/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11728610
Too haram, huh? :)

>>11728610
>>Mike and Stephane, 42-year-old twins, decided to open a nude restaurant despite not being nudists themselves.
I hate that my brain instantly concocted some backstory for them that is a mixture of incest and voyeurism.

>>11728610
I'm getting so sick of this nanny state. What's wrong with eating together naked? It's totally consensual.

>>11728623
It closed because of a lack of customers. Learn to fucking read.

>>11728623
What?
>because it failed to attract enough customers.

>>11728623
they ran out of money due to poor sales, happens to most new restaurants. Plus all the extra expenses disinfecting the seats after every guest...

>>11728610
>though women were told they could leave their heels on if they wished.
NICE

>>11728635
>Plus all the extra expenses disinfecting the seats after every guest...
Yeah I was wondering about that too. I feel for the busboys who had to clean streaks off the seats.

>>11728619
it's probably accurate though.

>>11728635
>France
>Clean
Oh non non non non

imagine the shitstains on chairs

I feel like
>if you are uncomfortable getting completely nude, underwear is also acceptable
Would have helped them a lot.

>>11728681

I would be so paranoid about farting...

>>11728684
>Lean to the side nonchalantly
>pfft
>"ahhhh"
>pluffffp!
>Spoik!
>gf looks over
>"Oh I didn't know desert was being served already, I love chocolate moouse!"
>"It even has nuts!"

Doesn't sound very appealing. Restaurants have mainly old people.

>>11728610
>women were told they could leave their heels on if they wished.
mmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh

>>11728735
Forgot the pic.

>>11728735
footfags btfo

>>11728610
>not nudists themselves
>two brothers undertook an entire enterprise just in the hopes they’d make money seeing free tits and ass

But how was the food?

>>11729030
Nobody cares as long as there are tits for free involved.

>>11728681
This is not america.

i'm upset it didn't shut down sooner

>>11728610

The average person looks like shit unclothed. Who on earth would find it enjoyable to eat in an environment surrounded naked normies. the idea that it'd be filled with supermodels or the like is absolutely naive. The majority of nudists are middle aged or older and it's one thing to be outdoors, quite another to be eating among strangers nude. It's hard to see what 'opportunity' was being targeted.

>>11728616

I suppose seeing all the wrinkly grandpas ballsacks at your local nudist beach is a wonderful sight for you.

>>11729030

Tastes like ass.

>>11728610
>Spill something hot

>>11728610
Imagine the smells
>While eating

>>11728659

>>11728704
Are you litterally 5 years old?

>>11728995
>tfw there are no Doujins for Chio

>>11728610
Haha wouldn't it be funny if they like kept the restaurant a bit on the colder side so all the women's nipples were hard haha?

>>11728610
>Diners left their clothes and phones in a cloakroom after arriving and were given a pair of slippers to wear into the dining room - though women were told they could leave their heels on if they wished.
no towels?

>>11728623
Are you that retarded or is this quality bait?

>>11728610
Food Porn

>>11728610
Doing it all wrong, should have supplemented their income by letting seat sniffers in afterwards

>>11728610
>Not opening up at a nudist resort.

I did eat at one in Virginia. Nice staff, one even got naked with us when her shift ended. It was great.

Decency prevails every one in a while.

>>11729567
>nudity is a satanist, commie socialist conspiracy eventhough that's how our theoretical "God" formed us
This is your mind on conservatism.

>>11729591
God gave use the ability to sin, but we make the choice not to.
>inb4 could God make a rock even he couldn't lift xD

>>11729591
>dude lmao having your dirty anus out around food is totally hip it's called progress queen yaaassss!!XDDDDD

My mom has been a nudist since before I was born so naturally she brought me up that way. We always stayed nude at home and joined other nudist families at their houses often. She believes that everything natural, whether it be nudity or sexuality can be expressed freely. Anytime I had an erection I could take care of it without having to go to my room. I’ve seen her make love many times and she would also masturbate openly. I always viewed sex and masturbation as something you do without shame or privacy. In the same way you brush your teeth at night, I could have an orgasm on a Saturday morning or something.

