/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11716086
A. Don't be a pussy
B. Save half for later
C. Get a burrito bowl instead
D. Share it with a friend

>>11716086
>>11716088
You guys are joking right? I'm a womanlet skeleton and I finished these all the time. I would be pretty angry to watch a man 2.5x my size get stuffed.

>>11716086
Put it in your ass directly.

That's what you wanted to hear, admit it.

>>11716093
You know the rules, woman, post your feet.

>>11716093
I weight 157lbs and I can't finish this and it tastes like absolute dogshit if you refrigerate it

It's mostly rice and beans inside. If you can eat a bowl of rice, which most can, you should be able to eat a whole burrito from one of these places.

>>11716102
I am 105lbs and it takes me 3-5 minutes to finish are you fucking kidding me.

>>11716093
This. I literally weigh 115 lbs and I have no problem eating one.
then again I only eat 1-2 meals a day. OP probably just eats when he isn't actually hungry because the clock says a certain number.

>all the roasties in here
>no tids

>>11716086
pic related

I generally eat 1-2 times a day. I’m a 225 lb fatass and I usually can’t eat more than half a chipotle burrito. I’m in my mid 20s now, but in HS I would crush a chipotle burrito after school and go home and eat dinner a few hours later.

>>11716093
>I would be pretty angry
I want to see this. I want to see some autistic downie Pepette raging at a Chipotle because some dude she doesn't even know didn't finish his burrito

>>11716519
How can you be skinny and fat at the same time. His chin looks like mine did when I was 300lbs

>>11716544
The face looks like that because of Cushing's syndrome.
The body looks like that because of a lifetime of eating disorders.
"He" is female-to-male transgendered, by the way. They seem much rarer than the other sort.

it's not that hard. i can't finish one now without feeling like i need to puke but thats only because i lost a lot of weight and am skelly now. before though i could go through one and a half when i was a teenager. i can see grown people finishing them all the time

>>11716555
That's the ugliest woman I've ever seen

>>11716555
It's not that they are super rare, although they seem less common. They are more likely to pass, so they don't stick out like sore thumbs. 99% of male to females will never pass, their only option is spend hours dolling themselves up and taking pics from just the right angle to live their fantasy life on the internet.
I can finish a burrito, but I normally get a bowl with a side of taco shells.

The only people that eat at chipotle are white kids that are too scared to go get a real burrito from a sketchy hole in the wall taqueria.

Muh cilantro lime rice. Gtfo

>>11716093
Bro same, I’m 107lbs and I can eat one no problem. I get mine filled with a lot of lettuce though so I guess if people add more rice/meat it would be different.

>>11716093
You mostly likely belch in public as well. Have some class

>>11717019
I don't eat in public retard, I also only fart on toilets and don't drink soda. Kys

>>11717025
>I only fart on toilets
>thinks the only cause of belching is soda consumption
Retard

>>11717057
>I never said anything about causes
You're the retard for adding false meanings to simple sentences. Soda encourages it, and I never said I belch in my restroom.

>>11717070
Sure thing ms piggy. I’ve learned that women who eat like pigs often act like pigs

>>11716989
Not really. I live in San Diego where there’s taco shops every few blocks pretty much everywhere. Pretty much everyone I know goes to both. They’re just two different products.

>>11716086
>bigger than my forearm
Tits or gtfo

>>11717085
LMAOOOO can't finish a burrito now you gotta act insecure and call people names.

>>11716086
Grow a pair. It's not that much food. I'm 5'9" 160# and i can finish one without feeling like shit.

>>11717110
I can finish it no problem
>105 pounds
>3 pound burrito
>finished in 3 minutes
Your a pig

>>11717088
I miss San Diego taco shops in national city

>people ITT boasting about how much food they can eat

Yikes

>>11717119
>eating food fast makes you a pig. I don't wanna see your Nast ass slobbering on your food for an hour. I have better things to do than chew on food all day.

