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Literally laughing my ass off at tea drinkers.

>> No.11709020

>>11709015
I infuse my tea into monster. You're weak shit

>> No.11709035

>>11709015
the caffeine in tea doesnt work the same way as energy drinks/coffee.

energy drinks/ coffee give a spike of caffeine, but then you get the crash afterwards and too much makes you feel strung out. But tea is like a gradual increase and its a very stable perkiness

>> No.11709037

>>11709020
i parachute 5 hour energy

>> No.11709041

>>11709015
>put 6 tea bags into 16 oz of water
whoaaaaa

>> No.11709067

>>11709041
>>put 6 tea bags into 16 oz of water
>whoaaaaa
It says 26mg per 8oz cup of tea. So 48 oz of leaf water.

>> No.11709080

>>11709067
That's 8oz of brewed tea, not 8oz of leaves. A tea bag is usually around 2.2g or .07oz, and has the 26mg of caffeine, so putting about 6 tea bags or 13g~ of tea in 16 oz of water would be about the same strength as Monster. Although I think green tea has around 26mg of caffeine while black tea is generally higher. Tea also has other stuff in it that makes you feel differently like L-theanine which can be a little more pleasurable than just a straight caffeine jolt.

>> No.11709149

>>11709080
That's assuming the tea would diffuse into that little anount of water and not hit some solubility limit.
>8 oz of leaves
Nigga what. It clearly meant 8 fl oz of tea.

>> No.11709167

i take 400 mg in tablet form in the morning

>> No.11709175

>>11709015
>LITERALLYLITERALLYLITERALLYLITERALLYLITERALLYLITERALLYLITERALLYLITERLLY

Kys you stupid faggot

>> No.11709193

>>11709015
>Dude
>Dude Lmao
>what if
>what if you just drank energy drinks instead and died of heart failure?
LMAOing my ass off at tea drinkers for the rest of my life which is coincidentally the time it takes to finish this monster.

>> No.11709234

>>11709175
>>11709175
Triggered

>> No.11709248

>>11709234
LITERALLY go back to your normie social media websites you roastie.

>> No.11709274

>>11709248
TRIGGERED

>> No.11709281

>>11709035
wow i'm glad there's a scientologist here who can tell us how caffeine and science works.

>> No.11709458
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>>11709193
>found the teanigger

>> No.11709680

>>11709281
They're right though. The l-theanine in tea works with caffeine to make it last longer.

>> No.11709688

>>11709680
There’s literally so little l-theanine in tea that it’s insignificant. That’s literally why people buy l-theanine supplements to have with tea.

>> No.11709694

>>11709281
coffee makes me too jittery. Tea feels better

>> No.11709697

>>11709688
If you're drinking matcha you get plenty of l-theanine and caffeine.

>> No.11709703

>>11709697
If you’re drinking matcha you probably have brain damage and/or no taste buds.

>> No.11709704

>>11709703
>has never had good matcha

>> No.11709726

>>11709703
I'm sorry you can't enjoy any drinks that aren't bubbly and full of sugar.

>> No.11710053

Literally who drinks tea for the caffein.
If the amount of caffein in a drink is the reason you consume it, then you have the soul of a working class pleb.

I take amphetamines daily and that's quite enough "perkiness" for me, thank you very much.

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>>11709015
Nigga I don't drink tea for the caffeine.

>> No.11710075

>>11710053
>t. triggered tea drinker

>> No.11710076

who has less energy, vegans or tea drinkers? i just hope you guys don't fall asleep behind the wheel. i would be sad like you without my favourite snack, red bull and beef jerky.

>> No.11710082

>>11709015
Really? Could you please post a pic of your literally detached ass? I'm curious to see it.

>> No.11710101

>>11710075
I don't recall giving you permission to reply to me, prole.

>> No.11710114

>>11710101
you mom didn't give me permission to fuck her ass but I still did it, last night. hehe

>> No.11710117

>>11709704
>mhhh, delicious nip-nong green fish-taste water

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11710701

>>11710117
>mhhh, delicious nip-nong green fish-taste water

>> No.11710707

>>11710701
>>11710117

high quality argument you're having here guys

>> No.11711455

>>11709035
What is drinking coffee or an energy drink slowly over a whole work day or even having two cups of coffee

>> No.11711545

Caffeine in tea doesn't give you that jolt but it has its effects.

Its why in England people make cups of tea during times of stress or worry.

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11711576

>consuming caffeine
>ever

>> No.11711648

>>11710117
matcha doesn't taste like fish tho

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>>11709015
>mfw don't need to rely on caffeine to function or have energy and receive all of my energy naturally through a balanced diet, healthy sleep cycle, and by doing the things I take interest in.

feelsgoodman

>> No.11711679

>>11709015
At least our hands arent shaking from withdrawal and can type "caffeine in tea" properly.

>> No.11711706
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If it's caffeine you want, than buy caffeine you giant shilling FAGGOT. 11 bucks at a pharmacy, which puts you at around 15 cents for a 200 mg dose, which is more than 10 times LESS than the price you pay for your stupid kike shit.

Fuck you and your shilling trash. I hope you die in a car crash tonight, you piece of human waste.

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11711813

>Not just snorting raw caffeine powder...

>> No.11712188

>that tfw when love tea (dilmah mainly) but hate the fact it contains caffeine
god damn it

>> No.11712202 [DELETED] 

>>11711666
We can’t all be flaming homosexuals though...

>> No.11712286

>>11711666
Based as fuck

>> No.11712431

>>11709193
Dont forget the increased risk of strokes for the white trash monster drinkers

>> No.11712461 [DELETED] 

>>11712431
Source: your ass

>> No.11712477

>>11709015
Yeah but energy drinks taste bad and tea tastes good. Also caffeine hurts my stomach so I don’t like having that much

>> No.11712483

Tea is a lot cheaper but it makes your teeth yellow.
Conversely it has anti toxins and stuff.

Ill stick yo green tea like a fuckboi

>> No.11713729

>>11709688
So your telling me that if i buy some l-theanine supplements and kput it in my monster tea looses any relevance it may have

>> No.11713738 [DELETED] 

>>11713729
Yes

>> No.11713770

>>11713729
you're*

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11714456

Oh damn, I didn't realize the FDA banned sales of bulk caffeine powder. I have the 250g bag I bought a few years ago, it's definitely the most cost-effective form. 250g being equivalent to ~3000 cups of coffee. I mix 100mg with ~500mg of l-theanine powder in water. Feels a little bleak, but does the job as well as anything else when you just want the energy.