A lot of the time when I would masturbate while watching TV, she would do it too and we would just talk normally. Eventually we got to a point where we would sit side by side on the sofa and our bodies would touch slightly. For example, she would lay her head in my shoulder or I could put my arm around her and gently hug while we touched ourselves. I loved it. I heard stories from other families who did things like that and now I knew why. It’s such a close, intimate feeling sharing an orgasm with your family.

Most of the time I would just cum on my stomach and hand but one time when we were hugging, I was leaned at an angle in such a way that I came on her thighs. I said I was sorry but she just laughed. The thing is, she didn’t clean it off. In fact it seemed to speed up the process for her and she came shortly after. Then she walked into the kitchen and grabbed a paper towel to wipe it off.

I had seen men cum on her before so next time we masturbated together I asked if I could do it again and she said yes. I came on her thighs again. Many times I would cum on her thighs, her stomach and it even got her busy hand. Seeing my mom rubbing herself while her hand is covered in my cum is extremely exciting to witness.

At this point I gained enough confidence and asked her if I could cum on her breasts. She obliged and I got on my knees.

>>11729618
It's bullshit, but I believe it.

>>11729305
yeah, what's it to ya?

>eating sushi off a girl is acceptable but this isn’t

>>11729743
What if you were both nude?

>>11728704
Brap posting is still gold

>>11728682
>Go to nudist restaurant
>Not comfortable being nude
Hmmmmmmmm.....

>>11729241
People smell different naked?

>>11728610
>though women were told they could leave their heels on if they wished.
what is the point of women leaving their heels on? oh right to be sexually appealing. literally what nudists aren't trying to do.

>>11729451
COMPLETELY NAKED>>11729611

>>11729618
Based incest poster

>>11728610
>take wife to resteraunt
>waiter tells both of you to strip
>O-ok
>go sit at your table with your wife
>few people in resteraunt
>only awkward silence
>some people oggling your wife
>Waiter brings you menu
>Shitty food expensive food with small proportions
>Half of the menu is vegan shit
>sip on merlot with the wife while we order Braised chicken and some other scallop dish.

MFW awkward night and I didn't even get laid

>>11729618
>At this point I gained enough confidence and asked her if I could cum on her breasts. She obliged and I got on my knees.
swing low sweet chariot

>>11730079
Cumin to a take me home!

>>11728623
nude people are fucking ugly, it's not like the movies

imagine smelling your chair seat

what if you had to fart?
There's no filtration what so ever. No cloth to diffuse the shit particles

>>11730566
>Shit particles
Fuck off you pretend germaphobe. What about every other particle whenever you go outside? Or go anywhere ever.

>>11728610
You know what restaurant gimmick might actually succeed? One where you have to check your phone at the front desk.

>>11729618
If this has been posted anywhere else on the internet I wouldn’t believe but since we are on anonymous Egyptian farming forum I believe this shit.

>>11728610
I bet it was like every nudist beach, full of old and/or fat people.

>>11728610
Eating nude is no picknick

>>11729164
It already explained that France had a growing nudist population and they wanted to make a restaurant too

>>11729618
Shared
>>/b/789524943

I'm a practical nudist. Nudity's fine, but I have no compulsion to be around other people who are also naked. Like, what, what difference does it make to me if other people are naked? I don't need a group of others to validate the things I enjoy.

Same sort of thing goes for my religion, I don't need a church of other people to sit with one day a week. Those people have nothing to do with me or my religion, this whole people proximity requirement most people seem to have is just baffling to me.

>>11731577
>people proximity is just baffling to me
Based basement dweller

>>11731609
Look mister, I have a whole four bedroom residence to myself, and the only basement to speak of is the storm cellar with all my emergency supplies.

