/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Can I be your dog?

>>11703247
your dog would be much healthier if you left out all the bougie shit and vegetables, and fed it the raw meat. The rice is just asking for a diabetic dog

>>11703247
I guess this is a good place to ask this. Tomorrow is my dogs 5th birthday. I want to make him a great filet mignon and veggies and some other stuff and give him a shot of Johnny Walker Blue label. Does a dog appreciate this stuff? Will he know the difference between a steak and the canned shit he normally eats?

Most vets don't recommend doing a raw diet for your pets unless you actually know what the fuck you're doing

90% of the time you're not giving them a proper balanced diet.

Preheat oven to 450 farenheit. Cook marrow bones for 15 minutes, larger side down

>>11703286
the dog will most likely not appreciate the booze, but they do notice different meats. Mine prefers beggin strips over actual bacon though, so there's some variation

I sell quail to a guy who raw feeds them to his dogs. My cats wont eat them though

>>11703286
How does your dog know its his bday? Seems like a waste desu

>>11703286
>give him a shot of Johnny Walker Blue label
Dogs only drink black label you retard

Cook chicken, hearts and gizzard on medium high with a tablespoon of olive oil

>>11703290
Bone marrow is a meme

>>11703293
how could you say that about your girlfriend, dude?

Be careful not to overcook the gizzards as they will get tough. Should look like this when done.

Breast is done when it turns white

needs more mirin or maybe fish sauce. also would have chosen truffle oil

>>11703286
What the actual fuck

Dogs can’t digest raw spinach, you have to cook it, but if you boil it you lose most of the nutrients so You have to steam it. I give mine boiled sweet potatoes or mashed pumpkin, he loves it and the pumpkin is good for digestion

Slice up your carrots. It’s okay if they’re not super thin we will be dicing them again after cooking.

>>11703277
I dunno about the rest, but sweet potatoes are great for dogs.

>>11703286
feeding your dog alcohol is animal cruelty and you should feel bad

>cooking meat
>to feed a dog

OP are you using any seasonings? My dogs love ponzu and scallion.

>>11703397
My dog is my best friend. He is my only friend. I see college movies all the time where people get drunk with the buddies and I want that one time.

>>11703409
Pretty sure alcohol is more poisonous to dogs than it is to people.

Fucked up thread, desu.

Pan sear your pork chops until firm

>>11703409
Your dog won't understand though. He'll already lick your face you don't need to get him loosened up.

>>11703409
Well maybe if you threated other people as good as you do your dog, you will have some actual human companionship.
You dog people are all the same. You baby you dog and literally scoop its shit, but then when you are with people you become entitled assholes without empathy which is why people don't like you.

>>11703423
Why are you being a square let anon drink with his dog

Cook your salmon skin side down first

>>11703433
I threaten other people all the time why don't they like me as much as my dog

ITT: we give our dog liver problems because we're mentally ill and think dogs are people

I hope your dog dies you freak

>>11703433
I drink with my dog all thew time. The mother fucker gets so shit faced he starts pissing everywhere uncontrollably and barks at the wall for 30 minutes straight it's not a big deal.

Core and slice your apples

You’ll know the salmon is done when it gets brown and starts to stink

Poke holes in your sweet potato and microwave 5 minutes on each side. Do this one at a time

My dog is literally an alcoholic please don't feed them alcohol.

Put your burner up all the way before you put the steak on

Take off steak when medium rare. That is the best doneness a steak can have

Now that your meat is done, turn the heat down to medium low and add the carrots, apples and green beans

Why the fuck are people hating on op without giving actual advice. Do people unironically get upset when you don't feed your dog kibble? It's a goddamn animal, it can survive on not-perfect nutrition, just as billions of humans do.

Cook the rice 30 minutes or at least until it’s mushy than a human would want to eat it. Your dog will not want al dente rice. Trust me

>>11703417
This. Don't give your pets booze.

>Dogs cannot tolerate alcohol, even in small amounts.
>Clinical signs include ataxia, lethargy, sedation, hypothermia, metabolic acidosis, vomiting, diarrhoea, poor breathing, liver failure, coma, and death. And the hops in beer are also potentially toxic to dogs and cause dyspnoe, increased heart rate, elevated temperature, seizures and death.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2984110/

Also giving it a sudden huge meal its not normally used too.. Be prepared for it to have diarrhea. This is why we tell people to gradually introduce new foods if they're switching dog food brands.

>>11703402
Dont you love your doggo anon?

