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You’re marching through the Greek country side on a noble mission. A humble farmer stops you to give you a hunk of rosemary-flecked goat cheese, a small pile of cured meat, a handful of olives mixed with pepper salad and a wineskin all wrapped in fig leaves. What do you do?

>> No.11724188

Fuck him

>> No.11724211

Fuck him, and myself, with a rubber hose I got from a portal to 1955

>> No.11724212

>>11724185
I’d say “while you’re in hell, pick me up a mcchicken.” And then shoot him 36 times.

>> No.11724233

The girl in that painting is very attractive and I'd like to have sex with her if she'd let me

>> No.11724241
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>>11724233
she's not real anon, just a digital copy of a painting. You can't have sex with her.

>> No.11724250

>>11724185
Huh?

>> No.11724253

>>11724185
kill him and inform his owner of the attempted theft you diverted. ask for a boon in repayment.

>> No.11724268

B-but... MUH AD REVENUE

>> No.11724276

>>11724241
Wha...?

>> No.11724277
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>>11724185
Drink the wine and fuck his daughters while he watches

>> No.11724288

Kill him and plunder his lands for even more food and rape his daughters if any.

>> No.11724289

>>11724185
Take the wares, trade them for a cow. Get back in my time machine and put the cow on top of the High School I attended a decade ago and laugh as they get a crane to get it out.

>> No.11724298

>>11724253
You would actually take him back to his landlord to be punished. You wouldn't kill the landlord's property.

>> No.11724314

>>11724185
Embark on a quest to Mt. Olympus to kill Zeus for impregnating and abandoning my sister

>> No.11724328

>>11724314
Wow, pure resentment. Maybe Zeus knows best.

>> No.11724363

>>11724212
based and goldenarchespilled

>> No.11724373

>>11724185
whos this meaty sweetie?

>> No.11724383

>>11724373
eve

>> No.11724387
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>>11724233
>if she'd let me

>> No.11724393

>>11724277
which wrong turn movie is this

>> No.11724400

GO NORTH

>> No.11724404

lots of satyrs ITT

>> No.11724449

>>11724185
Thank you! Would you like to chat a while?

>> No.11724460

>>11724185
eat it, of course. What a stupid question. -7/10 'what do you do?' thread

>> No.11724466

>>11724277
well, gonna need the sauce on this

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>>11724185
>I shall not par take in your peasantry food, it compares not to that of true roman citizens, you are mere shit eaters, just as your own Egyptian underlings, no less filthy or of such failures less than them. You have partaken of their feces ridden dates and pigeons just as they do, and that has spread to your wine and capra. The sickness in them now takes root in your soil and animals.

>now cast away your foul meal before I collet upon you a tax for assault and attempted poisoning of a legionary

>> No.11724496

>>11724489
It’s the thought that counts, anon.

>> No.11724505

>>11724400
You are confronted by a centaur.

>> No.11724506

>>11724505
dubs get

>> No.11724523

>>11724506
Hmmm try again.

>> No.11724547

>>11724496
The inferior thoughts of a poor collapsed land of peasants means not to me, their wasted philosophy was once maybe an interesting concept but piss upon the wind compared to our great features of war, engineering and advancement of humanity both true roman and all our provinces, doomed by decadence, and fruitless bickering and pondering. The Greeks make an interesting Pastimes for patricians to study when bored.

>> No.11724560

>>11724505
GO NORTH

>> No.11724570

>>11724560
You are confonted by a centaur.

>> No.11724594

>>11724393
>>11724466
It's from a movie called Mexico Barbaro.

>> No.11724616

>>11724288
t. norseman

>> No.11724621

>>11724185
I wish I was more educated to understand why there is a snake in the pic, and why the mountains and lake in the background seem to be just a painting backdrop.

>> No.11724623

>>11724570
USE PILUM SPEAR

>> No.11724627

>>11724185
Chow down

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>>11724594
thank you, appreciate it

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Nice paintings. Unfortunately This dude draws alot of fatties