/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11718186
So creepy

>>11718186

>>11718186
JUST FUCKING EAT IT ALREADY

>>11718186
What is the little cross thing she makes with her fingers at the end? I’m assuming it’s some anime thing Asian girls do but I have no idea

>>11718274
>>11718286
This food caused Brexit

>>11718737
Peak Brexit

>>11718346
why is this a webm, no motion is required for a fucking still shot

>>11718180
Is that a safety bread knife?

>>11718832
Fucked..Up.

>>11718266
It's supposed to be a heart

>>11718205

>>11718180
make stupid sandwich and sell it to stupid idiots. everytime i see shit like this it makes me wonder why i dont come up with some retarded shit for retards to buy. the general population are so dumb they will buy anything

>>11718250
guy on the right looks like an absolute faggot, but I'm somehow okay with it.

>>11719047
I’ll have you know the guy on the right is BASED.

>>11718266
heart, i think it is a korean thing

>>11719059
Who the fuck is this woman? She’s pranking right?

>>11718250
he knows he's a meme and is trying desperately to reclaim it, annoying

>>11718286
>putting a delicious raw oyster into that bullshit
fuck britian

>>11718292
too much cheese

>>11718204
Korean girls are robots. Insect robots.

>>11718180
ABSOLUTE UNIT

>>11718354
overcooked to shit a disgrace to eggs

>>11718180
Saltbae edition actually fuckfac

>>11719152
>>11719170
@.44

>>11718180
>Make retarded food
>Sell to retards at insane prices
>Retards post photos of meme food on their social media, "OMG this sandwich is insane!!!"
>Free advertising + profiting off of retards

>>11718317
>Scottish eggs

kek

>>11718218
All asians must die.

>>11719059
could eat. peas are underrated.

>>11718180
is this real? i made dumbass chip sandwich recipes like this in high school

>>11719187
>shrinking the video

>>11719258
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>>11718317
>runny yolk
How?

I JUST WANT TO EAT MY FUCKING FOOD, YOU INSTAGRAM-ASS MOTHER FUCKER

>>11719299

>>11719281

>>11719258
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>>11719281
How can one man be so based?

>>11719293
at least he's enjoying it

>>11719310
no style no 1 care

>>11719312
So are they...

>>11719319
St

>>11719311
i hate how fucking dramatic he is i want to uppercut his fucking smug jaw

>>11719330
it's called success n u clearly jealos

>>11719321
cringe

>>11719336

>>11719336
no. not really...its called being a smug asshole. that photo you posted only enforces my point further. cant even smile in a family photo what a pretentious piece of shit.

>>11719336
the virgin master meat memer
>>11719351
the chad egg man

>>11718737

Post some gifs too, these shitty webbums don’t work in safari

>>11718737
I feel like brits will eat literal garbage

>>11719436

>>11719121
This is the slav honey guy, right? What's his channel?

>>11718737
this nigga eatin beans

>>11719444
Nice get, but this is better, faggot.

Oblig...

>>11719450
i dunno dude

>>11718250

didn't even gold the bottom 0/10 would not eat

>>11719336

>>11719265
That lewd creampie at the end tho

>>11719172
anyone know what the deal is with the mustard on bread never seen that before

>>11718180
this place looks like hell

>>11718737
The sun never sets on the British Empire

>>11718250
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>>11719550

>mfw fuck this asshole faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XgWHGk6TYQ

>>11719577
fuck you fucking idiot go back to 4chan

>>11719443
>tfw no qt leek farmer gf

>>11718186
She Swallows...

>>11718737

A friend of mine loves baked beans. He eats them morning, noon and night. He always has at least 24 tins of beans in his house. He is a lovely guy, married etc, and him and his wife were due to have a girl - he wanted her to be called 'Bean', so as a way of stopping him, his wife agreed he could have the middle name - which was 'Beans'

>>11718306
fuck me that looks uniroically delicious

>>11719620

>>11718186
that's creepy af

>>11719265

>Put energy in cheese filling
>let it all fall out

So stupid, all his videos.

>>11719321


God damn it.

>>11719351
How does he get out?

>>11719821
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>>11719833
imagine the smell

>>11719321
This is pretty fucking retarded, ngl, no creativity on their part.

>>11719846
Poo

>>11719846
Like salty coins

>>11718384
bitch isn't even taking a bite

>>11719741
he makes you eat the eggs

what type of beer are you supposed to use for cooking anyways? Or does it not really matter

>>11718218
god damn subhuman insect "people"

>>11719294
Heat doesn't have that fast through the egg

>>11719950

>>11719950
>for optimal exfoliation, our young virgins apply blowtorch and hot water repeatedly in back alley
>skin guaranteed clear and smooth

>>11719970

>>11719944
>>11719940
Women can make money from anything

>>11719967
Took soon, man.

