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Anonymous Sat Jan 5 22:59:54 2019 No.11714230 [Reply] [Original]

>buy eggs
>get this
what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:00:33 2019 No.11714234 >>11714230 You got eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:00:48 2019 No.11714237 >>11714230 stop going to hipster reddit farmers markets

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:02:56 2019 No.11714253 File: 193 KB, 1056x804, IMG_0771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11714230 do you think chickens feel mogged when their eggs are small and off colored?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:04:04 2019 No.11714259 >>11714253 they should peck it and abort their retarded babies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:04:46 2019 No.11714267 Those blue eggs are from an ameraucana hen

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:05:33 2019 No.11714272 >>11714259 all chickens are retarded. if they were smart, they'd eat their unfertilized eggs for massive gains

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:05:37 2019 No.11714273 File: 192 KB, 1060x802, IMG_0764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11714259 i wonder how it feels to lay an egg..

Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:08:22 2019 No.11714284

This is what normal eggs from a mixed group of hens look like.

The blue eggs are from a specific breed, probably an araucana or a legbar. The huge egg on the right is from a normal bird which just produced an oversized and somewhat misshapen (note the uneven shell) egg which probably has two yolks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 5 23:24:31 2019 No.11714353 File: 260 KB, 266x207, 1541824942669.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11714273 probably like pooping

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 00:09:50 2019 No.11714649 >>11714267 >>11714284 " ...rather than ear tufts, they have muffs and a beard, and are very hardy and sweet. They lay eggs in shades of blue..." >muffs AND a beard >sweet!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 00:16:31 2019 No.11714687 >>11714230 Check for candy inside

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 00:33:20 2019 No.11714787 File: 132 KB, 1825x1171, 1493358717227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 04:04:32 2019 No.11715698 >>11714230 I am allergic to those. Found out the hard way.

Anonymous Sun Jan 6 06:39:38 2019 No.11716020

>>11714267
>Get the shit version of a breed with lethal deleterious genes
>Reverse engineer them until you have a close but imperfect facsimile of the original
>Name it after your own fucking country for no reason
Fucking claps man. Auracana > Americana

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 10:42:30 2019 No.11716609 >>11715698 all eggs or just some?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 6 10:47:44 2019 No.11716630 >>11714230 Are those fucking duck eggs?

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