/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>skipping a lecture for some wings

I skipped my life for wings

>159k
How is that even possible? That's nearly 1,000/hour for a week straight.

>>11714270
Ask my wife who thought I was cheating on her with a former thot friend of mine

She got up to about 20,000 txts and phone calls in one month

>>11714269
This guy gets it

>>11714270
just look at her

>>11714250
This crazy woman actually looks kinda cute

>>11714250
Who smiled for a mug shot

>>11714304
You need to revaluate your standards on women, guy.

>>11714250
Imagine what she would do with your penis

>>11714250
I walked a mile to a gay bar late at night alone when I was an alcohol because they were the only open place around that had wings. I'm not gay btw not sure if that matters.

>>11714335
Hey it actually kind of does this time

>>11714270
Multiple phones, texting services, etc.
>She's got two phones
One for the crazy texts
The other for the topdecks

>>11714250
>kidney sushi
don't knock til you try

>>11714250
looks like the woman who usually works the register at night at the closest gas station to me where I usually buy booze. She also has the problem of talking too much.

>>11714335
As a straight man(male) I'm terrified to go to gay bar. Always feel like I need to be gay to go there or I'll get spit in my food

>>11714290
It's a lifestyle my guy

>>11714250
sucked dick for sphagetti and meatballs and garlic bread

>>11714430
>I'll get spit in my food
Oh they'll load up your food real good but it's not going to be with saliva

One time I dragged a man into a ditch and stabbed him to death with a screwdriver for half of a McChicken and as many fries as I could find

>>11714574
Based

>>11714250
She’s done it before.

https://youtu.be/iUsvTNmum8Y

>>11714624
>from florida
oh that explains it

>>11714270
Haven't met a woman before?

>be at chinese buffet
>make huge carryout plate
>walk the fuck out without paying
>realize my mistake when I'm already down the street
>don't turn back to pay
Not exactly an act of desperation but yeah.
>>11714341
underrated

>>11715275
Fuck, I thought that was a bodybuilder with Palumboism.

>>11714337
kek

>>11714624
Part of me feels bad for her after watching that video because you can clearly see shes severely mentally ill and no amount of medicine or therapy would ever help her even a fraction of a percentage

>>11714250
Drove on icy roads and spun out into oncoming traffic for a massive fast food haul to binge and purge.

>>11714250
I can tell you that female is very into meth.
She looks like a thinner version of my sister.

>>11714250
i stole it

>>11715567
How did your sister manage to get fatter than that?

>>11714430
My group of friends as an undergrad would normally end up at the local gay bar because one of them was the manager's boyfriend. Good service and some free drinks if you don't mind ugly drag shows.

>>11714250
>Title and subtitle saying the exact same thing with no additional information whatsoever
Why do journalists mean by this?

>>11714430
Gay men have this strange fetish for straight dudes.

>>11714460
Looks like I'm making wings today. I might follow the kookaburra copycat recipe from Outback. That or I'll make them the way pic related does.

>>11715989
Straight guys like lesbians so I guess it makes sense.

>>11714335
A mile is not a very far distance I run that in 6min

Used to routinely trade in video games and shit so I'd have money for burger king when I didn't have a job.

>>11714250
>>11714624

These are the sort of people who're going to be spawning the degenerate races of Fish & Frog People when global warming turns Florida into a flooded post-apocalyptic peninsula.

>>11714281
>my wife
not ex wife

I ate wings out of a trash can, not even joking.

>>11716180
>>11714250
She has a really cute crazy smile tho.

Most people take fucked up mugshots. This is her without makeup, I bet she cleans up great

>>11714290
Don't talk shit about Michigan Video Maker. His rating system is revolutionary. 5 stars and 2 thumbs.

>>11714270
100k of those messages are calling him fag, pathetic or not man enough, women are still living in the 50's.

>>11714250
I wish somebody loved me this much..

Biked 5 km in a blizzard to get a few mcdonalds hamburgers at 4 am

>>11716263
>Don't talk shit about me. My rating system is revolutionary. 5 stars and 2 thumbs.

Ftfy boi

Fuck women

>>11716581
Yuck

>>11714250
Well, i guess the one time in school where i really wanted the desert, but when i got to canteen, they were out of it. Fortunately, on my way home i saw almost whole piece of it on the pavement. So i took it and ate it.

>>11716581
Kinda the point, isn't it.

>>11714250
Did she bot those text messages? I don't even go through that many in years time. I am impressed and would date even if crazy. That is talent.

>Be me
>Spend 4 years in uni obtaining Food Science degree
>Get product development internship in on other side of planet
>Move to third world nation
>Live outside for six months on an active volcano
>Leave because volcano is erupting
>Move back to States
>Land comfy PD job

I do everything for food.

t. Ultra food autist

>>11716866
OK, this is pretty impressive.

>>11715989
I mean, if you could turn a lesbian and fuck her silly, wouldnt you?

>>11714430
The problem with the food at gay bars is kind of like the problem with the pizza at glatt kosher pizzerias. It's not that there's anything about gay bars or being a religious maniac that rules out good food, but simple math tells you that the business model is first and foremost catering to a certain preference that has nothing to do with the quality or the taste.

>>11714270
(´・ω・`)

>>11717117
Nothing but 1's and 7's!

>>11715989
It's the oldest story in the book.
They desire the one thing they cannot have.

>>11714430
Not gonna happen m8, gays don't spit.

>>11716866
is food science in demand right now? i love organic chemistry but there are no jobs for pharmacists and RDs don't seem to make that much money

>>11714250
She cute

>>11714250
I got fucked by a tranny after she took me out to a fancy restaurant

>>11714250
Not really that crazy but me and my friend used to leave our college physics class 30 minutes late every Wednesday to beat the lines for mediocre sushi at the dining hall. We fell very behind in class but the prof was a bro and gave us “B”s

>>11717936
If "it" didn't have a pussy, you better ammend that post to HE

>>11714460
my guy do you have a recipe for your wings? let a nigga know. I'm trynna eat good like you fr fr

>>11714269
fucking based

>>11716180
>degenerate races of fish people

Howard, what are you doing outside of Rhode Island?

>>11716918
Yeah but strip club food is great tho

>>11716265
>100k of those messages are calling him fag
sounds like most posters on here

>>11714304
>le lonely incel thinks he wants a crazy gf
No you fucking don't. You cant even stand when your sibling stands in your room for 2 minutes. Sure you'll nut in the thot a few times but it gets boring. Then she's blowing all your shit up and you cant even sleep peacefully

>>11714250
no wonder Cali wants to tax text messages.

>>11715989
>strange fetish
>95% of men are straight

>>11718729
>95% of men are straight

Where did you get that number? Seems way too high.

>>11716874
I have a problem.

>>11717919
Food science is always in demand (the entire world has to eat). As far as salary goes.... yeah. You won't be ultra-rich, but if you're me and your dream job was to be a chef, it's a waaay better option.

>>11718630
Kek'D and check'd

>>11718762
Yeah, it should be 50% because how fat and gay you are.

>>11715989
>Gay men have this strange fetish for straight dudes.
It's not that strange, it's the exact same reason they enjoy bug chasing, it's the thrill of corruption and denigration

>>11715986
Because if the sub was basically a synopsis of the story then you wouldn't continue reading.