>>11717140
>inhales 3 pound burrito
>food everywhere
Like I said, I know women like you. They act all the same. You guaranteed have no table manners, and are part of the cause for the BRAP meme

>>11717025
>only fart on toilets
You must be a female. You know the drill, post feet.

>people ITT are fat and can't finish a burrito

>>11717147
Stop projecting your nasty fetish at me, you degenerate. BTW people in the military eat that fast too, eat with a fucking purpose you retard. I'm not using a knife and a fork to pick off my burrito.

>>11717140
Has the semen creeped into your brain?

>>11717159
>eat with a fucking purpose

OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEE?

>>11717159
I was in the military. Thank god females weren’t aloud into the infantry when I was in. Girls like you disgust me.
>in the field
>brb gotta find a restroom to fart

>>11717147
>has nothing better to do than talk shit about women farting on a cooking board

>>11717185
It’s a worrying trend of modern society that this website seems all to eager to perpetuate. The BRAP meme is fucking awful and only popular because of 4chan

damn girl going hard dabbing on these virgins

>>11717207
>anonymously siding with a piglike woman online
>calling other people virgins

>>11717207
Cringe

>>11717225
>>11717252
>daring to reply to a real man when you can't even finish a burrito
be careful with that edge, boys. might get cut.

This is the weirdest thread I’ve seen this board in a while

>>11717295
yeah even by /ck/ standards this is an strange one

>>11717263
Don’t dare reply to this strapping young lad. He’s gunna bang pig girl for God’s sake. Now that’s alpha

>>11716086
How are you such a fag? I eat two of these and I'm a lanklet

>>11717313
Hey, if she's close we just might.
You near Tulsa, OK babe? Wanna meet up at 'potle for a 'rrito incognito?

>>11717375
I’m in south Florida

>>11717382
Fugg. Ah well, think about me when you're on the beach and shit

>>11717390
I’m a random guy though, not the chick you were trying to live out feederism fantasies with

>>11717393
Well think about me anyway, ya fuckin homo

when will chipotle have more bogo deals?

>>11717170
>>11717169
>>11717164
This is incredibly pathetic.
>mfw soycucks turn into screeching niggers when emasculated by a female
If you want to feel better about yourself, stop acting like a bitter pompous know-it-all on 4channel and try doing something productive for once in your sad little life.

>>11717453
>emasculates by a female
Is that what they call slobby women nowadays

>>11717470
You're completely illiterate. Come back after you graduate high school, kiddo, 4channel is still 18+.

Soybois can't even finish a burrito.

>>11716086
>It's literally bigger than my forearm
female infant midget detected

>>11716086
I get a bowl with both rice, both beans, chicken and steak, mild, hot, corn, and guac. Ask for a tortilla on the side and chips. Make your own burrito, use up all your chips, and eat the last bit of the bowl with your fork. If you can't do that you're a bitch.

>>11717643
>not including 300 calorie tortilla

>>11716539
you should probably see a doctor

>>11717453
Im annoyed with anyone who brags about how much they can eat. Especially when they think they’re “emasculating” people they are admittedly half the size of.

I used to work with an ex military chick and the chip she had on her shoulder was unbelievable. She’d constantly pull asinine shit(such as bragging about eating more than the men around her, for example.) And was convinced she could take a grown man in a physical altercation. She was completely delusional and the constant shit she pulled was exhausting.

>>11717853
I dealt with a female C.O that was just like that. Literally would burp in peoples faces and tell them to rate it

>>11716086
Have them put a slab of guac in it. Makes me sick trying to eat it with guac and I just end up not finishing it.

>>11717795
Why do you think that? The burrito I order is already around 1200 calories. Add a couple hundred for a soda.

Do you really think a doctor would recommend I eat over 1200 calories in a sitting? I COULD eat the entire thing if I wanted to. But I don't think thats what people are talking about here.

isn't a Burrito just a spic Shawarma or a Doner kebab wrap?