>>11719293
Okay this is satire. This is not real. I need somebody to tell me this isnt real.

>>11720002

>>11719192
>Sandwich.
>It's just a loaf of bread.
>People are literally paying for a loaf of bread with two scraps of salad in it.
>These are the same people who bitch at others for eating too many carbs.

>>11719192
Business goes bust just because gimmicks aren't a good foundation for a viable restaurant business.

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>>11718261
Idgaf what you plebs say, I wanna go to Goddards and try all of these. My baby tongue is long gone, I can handle salty fishy tastes.

>>11719351
Thank god I was getting worried.

.... How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>>11720032
Did you miss the fifty webms of the Turk who's a millionaire because of a gimmick?

>>11720153

>>11720207
Oh no what is it

>>11720230
a tasty rice meal

>>11719550
>new york food laws
cringe and bluepilled

>>11719351

Best filename

>>11720247
Mmm, rice sausages

>>11720230
chocolate log
"eating rice with candy downtown"

>>11719981
attractive or grotesque women. nobody watches average bitches

>>11719550
I hate that Turk, but fuck the bootlickers who think someone should be punished for touching food in a kitchen.
If your hygiene is good, bare hands is AT LEAST as clean as gloves. And since gloves tend to give people a false idea of cleanliness they sometimes actually lead to more cross-contamination.
Not surprising of course. This is the same place that banned trans fats, IIRC.

>>11719906
>contest
>literally no way of telling how much they're eating

>>11719950

Intro to the new Nine Inch Nails video

>>11719741
>implying he ever leaves

>>11719433
where'd you find this webm of me?

>>11719556
have you never seen whole grain mustard before?

>>11718205
those don't look completely bad, at least for her standards.
I've seen another video of her where she cooks steaks with the same method until they were completely dry leather soles

>>11718241
>>11718230
What dies haggis taste like, is it like scrapple?

>>11720362
did he get that at the hardware store?

>>11720480
Not him, but I'm thinking it's more about putting a slice of bread, or "sandwich" as the video calls it, in a stew. I've never seen that before either, but I might try it in the future. Guess it works as a thickener.

>>11720569
oh guess I miss understood, in that case yeah I think the bread acts as a thickener, though most stew recipies I know just have you coat the meat with flower before searing it and then stewing, or adding flour later on. I feel like giving it a try.

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>>11719624
cuz its Italian, and semms like a massive amount of food for about 10 bucks

>>11720636
the place is located in sicily, and the cost of living is lower there compared to the northern regions.

>>11719336
me on the top left

>>11719152
this whole adding salt is too annoying to watch

>>11719294
Try freezing a softboiled.

>>11718737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au3-hk-pXsM

>>11718250
is that franck ribery

>>11720559
Although I haven't tried scrapple myself, judging by the ingredients I can figure it's something close. All the haggis I've tried has been slightly greasy, a little mealy, but very pleasantly savoury in a clearly-bad-for-you kind of way. Best served with mixed veg, spuds and mustard.

>>11718250
Look how uneven those slices are, what a fucking hack....

>>11719349
>>11719330
t. secretly wants to be saltbae's salt bitch

>>11718225
He has fantastic recipes but I feel whiplash anytime I try to watch a youtube vid from him.

>>11718292
One of the few times one of these gifs has an actually edible burger amazing.

>>11721156
>edible
>made with two top buns
Maybe you'd feel more at home on Reddit

>>11719433
Not even holding it right up to the scanner, he's just shaking it

>>11718349

>no fadge
>no soda bread
>no pancake

>>11718317
>hey mom how do I make that one scottish dish from our homela-
>just fuck that shit up with meat and deep fry it

>>11720562
nah, he got it at the drive thru

>>11718225
that editing is going to give me a migraine

>>11718218

>>11719068
>Investing in Dubai
>Roach
>Famous because he is an excentric weirdo

yes so based amirite guis hehe

>>11719336
wow those children are ugly!
and is that his wife on the left ?
what a fucking minger!

>>11719351
>filename

good job anon

>>11719433
>too autistic to take things to the cashier
>too dumb to scan a barcode
Fucking zoomers

>>11719906
Imagine how much money you could make if you opened a stall selling pepto bismol nearby.

>>11718180
Bloody 'ell mate now that's a right and proper fook'n sandwich innit? These mad fuckers don't fuck around swear it on me mum.

>>11718349
>no Bailey's
>no whiskey
>no black eyes

>>11721424
maybe if i shake it faster it will scan!

>>11721461
Maybe if I floss with my 7up it will work!

>>11719443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yh9i0PAjck

>>11719310
>guys look at me wasting time using the wrong tool omg I'm such a pro

>>11719741
No, anon, you are the one who is trapped. He is blocking the eggsit.

