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From /ourguy/ Salt Bae. How can ppl compete?

>> No.11702766

>>11702747
That's not faggy at all

>> No.11702801 [DELETED] 

Man he's really reaching for new ways to become gay gay faggoty gay

>> No.11702829

>>11702747
thats like 20$ worth of gold foil

>> No.11702839

>>11702747
Eating this much gold will cause cancer.

>> No.11702840

What a cunt

>> No.11702843

>>11702747
>Buy cheap gold foil
>Stick it in the back of the pantry
>Wait for a single person to buy it for a Buzzfeed video
>Make 10,000% profit

>> No.11702847
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>>11702747
That honestly looks disgusting. WHY do this. What is the fucking point.

>> No.11702851

>>11702747
imagine being so full of shit that you need your actual shit to be full of glitters

>> No.11702853

>>11702747
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M

>> No.11702854

>>11702747
But now the salt won't fucking stick.

>> No.11702857

>>11702747
okay, but where's the $1500 gold stake?

>> No.11702858
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11702858

>the poor people in this thread who have never tasted gold

>> No.11702870
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and for desert have a gold doughnut

>> No.11702879

dude i love eating fucking metal

>> No.11702886

>>11702858
Gold has no flavor thats why it's used for caviar tasting by enthusiasts. Lmao imagine being so poor you don't know that gold has no flavor and the pretend on an Indian elephant fetish forum.

>> No.11702892

>>11702886
cope

>> No.11702941
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>>11702892

>> No.11702962

>>11702839
You actually eat way more gold than that without realizing.

>> No.11702977

>>11702858
Successful people don't eat that shit. Your shit is all fucked up.

>> No.11703017

>>11702747
That's just stupid

>> No.11703032

>>11702962
No, not gold like pic related. Only traces that are digested and filtered in the system.
Traces of arsenic are found on apples, but you don’t drink pesticides by the cup. Eating this much gold is like drinking 4 cups of arsenic at once.

>> No.11703038

I'll bet these faggots toss whole Ferrero Rochers into their assholes, too.

>> No.11703063

>>11702747
It adds nothing to taste, only makes normal dishes look "special" with no extra work. Pinterest might be very interesting for you, if you like this kind of form over flavor

>> No.11703112

>>11703032
Aurum
Non-toxic
Unaffected by air, water, alkalis, and acids (except aqua regia)
Literal fucking gold, valued for it's unreactivity
Actually sold as flakes stuffed into pill capsules so the gold flakes get shit out and you can see them in your turds, perfectly unaffected by your digestive tract
>Like drinking 4 cups of arsenic at once

>> No.11703116

>>11703112
I guess you can polish a turd.

>> No.11703171

>timestamp in the top right
AT LEAST WEBM IT ASSHOLE

>> No.11703241

>>11702847
insecure losers wanna prove how wealthy they are

>> No.11703242

>>11702747
what the fuck is the deal with this whole putting gold on excessively expensive dishes thing? it doesn't look appetizing at all, it's literally fucking gold. people who pay for this shit dont deserve their money

>> No.11703452

>>11702747
it's funny because that's maybe $14 worth of leaf.

>> No.11703454

>>11703242
Its a convenient pleb filter for old money to know who the new money plebs are while eating out. Might as well put a big sign on your head that says,"I just got paid my first bonus."

>> No.11703551

>>11703242
Same reason people kept putting charcoal and pearl dust in food. They’re stupid and like eating things that are cool colors.

>> No.11703564

>>11702747
I thought that was weed formed into a steak

>> No.11703584

This is capitalism

>> No.11703741

>>11702747
Saw the video, customer is fucking Frank Ribery

>Selling overpriced shit to a mentally challenged rich dude

Bad saltbae, bad !

>> No.11703803

>>11702747
That's got to be the most Gulf Arab thing I've ever seen.

