/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11696650
neutral evil

>>11696650
>Chaotic evil
Who else here /devilish/

>>11696650

chaotic neutral and neutral evil like 50/50

>>11696650
>baking your slow risen bread at home and storing it in a simple wooden bread case, not having to take pride in the feeling of belonging to a group identified by their way of wrapping up high FODMAP industrial grade bread in BPA leeking plastic
Übermensch, I guess.

>>11696671
Go back to Facebook.

>>11696678
I don't have facebook fag

>>11696674
>eating carbs
>complaining about BPA
???

>>11696650
lawful neutral, or chaotic neutral if i lose the clip

neutral evil
all other methods are inferior

>>11696722
>muh carbs
Pretty much everything has carbs. Eating slowly risen bread (aka low gluten, low ATIs and low FODMAP) is completey fine. I'm not an autistic vegan kvetching about muh bee oppression in honey, I'm an omnivore.

>>11696650
Just tucking is fine. There's no difference.

>>11696650
Lawful neutral until the clip is lost, then chaotic neutral

>>11696650
>Not leaving the loaf out so that it can develop protein
What's wrong with you guy? Low immune system?

You should leave the bag open, or better still leave the entire bread open to the air. Have a nice bread "box" with fine sieve opening, allowing air through but not insects.

That's the proper way.

You SUPPOSE to eat bread as fresh as possible, and make them go stale and dry as fast as possible. You then use the dried up part, for other things. Like stews thickener, french toast, etc...

>>11696650
Neautral good, we twist and put a clothes peg over the top.

>>11696839
>You SUPPOSE to eat bread as fresh as possible, and make them go stale and dry as fast as possible.
Don't tell me how I am supposed to use my bread, if I have a way of preventing it from going stale for longer I will utilize that.

>>11696722
Carbs aren't bad at all. Please educate yourself ketofag.

Where done using a vacuum sealer fall on the alignment chart?

>>11696650
I never got why a breadbox is considered the "best" bread holding solution, even though it's not only exposed to the air (since they're typically not that insulated), but also exposes the whole loaf every time you open it, as opposed to most packaging, in which only the outermost slice usually gets stale.

>>11696650
my roommate is unironically chaotic evil and he steals my bread all the time and it pisses me the fuck off so i steal his beers to get back at him

>not leaving slices on top of the bag

>>11696650
lawful evil here
chaotic good must be purged

>>11696650
never have bread to store because i eat every slice in one sitting when i open a new bag

What you call neutral evil I call lawfull efficient

>>11696650
Chaotic neutral

>>11696674
this

>>11697832
>eating 8000 cals in one sitting

>>11696650
neutral evil

>>11696722
life is a carb. you might as well avoid it for our wellbeing

>>11696693
>obsessing with 11 year old frog memes
>putting things between backslashes that aren't actual boards

Sure ya don't, kiddo.

I freeze my bread.

I can't find a bread box that I like. Do I want bamboo? Glass? Earthenware? Can't decide, so I reuse the bread clip like a good boy.

Whats the point of doing anything besides chaotic neutral. Its the quickest and definitely keeps it fresh judging by the hundreds of loaves i've had over the years

>>11698017
i used to do that too but a bread box is better.

>>11698023
>t. Big Box shill

CHAOTIC NEUTRAL BOYS WHO UP

I use the twisty thing it comes with so ig lawful neutral. I keep the ones from old breadbags in case I need a twisty thing because I lost the current breadbag's.

>>11696650
True nuetral

>>11698058
I am, it's both effortless and does the job just as good as the others.

>>11696650
>no twist tie
uhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>11698058
Me, its the most convient for both you and the next user. Why would you faff about with extra bollocks.

>>11696671

Enjoy your stale bread

>>11696726
>>11696804
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROTHERS!

why do people not realizing just reuse the bag clip

it is effortless

>>11698396
What if it doesn't come with one?

>>11698396
In the UK bread often doesn't come with a clip but with a little bit of tape around the end, once youve torn it open and used it a few times the stickiness of the tape wears off so it's not really possible. Some bread even comes wrapped in wax paper like a present which means once you've opened it all you can really do is just fold it back together and hope.

>>11696650
i'm lawful neutral the first time i use any bread. then the bag clip disappears and i switch the twist and tuck. there's literally nothing wrong with the twist and tuck

>>11697742
>passive aggressively "getting back at him" instead of just talking to him like a man
Shoo shoo soy mongrel

>>11696650
Twist bag, press air out, seal with twist tie, fold end of bag under loaf, place in breadbox.

What am I even?

>>11698814
autistic

>>11698845
I just don't like stale bread

>>11696650
usually just reuse the bag clip or until they break. then it's just twist and tuck from there on out
i used to use binder clips. i always had a shitload of them from my last job, but then they went out of business and i moved, so no more binder clips. they actually work great if you have em

>>11696650
Who else /freezestheirbread/ here?

>>11696650
neutral evil

>>11696674
>can't make non-gluten bread with rice flour because I can't find meme gluten mimicking products such as xanthan gum in my country

>tfw breadlet

>>11697998
Bamboo has a ton of glue, and glass ones let light in which means faster spoilage. Earthenware my man.

