese burger, and it wasn't expensive really-couple bucks more than A&W, however it wasn't very good.
Imma stick to A&W Teen burgers thanks...

>>11729694
hahahahahahahahahahah filthy fucking faggots ahhhh hahahahahahahahahahah

>>11722401
*tips with a rip*
Brrrraaaaap

>>11722525
Check out local burger places in the area. Theres one in chicago called red hot ranch that shits on five guys and is cheaper.

>>11724275
>Buying something overpriced is ok when the standard price is cheap.

>>11725754
Are you unironically homeless? How is this unaffordable? Im not saying its fairly priced, but theres no way this is unaffordable.

>>11729987
2000 calories of food is about 16 dollars at five guys. it's fine, stop complaining about insignificant shit

>>11722401
>another fast food thread

The Five Guys near my house offers a low APR financing option for their burgers

>>11722525
your mom is right unless you are making poverty wages, $20 for 2 burgers and a cup of fries to feed Africa is a extremely fair price

>>11724161
>>11724255
>tfw also part of the /based mom who always got snacks/ club

Worth it
also five guys is on uber eats
its based

Five guys burgers are okay at best and their fries are terrible, change my mind.

>>11730782

you are incorrect

>>11722401
In and out is better but this is bretty gud. They give you a ton of fries. And they cook them in either peanut or sunflower oil which is better than soy or canola oil. Protip get the banana. Malt milkshake with half the amount of malt and banana extra thick. Thank me later. it's 14 bucks for a double cheese burger and a fry with no drink.

>>11722525
Culver's in the midwest. Also, >>11725278

>>11729694
which city are you from OP I'd like you succ :)

>>11730782
have to disagree with you there m9

>>11725888
>E
it's an L you fucking retard

>>11722525
Would probably be better if you gave us a rough idea where in 'merica you actually are

>>11731477
I'm in Texas, if you're in this state then drop your Kik or discord

>>11722540
>in n out
>decent
on par with mcdonalds at the maximum

>>11729308
Every shit poster in here nis is okay except for you

>>11722401
Damn didn't realize there were so many poorfags on here.

Have fun at IncelOut burger with their underseasoned pattys, air bread, and literally the worst fries of any chain.

>>11722424

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q3rqCDuaMc

>>11732818
>literally ok with throwing away his hard earned money
Lick your lips. Go on. Do you taste the cock, redolent on your mouth?
I know you do.

>>11732769
you don't know how wrong you are

>>11732914
>Not earning enough to enjoy life's luxuries.

Yikes. Enjoy being poor AND envious.

>redolent

Lol put away the thesaurus, anon.

>>11732975
>considers 5Guys a luxury
Yikes....

>intimidated by 5th grade vocab
Woah... gonna cringe there, chief

>>11722401
This meme exists because Five Guys is essentially paying a premium-burger price for McDonald's. You are paying for feeling like a hipster. That's it.

>>11732982

Luxurious enough that you're still complaining about the price tag.

>being this poor and using ellipsis like a Boomer

Bet mommy is proud of you.

>>11733037
>Luxurious enough
Ooof...

Yikes

>mommy issues
Gonna let you sort this one out yourself, champ

>>11733037
the price tag is the only thing that is 'luxurious' about it. i.e. it's just the illusion of luxury

>>11732953
I've been there before it's nothing special

>>11729723
Five guys:2
Your dumbass: 0

>>11733536
You can't honestly call it McDonalds tier though.

>>11733556
It's just marginally better. Big whoop. Who cares? The fact that they're bigger than anything at McDonald's doesn't count, and actually just creates the perception that it's a lot better when in fact it's only just a little bit better.

>>11722525
Bobbies is pretty good.

>>11733556
mcdonalds is pretty decent depending on the location, especially their quarter pounders

you guys are faggots Five Guys is fucking amazing by fast food standards
if you dont like it then just go to mcdonalds and get your fucking shitty microwaved mcchicken

>300 million replies
Do people really eat this crud? I can understand eating fast food that is cheap because it's cheap, but this?

>>11735031
>by fast food standards
It doesn't have fast food prices so this is completely irrelevant!

>>11735031
this

in Canada five guys is slightly more than mcfatfucks and 100x better. you're all hipster faggots. mcdonalds is shit and i wish i lived in the US where all the good food is. also drumpf is based and our prime minister is a literal feminist faggot.

>>11735051
I hope you realize many people who trash Five Guys are not advocating for eating at McDonald's but for eating an actually good burger that you can get for the same price as Five Guys.

>>11735056
Cool. There are still people claiming it's mcfatfucks tier or only slightly above. Also, actual restaurant burgers are much more expensive in fagnada (with only one patty), so five guys is still the best.