>> No.11703852
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>>11703171
im >>11703564
not OP becayse OP is a faggot

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>>11703852

>> No.11703895

>>11703852
is that ribery lmao

>> No.11703908

>>11703852
wha the fuck is ribery doing with his self hahahahaha

>> No.11703943

>>11702858
>Being this nouveau riche

LOL

>> No.11703951

>gold has no taste
>gold utensils are employed for the purpose of tasting food without the metallic taste left by common utensils
>instead of paying for the luxury of gold utensils, let's put it on the food itself and eat it with common utensils
how is it possible for rich people to be so fucking stupid

>> No.11703957

>>11703852
seen salt fag do clips with missi and pogba

>> No.11704089

>>11703852
God damn, it's INSANE how full of himself this fag is

>> No.11704108

>>11702847
Faggots would rather make videos to boost their ego rather than donate their dosh for something meaningful

>> No.11704135

>>11704089
Can YOU afford to waste $1500 on a single meal?

>> No.11704302

>>11704108
>donate
>something meaningful
pick one and only one

>> No.11704349

>>11703852

Mmmm... gonna need some gold ketchup to go with that steak.

>> No.11704575

>>11702747
For 1500 I'll just go to 3 Michelin star restaurants everyday

>> No.11704587

what the fuck is the point

>> No.11704595

>>11703852
>Saltfag hands you a bowl of salt so you can get your epic selfie aping his retarded armsalt routine
Truly, the invisible hand of the market is both rational and efficient.

>> No.11704615

>>11703852
reminder that ribery fucked a 17yr old prostitute, didnt even deny it and got off free

>> No.11704616

>>11702839
They actually inject gold into tumors and then irradiate it or something to burn cancer out of you

>> No.11704619

>>11703452
The value is in the salt

>> No.11704624

>>11704615
don't forget his bromance with luca toni
how can one man be so based?

>> No.11704638

>>11702839
The average person eats 6 gold bars in their sleep every year

>> No.11704650
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>>11704615
>>11704624
he's fucking ugly what the fuck i need eye bleach oh my god

>>11703908
>>11703895
>>11703741

>> No.11704669

>>11703852
Based as fuck. NEETs ITT triggered by ultra normies

>> No.11704673

>>11702747
but why though?

>> No.11704677
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11704677

>>11703852
y tho

>> No.11704753
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>>11702854
>t. experienced cook who has tried throwing salt on gold covered steaks before
bruh, maybe try salting and peppering before you throw on heat, huehuehuehuehuehue
>>11702870
i'll take a bite
>>11703852
based af tbqhwyf

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>>11704638
kek'd
>>11703852
>ribery clapping like a spastic
>the meme guy has the body language of a fucking retard, I don't know how to describe it, it looks so unnatural and I don't understand

>> No.11705222

>>11702747
friendly reminder to this thread that wealth cannot buy good taste

>> No.11705250

>>11703852
why isn't it gold on the inside?

>> No.11705725

>>11702747
Lol'd IRL. That guy is such a cheap ass poser.

>> No.11705736

>>11703852
Fucking Rebery of all people.
kek

>> No.11705744

>>11703852
BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA

>> No.11705749

>>11703852
wtf is this gay ass shit?

>> No.11705751

>>11703454
I can tell you're poor as hell because nobody with money goes out to eat and sits around a table looking at who is eating gold-covered food and thinks "heh yeh that guy is new money heh heh what a money noob". What a retarded post. The truth is nobody gives a fuck about what you're eating except you and the people you show on your lgbt blog

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>>11704349

>> No.11705781

>>11703852
Missed opportunity, could have ground up some gold with the salt to make it rain.

>> No.11705790

>>11702747
https://www.amazon.com/GOLD-Leaf-Sheets-Edible-Gilding/dp/B008QWOUMS


>5$ for 80cm by 80cm of gold leaf

The steaks a scam lads

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>>11705790
>here's your $50 shot of Absolut, bro!

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>>11703852
the second the fuckhead with the sunglasses shows up i cannot help but to laugh, god damn what a horses ass.

>> No.11705845

>>11702840
Underrated post.

>> No.11705859
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>>11703852
Imagine him grabbing you by the hips and thrusting from behind while he moves his hips left and right

>> No.11705885

>>11703852
of course this asshole is involved

>> No.11705903

>>11702747
For all the gold in the world, this much will be shitted out and flushed into the sewers. It would be a river of putrid shit gold.

