/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Soy

vegan

Cock and semen. I can help you out for now, but we can set up a subscription service.

>>11721679
smoothie of any variety

yoghurt

fruit salad

wine

>>11721679
>canonically
Wut?

>>11721679
Pint Ice cream out of the container.

>>11721679
Dry cereal for lunch
Cucumbers w/hummous
Pizza w/chicken toppings
Riesling
Bibimbap
Iced coffee
Salad w/avocados

>>11721679
Toast (anything jam or preserves goes on typically)
Aubergines if you're in asia (mostly a dead tradition at this point though)
Calpico

>>11721679
My dingaling

Flavored tea, especially mint (unflavored tea on the other hand is a boy's club)

pepperoni pizza and burgers

>>11721914
This you pretty much cant get women to drink real tea or coffee unless you bud a candybar or half your grandmas herb cabinet in it.

>>11721815
>bibimbap
why

>>11721686
The definition of Chad is one who saves the despairing.
Vegans are literally Chads. Just because they make YOU feel like a bitch, doesn't make them feminine. Bitch.

>foods
>feminine

Women who care about their looks regularly skip meals and starve themselves to be pretty, actually going without food is decidedly feminine.
But when they're not starving themselves, a 1000 calorie starbucks milkshake dessert "coffee" and a sandwich makes for a nice reprieve even though it ruins all their efforts

>>11721859
Your mother doesn't even touch your dingaling anymore, let alone any other woman.

>>11721757
>wine
>feminine

>>11722016
He meant bibimbrap.

>>11722026
Somebody hit a nerve.

>>11721679
Milk

>>11721684
>>11721686
>when testosterone is so low food choices are based on social pressure