>>11703397
It's his birthday!

Do Americans really drink alcohol with their dogs

Use a long this spoon to get the marrow out of the roasted bones

>>11703288
most vets, like most doctors are totally misinformed about proper nutrition. garbohydrates kill you the same as your dog.

>>11703575
>his tongue isn't long enough to get the marrow out of his bones
literally a lesser species

>>11703286
It should be illegal for people like you to own dogs.

Cook until veggies are soft. It helps to use a cover if you have one.

>>11703606
this lol
my vet was mortified when I told her that my dog only ate raw meat and organs, and tried to get me to feed it this shitty kibble which was 40% wheat and pea protein.
feeding your pet this literal garbage should be considered animal abuse honestly.

wait i've seen this shit before on that tv show shark tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gslg_ssd-ZQ

Feed your dog meat on the bone (for dental health) and a grain free kibble (and for you claps make sure its also made out of actual food not bullshit companies are allowed to put into your food for some reason).
This is literally all a dog/cat will ever need nutritionally.

>>11703552
Dogs literally evolved to eat raw meat. Cooking it removes nutrition.

>>11703606
No one says you have to feed your dog shitty dogfood, but feeding a dog some random ass raw diet you read online is gonna be pretty fucking shit most of the time.

There ARE people knowledgeable enough to do this, most people however grossly underestimate how difficult and expensive it is to prepare a proper balanced diet, especially if you want show quality coats and this is on top of proper exercise for the breed. Which most people are already failing to do with their dogs.

I feed my dog blue buffalo wilderness large breed formula in it's various flavors. a bit pricey, but not terribly so.

>>11703286
Dogs don't have the enzyme alcohol dehydrogenase and will die upon consumption of sufficient alcohol (10ml/kg)

>>11703760

That's actually not true.

https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2011/11/why-cooking-counts/

>>11703781
manager at a fancy dog joint here
blue buffalo is laughably poor quality and we get manufacturer recalls on their shit every single fucking month. taste of the wild is a similar price point with less problems, but still pretty shit.
best of the best is probably orijen for just kibble, stella & chewies for kibble + dehydrated, steve’s for raw, and darwin or ziwi peak for memefood, in my opinion.

>>11703817
>blue buffalo is laughably poor quality and we get manufacturer recalls on their shit every single fucking month
not him, but wageslave at petco, we had a recall on some of their wet food awhile ago, but NOTHING like you're talking about, and we track all recalls nationwide.

>>11703817
>>11703835
Though i agree, they're still pretty shit, not the low tier, but not high end as the price suggests.

>>11703835
get people bringing their shit back all the time for mold in the cans, large lumps in the kibble, etc. our rep has us pull all our shit and send it in to them for testing since it happens so often
>>11703843
ye they arent sciende diet or iams-tier, but their advertising budget is the main focus of their company

Chop the vegetables into small pieces

And chop the meat

Mash the sweet potatoes once they have cooled

>>11703473
I hate sweet potatos and that lookd disgusting.
I bet dogs hate sweet potatos too.

Use a microplane or a fine grater for the dried cranberries

>>11703944
This better end with a doggo picture or I'm gonna be majorly disappointed

>>11703944
Cranberries are literally poisonous to dogs, ya dip.

>>11704000
No they aren't.

why not just feed the dog leftovers? it worked for tens of thousands of years. All this fancy garbage when you can just dump out yesterday's chicken stew for him

>>11703264
Seriously, his pet eats better than I do

>>11704127
Because cooking things is fun.

>>11704147
Chicken livers are actually pretty tasty and cheap af, you should try them sometime.

>>11704224
Chicken hearts are even better.

>>11703286
do not feed him booze. at MOST, give him a splash of beer. not even an ounce. serve it separately and let him decide if he wants it. needless to say this is in his best interest and yours (save the blue label).

>>11703247
how are you preparing this

>>11704274
hmmm I might try. I usually eat livers for the vitamins but dat cholesterol. I imagine the hearts have lots of iron.

lel stupid ass whitey takes time to prepare his dog meals
Just feed him your food scrapes and dry food dumbass.
What’s next? You are going to blow air in his ears and kiss him good night? Stupid white people

Our old beagle, Gator, had a ravenous appetite. We fed him kibbles, but he managed to eat whatever he wanted (jumping on the table, digging up dead animals, eating food off your plate when you turned left, chewing through grocery bags to eat an entire pound of ground beed in roughly 3 seconds)

He was super sweet until you got between him and food, when he became practically demonic, snapping and snarling and biting like his namesake.