>> No.11705938

Imagine paying $1400 extra bucks to have someone wrap your steak in what is essentially just paper that doesn't affect the flavor at all but ruins the texture.

>> No.11705973

>>11705859
I showed your post to the artist who made your reaction image and he said it was good. Good job.

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>>11704638
finna pan this shit nigga

>> No.11706074

>>11702747
Some dumb cunt I knew bought gold rolling papers. It came with a certification that it was some karat officially. That was the day I broke all contact

>> No.11706084 [DELETED] 

>>11704638
Hahah. Wait goy are you serious

>> No.11706236
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>>11704638

>> No.11706472

>>11703852
he's like a robort

>> No.11706520

>>11703852
lel

>> No.11706522

why does this shitty facebook meme refuse to die?

>> No.11706539

>>11706074
Karats are a scale of what % is gold compared to other materials. 24 karat being 99.999%

>> No.11706550

>>11703852
>do the epic salt thing
>don't bounce it off your arm
>just awkwardly flex and drop it from height

fucked up son

>> No.11706576

>>11706074
Nothing wrong with that you fucking mongoloid.

>> No.11706578

>>11706539
This is a long shot, but are you the al/ck/ jeweler who would sleep at work and stuff? He was a cool motherfucker.

>> No.11706587

>>11706578
>He was a cool motherfucker

Sadly no

>> No.11706720

>>11706074

why would you give a shit idiot

>> No.11706728

>had it
tasted like shit. Worst $1300 I ever spent

>> No.11706732

>>11706576
>>11706720
Anyone willing to literally burn their money is a fucking retard

>> No.11706767

Who wants to eat that much metal? I'm not fully against gold leaf. If a fancy place wants to use it to make the dish better then it's fine, presentation is part of what people go out to eat for. But that doesn't even look good at all.

>> No.11706899

>>11704595
God bless the invisible hand

>> No.11707147
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>>11702886
>Indian elephant fetish forum

>> No.11707207

A sikh friend of my dad's at work gave him some gold crusted choclates from his wedding. He said to eat it, gold and all. It does go right through you.

>> No.11707209
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>>11702839
Excessive gold as a sign of cancer is more a figure of speech than a biological statement. Just look a who we got in the white house.

>> No.11707216
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>>11703241
Yes. And?

>> No.11707586
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11707586

>>11707209
>>11707216
This is what I love about Trump

>> No.11707620

>>11707586
This picture is so inspiring.
>model wife in model picture
>son on his Narnia mount
>Trump sitting there with his inner child looking more normal than the rest of them
based

>> No.11707634
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>>11707620
Much like gold leaf on a steak, it's nothing but a thin veneer that fails to conceal the shit beneath

>> No.11707677

>>11707209
>>11707216
>>11707586
I like Trump but this really is tacky as fuck.
MAYBE it could work as some kind of reception area where you do interviews etc. but I could never actually live in a place that looked like that.

>> No.11707704

>>11707677
>but I could never actually live in a place that looked like that.
There is no rational reason to be unable to live in a home because of it's colors. People complain about others being "flashy" or "obnoxious" yet insist on categorizing certain colors as only for specific purposes of extravagance and shouldn't be used normally.

It's just a color nobody notices anymore after the first 5 seconds, subhuman retard.

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>>11704135
No, but how does that have anything to do with how full of himself he is?

>> No.11707714

https://www.amazon.com/Karat-Edible-Slofoodgroup-Sheets-3-15in/dp/B078TSB2WN/ref=sr_1_6/132-8506644-2524323?ie=UTF8&qid=1546645164&sr=8-6&keywords=gold+leaf

thats a 7400% markup, idiot deserved it really,

>> No.11707968

>>11705973
You know the artist?
Love his art style. By far my favourite

>> No.11708021
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>>11703032
>>11702839
>he didn't drink Goldschlager in college
found the zoomer

>> No.11708052

>>11707968
Yeah, Nexivian. Great dude, but I can't get off to his art. Just not the right style for me. Still, he makes some cute stuff, like the little character stickers for the game Teraurge. He has been hanging out in the picarto of the Teraurge dev (Meandraco) lately, and you can talk to him when he's on.