>>11717876
That sounds like a damn nightmare.

>>11717937
>One culture invented rolling filling in flat bread

Based retard

>>11717946
It was pretty annoying. No one was fond of her

>>11716086
>he doesn't finish his chipotle burrito

>>11717170
>>11717876
>>11717853
What the fuck is wrong with you people, I'm not in the fucking military. Stop projecting on me with you weird as fuck fetishes. I don't burp in peoples faces and don't fart every five minutes either. Normal people don't fart frequently, fucking vile fags.
Raised as pussies and can't stand it. Finish your fucking food.

>>11717295
When you post on 4chan for years and still haven't made it to /fit/, and instead a fast food board, you get insecure very easily, and grow toxic personalities where you attack people for no reason. As a 170lb man, I can finish a burrito no problem, but I won't want to eat afterwards.

>>11718073
Go take your hormones Jesus

>>11718073
>Man larpaing as woman
Sad

>>11718103
>>11718106
>being this much of a soyboy you think people are taking hormones.

>>11718113
>soyboy
Sad

>>11718113
Cringe

I can eat two without rice.

Also I've eaten at Chipotle 3 times and everytime the food tasted like shit.

Why does everything on the menu taste like salt and chemicals?

>>11718128
>>11718140
>"2" posters actively replying within 2 minutes of each other to one poster

>>11718206
because that's what food is

>>11718242
I'm stealing this meme to post later and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>11718243
Based pedant.

>>11718242
After you replied to two posters that posted within 10 seconds of eachother

>>11716519
god I just want to hit that fucker!

>>11718253
I'm stealing your meme in return, stomachlet.

>>11718314
Mouth or ass?

>>11716555
>mfw I just learned I have Cushing's syndrome
THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT

>>11716093
Post feet

>>11718446
Mouth or ass?

>>11716102
>it tastes like absolute dogshit if you refrigerate it
This. I always finish mine but it would be nice if I could get a half portion.
They need a "half burrito" option like subway does with 6".

>>11716086
i am 280 lbs and i ate three in less than 10 mins

>>11717130
t. somalian

Tfw I can eat 2 chipotle burritos in a sitting.....

>>11716093
You're a hedonist that eats for pleasure and not sustenance. Maybe you need some more starvation until you learn when your body is full.

I have a fucked up manlet stomach due to a childhood illness so those tiny frozen burritos are about the only kind I can finish.

>>11718655
Disgusting and obesepilled.

>>11716093
>real women have curves, right ladies?
>woohoo go girl!

>>11718664
AIDS?

>>11716093
>I'm a womanlet
be my womanlet gf pls

>>11718642
Only someone who didn't have ready access to food would be proud about how much they could shovel down in one sitting

>>11718694
ooga booga

>>11718694
Liar. Those youtube mukbangers are very proud of their gluttony and they all have access to as much food as they want.

>>11718718
Ok good point let me revise my statement.

People without ready access to food and complete fucking retards.

>>11718771
This is racist

>>11718771
This is ableist.

>>11717937
Yes, they are so similiar i think this wrapped food thing is a plot by globalists why try to melt cultured together by making white people eat their food.

Chipotle is bland and anyone that is proud to be able to eat this is a faggot/woman

>>11716539
Man abigail has some massive P47's did she have kids or are they always that big?

>>11718828
>Chipotle is bland
Out of all the reasons to hate chipotle I never found this to be one of them. They seem to do a fairly good job at seasoning and marinading their meats.
Compared to places like qdoba or moes that literally have no flavor whatsoever.

>>11718851
>qdoba
They use this adobo sauce in everything to make everything taste same.

>>11716086
I honestly don't know how people eat huge portions in general

>>11718675
>womanlet skeleton
>skeleton
it's like you didn't even read it

>>11716093
Bro same here, I weigh 7lbs and I can even finish a chipotle burrito

>>11718869
>adobo
>qdoba

>qdobo
>adoba

Holy fuck, that's where they got their name.