>>11722525
if you live on the east coast just go to shake shack

>>11735051
Good to see people understanding shit the way it is.

As much as I disagree with the Chinese government, even they agree that the American left is a fucking cancer at this point. Countries really should rally together against insanity. Like radical feminists, Islam, and cultural suicide.

>>11735056
>an actual good burger for the same price of Five Guys
sooo....a Five Guys burger? theyre unironically better than most burgers served at actual restaurants.

>>11735153
Not really. Most of the time Five Guys burgers are far too dry compared to sit down restaurant-quality burgers. Even fucking Cheesecake Factory makes juicy af burgers.

>>11735050
it does in canada

>>11735114
It's not just the american left. The modern left has been subverted by Marxism.
>we want more minorities/women/''oppressed'' group member in positions of power
Artificially redistributing power is exactly what Marxists do. This diversity shit is just rebranded Marxism. So now the ''working/oppressed'' class are ''minorities'', and the evil inherently oppressive upper class are straight, white men/people.

It's fucking cancerous. Logic does not relevant to these people, as their entire ideology is founded on the basis of there being no objective truth. They depend on sly manipulation of language. It's how you end up getting pants-on-head retarded statements like ''Feminism just means equality'' or ''Racism is actually power plus privilege''.

China probably doesn't like it because of how degenerate and infantilizing it is though. People around the world are waking up to it. Can't believe we have to go through all this shit again after the 20th century.

>>11735172
Probably depends on the location. Every time I've had one they are fucking great. Also their toppings are free. Restaurants will charge you extra.

>>11735172
>Five Guys
>dry
t. has never eaten at Five Guys

>>11735188
>The modern left has been subverted by Marxism.
>>we want more minorities/women/''oppressed'' group member in positions of power
>Artificially redistributing power is exactly what Marxists do. This diversity shit is just rebranded Marxism. So now the ''working/oppressed'' class are ''minorities'', and the evil inherently oppressive upper class are straight, white men/people.
Unironically based and redpilled

>>11735194
>>11735198
I've been to several different locations in my (very large) city and they were always dry. Finally I gave up.

>>11735203
That sucks. Never been dry for me. Super juicy. Delicious.

>>11735188
>objective truth
Never trust anyone who claims they have a handle on 'objective truth'

>>11733610
The burger palace? I wasn't impressed desu and it's about the same price

>>11722401
Can I get a Double Bacon Cheeseburger, all the way and add jalapeno and bbq sauce, and a coke.

That will be $8.50 Canadian.

>>11722540
neither of those are very good, just cheap

>>11735954
look at those dryass patties
why are people saying they are juicy?
maybe they've never had a properly juicy burger in their lives

>>11725754
>add bacon to any shake

why

>>11735188
>>11735114
>reducing artificial barriers in the labor market = gommunism

>>11722401
Five guys is trash. Everything about it sucks. You'd think the unlimited topping options would be a positive, but it just doesn't even matter.

>>11735976
shit taste contrarian

>>11722540
>not texas
>not Whataburger

>>11736068
It's unironically contrarian to say in-n-out isn't overrated nowadays

>>11729316
based, best burger places are owned my moms and pops for 3 generations

>>11736108
In n out is actually good but their fries are the worst I've ever had anywhere.

>>11736108
yeah that's why the the lobby is always packed and the drive thru line reaches out to the street saturday nights. kill yourself retard.

>>11736117
do you get this butt blasted everytime someone shits on in-n-out? anons have been shitting on it here for years

>>11735051
shut your fucking mouth about based hairdo

>>11736124
anons have poor taste and will shit on anything popular to stroke their e-peen.

>>11736117
it's cheap and simple food, not that great. people line up for anything cheap and greasy on a saturday, especially your mother. would rather pay twice as much at shake shack honestly

>>11736130
yeah sure pal, they're just saying it's overrated, which it is.

>>11736139
>the burger has to leap off the tray and suck my dick for me to rate it higher than average

>>11736149
If wendy's is considered average than I'll rate in-n-out slightly better than average, that's it

>>11736161
wendy's is shit

>he posted it again
Well I know where I'll be goin to lunch tomorrow

>>11736162
compared to all burgers yes, compared to chain drive thru places, it is average on a good day

>>11735889
It's about the same, and less greasy.

Ate a double bacon cheeseburger with grilled onions, jalapenos, and bbq sauce for lunch today. it was really good. thank:)

>>11736281
post hand

>>11736306
im actually pretty skelly. also ate the entire cup of cajun fries dipped in ranch

>>11736350
absolute mad lad

>>11722540
Portillos here in Illinois has some rockin burgers for the price

>>11724161
>>11724255
>>11730382
>mom was an alcoholic who only went to the store for more booze and never cooked

>>11722401
you can keep the rest