I had a fellow offer to pay five hundred dollars a month to rent one of my bedrooms. I literally have two empty bedrooms because I simply don't know what to do with them. Right now they are only working as a way to disguise the fact someone lives here. I purposefully left no drapes on those windows so anyone looking in would assume that there's no way this house is occupied.

But anyway, my entire monthly expenses are only like 700 bucks, renting out one of the rooms would basically mean I only have to work one day a week, but I still turned him down. I don't want people near me.

>>11728610
is that fish we're having for dinner oh no it's just my lady neighbour.

>>11731617
Autism at it's finest

>>11728635
>>11728659
Imagine if a women came in while on her period.

>>11731706
that's kinda hot

>tfw failed penis inspection and the maitre d wont let me order my tendies

>>11728610
So in OP's pic there's 2 fags and 2 hags. No one you would want to see naked would go to some place like this.

>>11731706
Good point. How does that even work at regular nudist camps?

I literally can't feel comfortable naked unless I'm drunk or just showering

>>11731617
Well, at least your finances are healthy

>>11731706
haha Imagine if a women came in while on her period. That'd be so weird haha

>>11732025
They use tampons or menstrual cups and hope they don't leak.

>>11731706
Imagine if that was the appetiser

Did they have heated seats? I stick to my leather sofa pretty bad because of swamp ass so itd be pretty uncomfortable to have upholstered seats

>>11729164
>>11728610
French look like gross shit anyway. Fuck those subhuman faggots

>>11729083
exactly, it's France, where people don't bathe
much worse

>>11733150
>Americans bathe regularly
Yeah, right.

>>11728610
>in a country which is one of the world's top nudist destinations.
IN THE FUCKING SOUTH IN FUCKING SUMMER YOU MONGOLOIDS SHITS

>shit crystals all over the chairs
oh no

>>11733160
we do because we can afford it
I know it's hard to understand the luxury of being able to take a shower whenever you want for somebody who can only afford to bathe three times a week

>>11733150
Everybody I know at least showers daily.

>>11728654
This. The owners are men of culture.

>>11730485
Your mother's ugly, that doesn't mean she should be banned.

people must be too scared to eat there a pack of muslims or niggers will rush in and rape
everyone

>>11733397
Thanks for the insight /pol/.

Only gay men like this idea

>>11733344
It wasn't banned you retard. It closed down because people freely decided not to go there once they saw only older people went there.

>>11733191
>americans bathe everyday
Then why do you still stink like sour milk, rancid butter and rotting meat?

>>11733637
In my experience traveling to europe, it’s the french that stink, without fail. Just about ruined every museum we found them in. Loud and annoying too, I thought it was my job to be loud as an american, but the french always won

>>11728610
The only people who attend nudist venues/beaches/whatever are the people you do not want to see naked

Seriously it's only old people and perverted old people

>>11729618
Pics of mommies thighs and tiddies?

>>11733723
it's still fun. Don't be a prude. Get nude!

>>11733420
you're welcome cu/ck/

Imagine being seated to a table after another guy's junk was smeared on the seat. Oh wait, that's /ck/'s daily life

They should make an underwear only restaurant for us guys who look like the statue of David flaccid

>>11733965
True. I went to a nudist camp once and most of the guys had 6"-8" flaccid schlongs. Kind of embarassing really, but no one made any disparaging remarks about my 3"er, pretty mellow environment really.

>>11734071
that's what its like. No hangups, everyone is cool and smokes the dude weed.

And no one brought up the two obvious fucking reasons why it failed
>foods as expensive as the ego of the owners
>yet tastes like their shit

>>11734295
reopen with better and cheaper food? Perhaps in a hotel where you have a private pool and hottub?

Haha imagine getting a boner while there lol

>>11734440
normies don't get boners

>>11734480
After being nude for a while, you only get an erection when someone slightly hints that there is potential swinging or voyeur sexual activity that you might be invited to.

Is it bad that I want to eat here?