>>11719109
There are literal eating competitions, so it can be trained. LA beast and that chink guy, would swallow these things.

Most I've eaten in one sitting was 6. Was painfully full at the end though.
I would eat there more for when I want to splurge a bit but I don't live near the city, and they over WAY too expensive to make it a go to option.

>>11716086
OP and yall that can't finish it suck. 130 manlet here, and I can finish that and a half or two bowls. The last time I went, it tasted horrible though.

Also maybe it's just the ones at my local place, but I don't think they know how to wrap a burrito, it just looks like a ball most of the time rather than an actual burrito and there's only rice, beans, meat, salsa, and the roasted veggies. No other shit filler like corn, cheese, guac, or lettuce so it's not like there's too much to wrap.

>>11719136
>reading the post of a woman
Lol

>>11718851
>>11718828
agreed, i'd actually say my number one qualm with chipotle is they use way too much salt

not sure if that's what you mean by bland tho

>>11719220
>being wrong for no reason
it's like you're on HRT because that's neurotic and roastie-tier

>>11719232
Not him but I know what he means. The only flavors that come through are salt and weird chemicals. The flavors aren't bright and they're tough to distinguish. It's probably the same blend of stale ground spices that goes into every dish.

>>11717933
because thats not normal. i weigh 140 and can kill one of those burritos off for lunch no problem.

>>11719316
Ok but why would anyone let it bother them that someone eats less than them?

>>11719342
it doesnt bother me its just weird to me that someone who supposedly eats less than me weighs almost twice as much

>>11719412
That means it bothers you.

>>11716093
Bro I weigh a microgram, I finish 5 of these every 30 seconds.

Generally if i'm eating chipotle it's for lunch, and I haven't had breakfast, and I will have a light dinner.

>>11719502
This is basically what I do too. I'm on a cut though.

I eat 2 bowls in a sitting, but my I'm a fat fuck.

I can eat like 20 Taco Bell tacos in a sitting. Also girls who eat a lot are not attractive

>>11716093
Please kindly needfully be in New Delhi, ma'am

>>11716086
Depends on location. Some locations give you about the same as some of the taco Bell burritos. If they really stuff it, it could be challenging to eat.

>>11721792
>Nah bro I’m just a badass girl who can eat a whole burrito
>*BUURP*
>Youre just a bitchass if you decide to stop eating when you're no longer hungry
>*Finds toilet to fart in*
>lol, beta cucks. Wanna arm wrestle?

>>11716086
You save half for later silly billy.

>>11721849
Pretty much. I think it’s a guy larping as a ”womanlet”

>>11721849
Cope

>>11716100
>>11718449
footfags get out

>>11718851
It’s because it doesn’t have double extra cheesy chalupa sauce with sweat and sour cream dipping sauce

>>11716093
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>>11716086
>It's literally bigger than my forearm
Do you have Cushing syndrome?

>>11716086
>It's literally bigger than my forearm
do more forearm exercises

>>11716086
I have something bigger than your forearm anon

>>11716086
Same. I always assumed that episode of South Park where they get bloody skidmarks in their underwear was true.

Also their shredduce is so sharp it cuts the roof of your mouth I'm not surprised people get gastrointestinal problems

>>11717295
Yeah i agree. We get maybe one or two food discovery or recipe sharing threads a week but stuff like this and the immortal fast food shill threads are up constantly. This whole website feels like a bizarre social experiment.

>>11716086
>burritos
>not buying AT LEAST 4 tacos with literally everything in them
yikes!

>>11716088
the bowl is literally more food
you can get a bowl and ask for two tortillas and stuff them both full for the price of just the bowl

>>11718813

Well burritos aren't actually consumed in mexico save for maybe Baja and some border towns. They're pretty much another American bastard food.

>>11719154
https://youtu.be/BVAc0FJdYoA?t=2507