/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11722056
this was a serious cry for help, why am I such a loser, somebody gift me advice.

Psyllium husk powder
Can be found on its own and also in powdered nutrition boosts for shakes.
Makes me fart like a motherfucker tho.
Mix it into literally anything (it's a thickening agent) but would recommend baked goods or smoothies.

>>11722093
Ignorant

>>11722056
Go to a fucking doctor OP.

>>11722056
Why do you think the body naturally slouches the way it does in the first place? Just stop forcing an unnaturally upright posture and you'll go back to normal.

>>11722103
Go to a doctor to change his posture back to how it was before? Why would he need a doctor for that?

>>11722095
OP asked for super fiber supplement. He didn't ask for a nonlaxative. :)

>>11722114
>being dumb enough to think a posture correction will cause the squirts for several days
Yikes.

I very much doubt the diarrhea is related to the different posture ... maybe you changed your diet at the same time in order to live healthier or something.

>>11722114
No, go to a doctor so he can figure out WTF is wrong with you. It's clearly not normal to suddenly start shitting yourself just after changing your posture, so the idea is to figure out exactly what is broken inside.

>>11722093
I meant food. I don't want to buy powder. What has extreme fiber, like granola bars and shit.
>>11722114
exactly, this isn't really seriously life threatening, just horribly inconvenient in order to get rid of back pain
>>11722122
I don't know what to say, it really did...
>>11722128
I still eat/drink the same things almost daily, like before.
-10-12 IPA's depending on how I feel
-2 Fried eggs
-4 slices of bacon
-2 piece of sourdough bread, buttered
-if I'm hungry before I pass out, usually spaghetti with just some butter, parmasian cheese, and black pepper.
-usually sometime during the week a can of chili
>>11722129
I think its just because my muscles have atrophied from my posture and now I have to strengthen them again

>>11722120
Huh?

>>11722168
>10-12 IPAs
>no vegetables or fruit
bait or retard

>>11722188
there is plenty of citrus in my IPAs. This is not a joke. Going to post picture of my kitchen from a month ago now for proof. I had to recycle them for more beer money. The recycle people absolutely hate me.

>>11722168
Psyllium husk powder is food, retard.

>>11722114
Correlation isn't causation you dumb fuck. He could have something wrong with him that doesn't actually have anything to do with his posture change.

>>11722230
OP is a huge phony. Seen this shit posted T least 8 months ago.

>>11722230
>plenty of citrus
bait AND retard

>>11722240
Oh...
>>11722246
Sounds like a waste of time
>>11722248
Lmfao, okay, you caught me, it was from over a month ago, I've been through like 4 towers since.
>>11722271
Seriously not a bait. Possibly a retard though.

>>11722240
Found some tasty looking apple crackers with this shit in it. Gonna try it out.
https://www.amazon.com/Metamucil-Multi-grain-Fiber-Wafers-Apple/dp/B001GCTTK8

>>11722056
I had this problem as a massively depressed teenager. I would drink eight to twelve 16oz malt liquors in a day and eat only if I remembered to, which was almost never. I survived off of the sugar in the beer. I totally atrophied my intestines to a point where I couldn’t eat solid food at all. Get some Bulgarian yogurt from Whole Foods and fix your shit dude it’s gonna take a while

>>11722355
If you're not a bait all a doctor would do is dismiss you and tell you to stop drinking so much and to include literally any fiber in your diet
For real, your diet it garbage

>>11722355
taper the drinking, your body is telling you that you cannot have a straight back and be a alcoholic at the same time. Go back to your hunchback alck mode.

>>11722106
>Why do you think the body naturally slouches the way it does in the first place?
It doesn't. the only reason we develop what is considered poor posture is because we are conditioned to sitting for longer periods of time than what our primal ancestors were used to. They were used to having an upright posture as they were on their feet almost all the time

>>11722056
/ck/ has the weirdest problems. Find a doctor for Christ's sake.

>>11723477
Same thing happened to me a while back though. I realized I learned to slouch over a long period of time because it helps keep my intestines held off for when gas or diarrhea is threatening to push through. It's similar to how you sleep on your side with your body curled a bit so you don't have to get up to shit all the time when you're trying to sleep. You take that postural stuff for granted because it was built up over so much time and happened unconsciously, but it matters.

>>11723540
>you sleep on your side with your body curled a bit so you don't have to get up to shit all the time when you're trying to sleep

>>11723540

>>11722056
One word: prunes.
will set your intestines straight in no time, all naturel.

>>11723589
>>11724473
Are you just pretending to be retarded? You know that position you get into where you double over and clutch your abdomen because you feel like you're about to have awful diarrhea and/or a round of vomiting up everything that's bubbling up from your irritated guts? It's the same fucking concept, this isn't complicated. Your posture controls to some extent what will or won't pass through your intestines in the short term. And over time, if you tend to have more frequent bowel movements and are less like those freaks who only take a shit once daily or even once weekly, you'll probably unconsciously learn to slouch in a way that keeps your relatively more active bowels from making you crap your pants in public all the time. And if years later you try to force yourself into some extreme upright "good" posture then you'll be getting rid of that buffer your intestines had and might end up shitting yourself since there's now a straight shot right through your anus without the usual postural pressure holding things back.

>>11722168
Protein is a thing. ... 150 g/day.

bump from death

OP this isn't advice but i just wanted to say that this shit had my retarded ass laughing so fucking hard.

>>11724546
You may want to see a medical professional; this is not normal. Also, you may want to study up on how the lower digestive system actually works.

>>11722355
Damn, I thought I drank too much. Why are you doing that? I'd cut back, start with 6 to 8 drinks per day or something and replace the freed calories with another meal. If you slam them down on an empty stomach youll probably still get pretty drunk. Drinking too much gives me diarrhea, especially if I dont eat before bed. Maybe thats whats happening to you? You're definitely raping your poor organs. I'd also recommend a multivitamin and drinking shit tons of water, and like others have said, you could improve your diet.

Only January and we already have a very strong candidate for the most retarded thread of the year award

I'm a heavy drinker too and my advice is cut back on beer and if needed substitute with wine or liquor. Beer can cause diarrhea.

>>11722355
>that much disgusting hipster swill passing through your body every day
One thing is for sure, you smell like shit. Not just your breath, your whole body is giving off a gross beer smell. Absolutely disgusting my man, quit drinking or kys.

>>11726626
lmfao thanks
>>11728119
Why? I don't have an answer.... Because when I finish a beer, I want another? I do drink a lot of water when I wake up. 6-8 beers would only last me about half my day... also I don't think that would stop my anus from leaking.
>>11728590
im so humbled to be nominated
>>11728618
eh... wine is disgusting, and haven't found a liquor that is refreshing and enjoyable as beer. i didn't have to tighten my anus to keep it from leaking before with my bad posture...
>>11728710
eh... I doubt it, was just complimented on my nice smell (old spice) by the old checkout lady while getting my last case.