>>11699339
Letting bread rise for at least 4 hours reduces the gluten content (just liek ATIs and FODMAP) to a degree making it suitable for even most gluten sensitive people. But you will never get slow baked bread industrially made. If you want to go even further look into old breeds called "Urkorn" over here. Those pre-industrialisation as that manipulated the gran to suit machines, not in the least caring about nurtrients and the consumer. Real bread is still a good food source - if made correctly, especially using sauerteig. There is a reason gluten sensitivity wasn't a thing back in time and is part of a wide autoimmun fuckery.

>>11696650
Lawful Evil just to fuck with my roommates.

>>11696650
lawful neutral, why would i throw away the perfectly good bread clip? really that option should be True Neutral, having spare rubberbands for the task seems more "lawful" anyway

>>11696650
Lawful Evil, mostly. Although sometimes I do Chaotic Neutral, it isn't that big of a difference from Neutral Evil but it feels safer for some reason.

>>11696650
Lawful neutral.
Chaotic neutral at worst and extremely rarely.

I put it in the fridge.

instead of a bag clip you can use a binder clip you stole from from work. Closes tighter too.

>>11696650
>Chaotic natural here
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

lawful evil
but it's actually a slip knot. you can easily just untie it

Neutral good and sometimes chaotic neutral

>>11696650
I use a combination of both, lawful neutral then chaotic neutral.

>>11696650
I twist and tuck then put it in the bread box. What does that make me?

LAWFUL EVIL IS MY RACE

>>11700620
It makes you a faggot.

Lawful neutral until the clip is lost, and then lawful evil.

Chaotic neutral or lawful evil. Depends on the shape of the bread and how much it’d harden.

>>11696674
This transcends the stupid normie sliced bread game. However, I wrap my homemade bread in a dish towel and let it sit out on the counter all week. Does that make me a Chaos god or something?

chaotic neutral usually, neutral evil when lazy.

>>11696650
Chaotic neutral
All others are either a waste of time or kill your bread.

Edelstein is not related

>>11701135
Honorary.

>>11696650
What doe sit mean if I use my vacuum sealer to re-seal the bag?

>>11696650
oh cool, neutral evil

>>11700620
See
>>11698845

>>11696650
>eating bread at all
What's my alignment if I don't eat any carbs whatsoever?

>>11696650
neutral evil

Twist and tuck is the only one that makes sense.

The rest of them require extra steps/tools or don't even actually protect the bread.

Twisting the bag and tucking it underneath requires the least effort while doing the most to keep the bread fresh. Case closed.

>>11698416
>>11698440
move out of your shithole country then.

>>11696674
absolutely red and base-pilled breadbox poster.

>>11696650
Chaotic neutral. Neutral evil when I'm lazy.

>>11702396
Chaotic retard

>>11701281
Best girl

Chaotic neutral — no hassle, doesn’t need any materials, no pesky knots, and prevents air from getting in.

It’s the patrician choice, really

>>11696650
Why is that chaotic neutral, any other option is a stupid waste of time

>knot is evil
Why? Just don't tie it so retardedly taut so you can get it open again

If my roommate is high when he makes a sandwiches he's chaotic evil.

>>11696650
twist and tuck master race

>>11696650
Chaotic Neutral master race.
The bread stays fresh, and my time isn't wasted.

>>11697957

>>11697957

found the 90IQ boomer

>>11696650
Chaotic neutral. The rest of my family is neutral evil but I always find them open after one of them last took out bread

>>11696650
chaotic neutral for absolute sure

>>11696674
you can feel that you're outside of the system, but if you read left-to-right, and top-down, yours is the first option.

>be me
>put bread on top of fridge
>gets a little cold and somehow moisture gets inside bag
>bottom of bread slices get stiff
>bread ruined

>>11704200
>pre-sliced white cardboard
Yikes. Do americans really?

>>11696650
I twist/tuck underneath THEN use bag clip

what the fuck does that mean

breadbox and tuck

>>11696839
You're not entirely wrong but I make stews or french toast or rusk so rarely but I eat buttered toast almost every morning. It would just be inconvenient for me to have stale bread and having to make or buy another.

>>11704393
seems like a great option for packaging, kind of like a bread box - see option one: lawful good for details.

>>11696650
I used to be chaotic neutral. I have since achieved enlightenment and no longer eat bread.

>>11697832

>>11697014
True Chaos

>>11696650
I'm chaotic neutral, my partner is chaotic evil. Man I felt like a redditor typing that.

ummmmmm im on the keto diet and cant eat bread, am i gay?

>>11707684
no, you're a retard

>>11707684
yes

Chaotic neutral my dude

>>11696650
my brother is unironically chaotic evil and it fucking boggles my mind

What kind of massive fucking dweeb uses or owns a bread box

>>11697957

>>11696650
Lawful Neutral or Chaotic Neutral if some fucktard threw away the bag clip

True nuetral but with a zip tie

>>11696650
lawful evil here

its the easiest option for bread security

>>11696650
I tie a knot like lawful evil but then I tuck under like chaotic neutral so what am I?

>>11697957
>obsessing with 11 year old frog memes
the irony

>>11696650
lawful neutral

>>11696650
what is my alignment if I put my bread in the fridge?

>>11696650
Lawful neutral, till I lose it, then nautral evil.