>>11719470
So much is wrong with this stew

>>11721493
maybe he can only leave when you, the customer, have eaten all the eggs and he can safely escape

>>11719957
Looks cozy.

>>11718180
is this a fucking joke?

>>11719336
I could never be jealous of a turk.

>>11719321
salt loli is sexy

>>11718180
Why are british people such fucking babies?
How can a grown ass man admit to eating sandwiches from a shop that is based on the first food experiment of a 5 year old.

>>11721276
But anon, that's how you make scottish eggs. I'm genuinely confused at this comment

>>11719950
>it's eyelids close
sleep tight porker

>>11719281
gosh I wish he would split my legs open like that.

>>11721027
Sounds spot on. If you ever get the chance you should pick up some scrapple and sweet lebanon. I get them from the amish market near me.

>>11718292
That's a real nice looking double bacon cheeseburger.

>>11719281
Is a Turk cooking pork? What the fuck?

>>11719940
What the actual fuck. At 1:30 there is another cunt dressed as if shopping for groceries is working out, pulling her cart in the same autistic way.

Is this the new trend to make youtube money or some gay shit?

>>11719873
>chinks
>creativity

>>11719940
Tilapia sucks, but her loins, god delicious buttcheeks.

>>11719944
She's so ugly but her butt is so juicy.

>>11718306
Looks good but that's a lot of fucking cheese.

>>11719944
>frozen turkey burger patties

Okay, bitch.

>>11718261
Do you think he sticks his dick in the eel drawer?

>>11719170
>>11719152
what a clown

>>11720994
Yes, footballers love the 'bae

>>11722102
Maradona on hard drugs as usual lol

>>11719152
The hip thrusts add literally nothing to what he's doing. He most certainly is sexually aroused by the meat he cooks and fucks the steaks before he cooks them on a regular basis.

>>11718218
>Asians aren't subhum-

>>11722004
>She's so ugly
Wtf, are you into niggers or something

>>11721424
>presses touch screen harder to try and make it work
Looks like he's got some boomer tendencies though

>>11722102
what is wrong with that guy

>>11718346
how do they get the eggs like that? shape of the white and finish on the yolk?

>>11723200
Look at the little "crinkle" pattern around the bottom of the egg. Those were cooked in some kind of form, perhaps as simple as plastic wrap, in boiling water. In other words, they were poached, but not just by themselves, they were in some kind of cup or wrapper when they were poached.

>>11722639
Cocaine. Seriously.

>>11718919
looks to be a british poorfag based on the range of Asda, Mossions and Aldi products being exposed

>>11719121
it's abusive videos like this that turned me vegan

>>11719152
the demon children in the back are more unsettling

>>11719802
I think a part of all of us needs to show Willy

>>11719833
>we salmonella now

>>11723291
Huh?

>>11722070
What the fuck was that at :16 did they just eat a pinch?

>>11721070
But he cut them without looking, it was SO COOL, totally worth 10 grand

>>11719483
This is best cheese.

>>11719444
it's a swiss cheese

>>11719444
Please don't insult British cuisine

>>11718292
>steaming your hams
Nice

>>11718186
something about this freaks me out as well as makes me want to punch her

>>11719833
Rate my slop o shit

>>11719330
Its called acting you autistic fuck. He puts on this persona in the videos because people find his overly pretentious steak guy hilarious. Watch the video of him with the guy whos chair collapses. You can tell he's trying super hard not to break down and laugh with everyone else.

>>11720019
oh ffs stop mincing kobe beef

>>11719231
they aren't peas you dingus

>>11719649
I was expecting to see chicken tikka or some other curry on that list. I thought the Brits loved that stuff.

>>11723685
What people think of when they hear the word curry is an entirely British invention, it did not exist in India and was invented independently in both Birmingham and Edinburgh.

Also fish & chips was originally "fish cooked in the Jewish style".

>>11719802
When he said he didn't have a glass I was waiting for him to pour it in his shoe.

>>11719336
Jesus, after the first ten how do you even manage to hold one in for the full nine months.

>>11719649
Wow this is a terrible list

>>11723697
>entirely British invention
this is obviously not the case

>>11723753
Chicken Tikka existed in India
Masala style cooking existed in India
But chicken Tikka Masala and every popular western curry since did not

>>11718180

If you're going to use an entire loaf of bread for one sandwich, there better be more than one slice of meat in it.

>>11719351
I wonder if he ever gets claustrophobegg

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>>11719152
Isn't this dude's restaraunt in fucking Dubai?

Don't they toss people off roofs there for being faggots?

>>11723869
Dubai is basically Disneyland in the Desert. As long as you aren't caught actually sucking a cock or snorting coke you're fine under special laws they have for wealthy foreigners.