>> No.11708058

>>11707586
>>11707209
>>11707216
Richfags should be shot

>> No.11708059

>>11702747
$1,500 plus tip?

>> No.11708061

>>11708021
If you drink that stupid shit, you're not allowed at my dinner table

>> No.11708067
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>>11704638

>> No.11708085

>>11708058
you should act on that impulse asap

>> No.11708095

>>11708085
Terror without a vanguard would only fuel the bourgeois propaganda machine.

>> No.11708103

>>11708095
bummer.

>> No.11708104

>>11703584
yep. gold is a valuable and limited resource. and because capitalism we can make our turds all glittery and sheit. the wormd needs a hard reset and a culling

>> No.11708115

>>11708103
It *is* a bummer, isn't it?

>> No.11708125

>>11703852
this is the most pretentious soyboy cuck webm i've ever seen

>> No.11708138

>>11708095
>using words no one uses anymore
What are you, a fuckin druid?

>> No.11708149

>>11708138
communists are all stuck in 1848

>> No.11708159

>>11708149
My dick is stuck in ur mom, cuckitalist

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>>11702839
Eat enough cancer and eventually you'll shit out gold

>> No.11708164

>>11708159
i'm an accelerationist
boil the frog faster, faggot

>> No.11708166

>stake
Steak. STEAK. fucking imbecile.

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>>11707586
Am I the only one that's 99% sure Barron lurks on 4chan? Lil' dude seems chill as fuck.

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>>11708164
same here, brother

>> No.11708183

>>11707634
Umm, that photographer is not Trump she's holding and has her legs wrapped around, yah?

>> No.11708185
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>>11708175

>> No.11708189

>>11708138
Liberals can't use words like "proletariat" or "revolution" but they can use words like "please fuck my wife" or "I didn't need a vacation anyway".

>> No.11708244

>>11703852
this webm makes me, for a second, want to be a communist

>> No.11708458
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>>11708183
It's her son Barron Trump

>>11708172
Pic related

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11708463

>>11703852
Maradona > Ribery

>> No.11708471

>>11704616
So what you're saying is radiation is okay and won't give me cancer?

>> No.11708475
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11708475

>>11708458
i can touch my peepee to this

>> No.11708506

>>11708463
Fuck this blue shirt fag.

>> No.11708539

>ribery
I had to look up who that is. Why are you cuckolds obsessed with sportsball players? why are you cuckolds obsessed with some guy that dramatically cuts steaks?

>> No.11708543

>>11708506
What!? Fuck YOU

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>>11708539

>> No.11708575

>>11706732
I agree. they are stupid faggots. Id stop talking to anyone that smokes or eats gold too, not because its a waste of money, lots of things are, but thats just embarrassing to be around.

>> No.11708589

>>11708559
I dont care that you like something, but Im confused as to why youre obsessing about some sportsball players life you dont really know. Its just some guy and youre all in shock some fucking guy is hanging out with steak meme man. who fucking cares? It could be any celebrity and it would still be mundane. this board is trashy and gay

>> No.11708603

>>11704616
>>11707209
>gold can cure cancer
Are you sure he's the cancer and not the chemo?

>> No.11708984

You have to understand that Ribery hates the French

>> No.11709065

>>11708984
Based if true

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11709096

>>11708021
Only chicks drink that stuff.

>> No.11709110

>>11709065
>French court rules that Bayern's Franck Ribéry can be called 'scum' in book. A court in Paris has ruled that a journalist was within his rights to describe Franck Ribéry as “scum” in a book about French football published in 2013.

>> No.11709141

>>11707147
I enjoyed it too purely because of how overdone the Mongolian/Cambodian basket weaving forum shit is.

