/ck/ - Food & Cooking

whatever you eat normally plus a cake

Whatever the person wants

I usually like to go out to a place with a few friends. This year I'm turning 30 so I want to do something special. I'm considering renting a venue or airbnb and having friends over for a dinner party. I'd do it at my apartment, but it's a little too small for a dozen people. Alternatively, actually renting out a big room at a restaurant.

Bourbon.

>>11695427
You're getting old

You all have been dosed
The kettle corn’s been laced
The fudge has been lined
You're having a great time
But you might not recall
From rohypnol
In the lemonade
Cokie homemade

>>11695510
this with a side of depression because I have no friends and my entire family forgot I existed

Begone cumboy

>>11695546
Is that you? You look like a faggot.

>>11695400
if you are a child, you should have a birthday party at a pizza place.

if you are an adult, you should make very effort to make sure your birthday is not acknowledged.

>>11695400
I usually do some stewed meat for the hungry and some cured fish for snacking on
shit that isn't too messy or smelly is good for a big party, but with a few people you can have fun with some special dishes

>>11697139
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>>11695400
My girl will probably take me out to eat at the vegas strip since we live near it sort of. Then I'll visit my family and they'll make my favorite childhood shit. I don't like making a big fucking deal about it. I just want to chill at home to be honest.

>>11697162
that sounds like a big deal to me

>>11697159
This needs to be edited now to 4channel

I turned 23 last week and my friend (male) who has a gf tried to suck my dick alcohol is bad

>>11695427
I stopped celebrating my birthday when I turned 21

>>11695400
>celebrating becoming another year closer to death

>>11695546
That sucks mah dude. Hopefully you are on your second bottle by now. Life is not worth living sober.

>>11695400
I've spent the last four years alone on my birthday so I wouldnt know, when I was married some sort of dinner occured but lately its just been me drinking at my desk with a pistol on my lap.

>>11695400
BENIS !

>>11698728
Must be nice

rare twitter cap

>cousins 9th birthday party
>i get asked to help cook
>get told to cook these potato smileys from scratch
>do it
>as a joke, do a few without mouths
>thought it would be funny and represent my depression and the fact i cannot speak about it
>but assumed nobody would notice
>kids are eating their food
>one of them asks his dad why this face has no mouth
>his dad says he doesn't know
>says i cooked them, and asks me
>don't want to admit depression
>'t-t-hat smiley doesn't want to have a mouth because he doesn't want to kiss his daddy, because daddy has been kissing men!'
>just a joke but the dad thinks i am calling him gay (there are rumours about him)
>he asks to speak with me outside
>aplogise and walk off and drive home

>>11700496

>>11700496
:O

>>11700496
You're a dick.

>>11695400
Anything but barbecue so that you don't stand there tending it while your guests have fun without you.

>>11695400
I've been 23 for nearly the whole year. This was a terrible year, and being 24 will only get worse.

>>11697199
I got my neighbor pregnant at our 4th of July party when I was in Ohio. Cuck husband is raising my nut lol

>>11695400
I hate little faggots like this at least wait until you're 30 and know what isolation is really like to start making your post-irony forever alone content.
Just can't wait that long for the epoints though can you?

>>11695546
>Anal Cunt shirt
Absolutely based

>>11695400
Horse Dervs

>>11700750
Imagine the smell

>>11700750

>tfw all those massive bear daddies with stacks to clean my chimney and no ride there.
why even fucking live...

>>11700799
Leather cleaner and jasmine

>>11700750
>electric stove
Gross

>>11700750
This picture turned me into a conservative republican

>>11695558
I'm gay if that helps

>>11695400
I typically will gut load on tu a and garlic aioli then puke it back up into a scolding hot pan.

>>11695546
They didnt forget you existed. They stopped caring because you failed to put any effort into maintaining family relationships over the last decade. You were always distant during your late teenage years, and put a half-assed effort into the birthdays and special times of others. It's entirely your fault

>>11701026
projection

>>11701065
People don't forget you if you're present in their lives.

>>11696198
this guy fucks

>>11700673

>>11700496
you're not a dick, but you are retarded

>>11697192
No
Those that say 4channel unironically should be flayed alive

>>11700311
Its kind of awful, I wonder when I will finally pull the trigger.

a cupcake and a candy bar

>>11695539
based fat mike