>>11723869
There's several locations

>>11719172
Looks pretty damn good

>>11723233
pussy

>>11723697
curry is the bastardization of the indian word for sauce so no, it's not a british invention

>>11723962
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_tikka_masala

It's literally a British dish, stay mad

>>11722070
Do Amerilards re-
>Sees Union Jack on package
Do Britbongs really do this?

>>11723763
that doesn't mean it was an entirely british invention, now does it?

>>11723715
I was so confused until I saw the ring

>>11723975
no one gives a shit on a personal level you bellend. it's just stupid to say it's 'entirely british'. it's like saying banh mi is 'entirely vietnamese', it's an overstatement in neglect of the facts.

>>11724097
>banh mi
>ban me

>>11721923
>Americans

they're not called scottish eggs for a start

>scottish eggs

>>11718180
And the british have the gall to say AMERICA doesn't have food culture.

>>11718218
Bugs eating crustaceans

>>11718241
holy fuuuuck that looks disgusting

>>11719293
>*TING TING TING*
>Ahem...

>>11719620
your friend sounds dope as fuck

>>11718317
scotch eggs give me major nostalgia of home

>>11721193
fucking hilarious

>>11718737
Baked beans by themselves always seem like they're almost good but need something extra. I actually really want to try this.

>>11719914
Related
https://youtu.be/CzgORiqsS90?t=17

>>11719299
Settle down.

>>11724333
They're great for about two mouthfuls, but then they're almost designed to make room for some strong tasting addition to show up after that.

>>11719967
>buying wet packed scallops

>>11721193
kek'd pretty hard

>>11722639
maradona
he has cocaine flowing through his veins

>>11719336
2 minutes later he chopped them all up.

>>11722001
based loin poster

>>11723233
How is this abuse? Bees just make more honey.

>>11718218
Soulless bastards. I hate this plane of existence.

>>11720230
Japs made an American dinner by putting hotdogs hamburgers and a 2liter of soda in a crock pot w/rice

>>11719620
Absolutely based.

>>11718354
How does she exit the kitchen without breaking the sides of the door?

>>11725165
Literally destroying their homes.
Fucking monster.

>>11725422
>fat hands
Figured

>>11725242
>I hate this plane of existence.
You know of one that's any better?

>>11721424
god damn this made me side to orbit

>>11725493
Damn no wonder Brits are repulsive.

"hood" classic

>>11719144
everything about this is painful. this is the worst way to prepare all of these things (except the yorkshire puddings, idk how to make those)

>>11719265
this is disgusting and like fucking reddit in 2012 tier bullshit

>>11725408
If the beekeeper uses a honeycomb spinner of some sort, then the honey can be extracted without ruining the honeycombs, allowing for the bees to "return home".
Fuck outta here retard.

>>11723436
I will confess to eating raw hamburger when making meatloaf to check the seasoning
I don't know why you'd eat it plain straight out of the packaging though
>>11725249
You reminded me i saved something very similar

>>11725768
>digitally checking the internal temp of a sausage
What a fucking failure of a "chef". It's literally the easiest meat to cook correctly

>>11718218
Reminder that kitten stomp was a Chinese creation

>>11725493
I hate everything about this.

>>11718252
Cute pic dude

>>11718250
>steak covered in gold
reminder this guy is a commie that adores Fidel and Maduro

>>11726082
>Aw it's so cute and ....

>>11725768
Well I just about vomited when they actually put catsup on it

>>11726090
Wtf I love Salt Brains now

>>11719530
good I wish that were me

>>11726082

>>11718218
The pointless cruelty is one thing but fucking hell who wants a fucking eelsposion all over their table? That's just retarded.

>>11725493
Why not microwave the fucking beans

>>11725480
No wonder they all have bad fucking teeth and weak mouth breathing Jaws. They eat mush

>>11725493
Imagine needing any instructions for this.

Fockin loveleh

>>11720294
no it's actually the "absolutely tasty" series, the "eating rice with candy" one is a pile of shit

>>11723436
they didn't take the plastic out

>>11725812
>>11725165
>responding to a lazy, obvious bait like this
Whew lad, you must be a nice guy but you are fucking stupid

English cooking is just never seasoning anything ever.

>>11726179
>all have bad fucking teeth

nice meme, burger.

>>11723869
This >>11723875 basically.
Also the oil princes are some of the most degenerate people in the world. They fly in 10/10 prostitutes from Europe and America and use them as human toilets or whatever fucked up shit they can come up with. The girls make half a years pay in a couple of days and these are girls who already make at least $2000/hour. As long as you have zero self-respect it's a good deal.

>>11722648
Scott Rea is awesome. His butchery videos are fun to watch even if I will never use even half of the tips he's shown.

>>11718354
how does she get out of bed without breaking all her hips

>>11725768
>checking internal temp of a sausage
>slamming cheese on the hot plate
Why?

>>11726082

>>11724746
Worcester sauce and/or cheddar.

>>11719620
Bean Boy's all grown up