>> No.11709715

>>11708052
Yah probs cause 90% of it is straight porn :X

>> No.11709769

>>11703852
>1500,- steak
>salt bae does sloppier job than his usual cutting routine
>lets ribery do the salting. ofc he fucks it up by just dropping it on it.

underwhelming

>> No.11709787

>>11703852
Salt bae confirmed for manlet, Ribery is 5'7" and taller than him

>> No.11709807

>use $10 of gold flake
>charge $1000 extra
pretty good way to scam morons

>> No.11709830

Isnt Nurs-Et basically a meme restaurant and not actually that good?

>> No.11709833

>>11709807
come on thats at least 30-40 dollars of gold

>> No.11710026

>>11708463
Would fuck salt bae any day

>> No.11710437

>>11708021
The fact that I retched a bit when I saw that picture and can still smell cinnamon vomit in my mind says otherwise

>> No.11710838

>>11709807
Rich people know how much gold flake costs. Its more like they're just paying for a goofy experience to show off how much money they have to throw around.

>> No.11710853
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11710853

>>11709141
Post baskets

>> No.11710889

>>11703852
That's the gayest thing I have ever fucking seen.

>> No.11710944

>>11703852
I'm saving this. Whenever people call me a fag, I'll watch this and know I'm not that bad

>> No.11710969

>>11703852
I fucking love this turk roach

>> No.11711100

>>11710889
And I just finished a MMMF 4 way

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>>11703852

>> No.11711155

>>11703852
>32 replies
Kek

>> No.11711235

>>11703852
This is a SFW board, you can't be posting men kissing on here.

>> No.11711954

>>11708052
I know what you mean. I have an artist friend who does lewds all the time but I just can't see myself getting off to it

>> No.11711959

>>11708021
Senpai I drink that shit now. I don't get how people don't love cinnamon/

>> No.11711964

>>11710838
Rich people would not spend money on gold flake.
That's insulting.

>> No.11711989

>>11704615
>reminder that ribery fucked a 17yr old prostitute
is this supposed to be a bad thing?

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>>11709769
>>11708463
saltbae golds it better

>>11705250
he didn't cut it first

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>>11710889
>>11710969
>>11705749
>>11704753
bruce willis did not like being fed

>> No.11712281

>>11708058
If you have a dollar in your pocket you are already within the top 20% richest people and should be shot as well

>> No.11712381

>>11708589
it's not obsession but more like surprise too see him there, it's just a 'wait I know that guy' moment. Also he's infamous for hiring underage prostitutes

>> No.11712720

>>11702851
Deep.

>> No.11712790

>>11712281
The median household income in the world is 10k usd. Your math is way off.

>> No.11712860

>>11702747
>stake

>> No.11713296

>>11712790
It isnt brainlet

>> No.11713319

>>11707704
this is such a dumb post-- yes, idiot, the appearance of your dwelling not only has an effect but a profound effect on your mentality and overall comfort/wellbeing. imagine deepthroating a mentally ill celebrity cartoon character this hard

>> No.11714775

>>11707708
Yes. When you have that kind of money, you are justified in valuing yourself more than someone who doesn't have that kind of money.

>> No.11714783

>>11714775
Why? It's painfully obvious that wealth does not correlate with skill, talent, intelligence or productivity, so please don't make that argument.

>> No.11715642

>>11714783
Non of the things you listed are needed, they're just bonuses on top of what's required to be wealthy. Literally all you need is a good way to pull attention and something to sell. This goes both for regular consumers and other businesses.

>> No.11715748

>>11703852
I think salt fag might be from the matrix.

>> No.11715876
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>>11704349
Nah, I prefer Silver Majonaise.

>> No.11715894
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>>11708458
>Hot Amazon Women
>Fighting Dinosaurs

>> No.11716373
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>>11703852

>> No.11716404
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>>11704638
>last day of the year
>not consumed my annual gold intake
>in bed
>11:58
>6 bars of gold fly through my window
>scream
>gold bar hurl at my face
>trying to pull them off but its no use
>11:59
>bars slide into my mouth and down my throat
>accept my fate
>tears rolling down my face
>last bar goes down and clanks in my stomach
>12:00

>> No.11716411

>>11708463
you fat coke headed limp pricked Argentinian cheater

>> No.11716419

>>11712053
im pretty sure i shat that out yesterday

>> No.11717068

>>11703852
I love this webm

>> No.11717074

>>11714775
You are jealous. Jealousy is a sin, mate.