We knew something was up when he stopped eating his beloved kibbles (he always ate everything in one go). We started buying him wet food and he liked it a lot. After a few months even that wouldn't do. We took him to the vet and found out he was very sick in his liver, and there wasnt anything we could do.

We started making boiled chicken with peas, carrots and a little potato, and we blended it all up into a pudding. He loved it.

A few weeks later he stopped eating that. We gave him whatever he wanted from our table-- ribs, steak, salmon.

One night he seemed really off. He couldnt seem to walk much. He seemed tired. Dad picked him up and held him at the table, and he ate a little meat from his hands.

Of course we didnt know that was the last thing old Gator would eat. After a lifetime of eating until he made himself sick, of eating things that were definitely not food (crayons, legos, a thumbtack that fell from the kitchen counter), the old pooch was finally sated. True to his great character, he managed to eat his very last day, despite advanced liver disease. He died in my brothers arms that night, just a couple hours after his steak dinner.

>>11704353
You shouldn't blow in dog's ears, it could damage their hearing

>>11704354
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Op plz post doggo before I go to bed

>>11704353
white people go wet over dogs

they'll eat cows and pigs til the carcasses stack as high as the ceiling but dogs get treated like loyalty

>>11704378
fuck off faggot, I enjoyed the story about Gator.

>>11704354
RIP Gator, he lived how he died: being a fatass

Gently wilt the spinach

Mix the meats, sauteed vegetables, rice and sweet potatoes

>>11704442
SHOW US YOUR FUCKING DOG

Top with a bit of finely chopped wilted spinach and your grated dry cranberries

Bon appetit! This is something that you and your dog can enjoy.

Save the excess in vacuum sealed containers.

>>11703247
You love your dog.
I like you.

>>11704447
lmao. Thats the only reason I still have this thread open. ffs OP we don't need a 50 step tutorial on how to sautee some damn meat and veg.

>>11703247

>>11704457
POST
DOG
NOW

>>11704494

>>11704500
Max pls

i bet he doesn't even have a dog and just eats like one

>>11704502
Well, there's this one too.
The Art of Spitting~Clint Eastwood~El Arte de Escupir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B85MvaKKHRE

>>11704503
uh.
Are we gonna talk about this picture my friend?

>>11704502

>>11704509
desu I was always more of a fan of this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWZ3EHjUx_E

>>11703247
Mussels are cheap and my dog loves them.

>>11704516
What's the name of that one, at first glance I thought at NZ Once Were Warriors but it's not that one.

>>11704522
The Beguiled (1971)
It's actually pretty good, and a very different role than any other stuff he's done

>>11704521
Molly Malone?
Molly Malone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYSbMKjBC8o

>>11704531
Thanks, will check it out.

>>11704502

>>11703781
Blue Buffalo is the WORST out of all the high-priced brands. Taste of the Wild or GTFO

>>11703286
Dogs do prefer cooked meat over raw meat, typically, but they don't like salt as much as we do.

>>11704555
The ford headlamp is a nice touch

OP here. Per request, this is the dog who I made it for.

His name is Romo.

>>11704588
>>11704593
Thank you OP, I was starting to panic.
He is a good boy.

He is a healthy weight for his breed

>>11704593
>>11704593
>>11704631

>>11704664
Gizmo said, DID YA SEE MY BALLS?
ME EITHER!

>>11704631
that's a cute tiny dog.
what breed is it?
mine's a mutt.
he's the most spoiled dog i've ever had.
>>11704611
right?
lol i don't think about how much i love my dog until someone posts theirs.
i don't feel bad until they post the food it eats vs my dog's.

Dammit I want to have a dog and I want to feed it real food so what does that take?

>>11703286
How much soi is actually on your system? Serious question

>>11704850
start with a job, bro

>>11703286
Ask OP or follow the thread, worthless faggot

>>11704307
Dietary cholesterol in full diets and abundant health is OK.

>>11703286
don't poison your dog with alcohol you dumb fuck, hot box him with some good weed smoke instead. even a blanket over his head will work to keep the smoke in.

>>11703606
Imagine being so ignorant of science that you're scared of carbs, lol.

Lunch portion

Romo is a yorkie/standard poodle mix

>>11703323
maybe for dog consumption but for human consumption you should cook them for 3 hours until they are nice and tender

>>11703323
It's literally the opposite retard.