>> No.11717864

>>11702747
based or cringe spee?

>> No.11717900

>>11708166
Underrated post

>> No.11718691

>>11703852
everything about this is fucking hilarious, every second has something new to give. I am in actual shock.

>> No.11718703

>>11712281
>>11713296
Nice job propagating the biggest lie ever told to the american public.

>> No.11718775

>>11707677
I'm almost positive that the main purpose of that room is to impress nouveau riche amateurs while deal making

>> No.11719694

>>11718775
>He thinks Trump "makes deals" and isn't just a stupid fat trust fund baby who inherited a bunch of valuable property.

I bet you think "The Apprentice" was real too.

>> No.11719767

>>11719694
it is funny because if he invested his money in broad weighted index funds in 1987 he would be worth about 4 times as much as he is now

>> No.11719945

>>11703116
Not bad, kek

>> No.11719973

>>11705779
Been a long time since I've seen a filename starting with 13-.

>> No.11720077

>>11705751
Cope

>> No.11720146
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>>11716404

>> No.11720366

>>11715876
didn't think it'd work on warhammer models

>> No.11720445

>>11720366
Screenshot from total war. I don't think GW has made a face that detailed yet.

>> No.11720464
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>>11702839

>> No.11720654

>>11704650
Well half his skull was crushed as a child so it's a miracle he looks as good as he does.

>> No.11721552

>>11708189
Fuck you

>> No.11721685

>>11702747
What the fuck is with Middle Easterns and their obsession with shiny stuff?

>> No.11721693

>>11712069
Dual watches. Based

>> No.11721728

>>11714775
Even if you know deep down you could never actually earn it with your brains and hands?

>> No.11721869

>>11703852
Good thing I wasnt in that restaurant with a shotgun when that happened, I'd be in prison right now

>> No.11721919

>>11703116
Nice

>> No.11721931

>>11708463
God, i hope i don't act like that when i'm coked up.

>> No.11721939

>>11718691
In its own way it is amazing. It would be hard to make a more utterly decadent, cringy and pretentious video if one tried.

>> No.11721957

>>11703852
This is a work of art, regarding cringe videos.

>> No.11722148

>Ribery can be seen rubbing his hands as the huge steak, which reportedly cost 1,250 AED (£267, $340), is prepared in dramatic fashion at his table.

the price is still silly but saying $1500 is purposeful bamboozlement

>> No.11722182

>>11722148
Yea, saw this on the bbc site.
Lesson: always trust this shitty website to lie about quantities/values/statistics.

>> No.11722832

>>11702829
possibly less. i think its like a dollar for a square, and its not that small

>> No.11723000

>>11707216
god DAMN that man has excellent taste

>> No.11723175

>>11707677
Most pictures look tacky, but in person any of these places are amazing. Gold will always be king.

>> No.11724018

>>11702839
it's inert

>> No.11724100
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11724100

so fucking based

>> No.11724753
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i guess he must be a thing on japanese twitter/instagram if even pop team epic includes him in parody

>> No.11724802

>>11708463
I'm amazed he didn't try snorting the salt in his intoxicated state.

>> No.11724953

Imagine wrapping something in aluminum foil and then taking a big bite of it, foil and all.

Thats what this steak would taste like. Aside from proving youre a pretentious douchebag, there's literally no reason to eat this over a regular, non-wrapped steak

>> No.11725421

>>11724953
Gold leaf is way thinner than aluminum foil.

>> No.11725440
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I hate this guy and his meme restaurants so much

>> No.11725499

>>11703852
Why does that guy come off as so pretentious?

>> No.11725536
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>>11707634
MOMMY

>> No.11725558

>>11706038
Kek

>> No.11726047

>>11708458
Damn, he needs loomis but his ideas are pretty damn good