/ck/ - Food & Cooking

butter dogs

His comeuppance, from his duck

Nachos w/mayonnaise

All sorts of fast food, but he seems to have a preference for Chik-Fil-A and Burger King. I can't remember ever hearing of him eating pizza. Maybe he doesn't like pizza.

>>11682077

>>11682066
He can eat whatever he wants, because he listens to subliminal hypnosis videos on YouTube that will transfer the fat to his butt and breasts and make him look more womanly.

As much pussy as he wants because no woman can resist big dick Chris.

Drawings of dicks.

>>11682101
I bet his tits lactate

This is what he eats.

>>11682083
Huh, never noticed the lack of pizza. Kind of surprising.

tendies and glue

LOTSA SPAGHETTI

>>11682227
wat

>>11682227
>one pizza
weird
>a million mcdonalds, sometimes twice in a day
in awe of the lass, absolute unit

>>11682271
someone gave him like a thousand dollar gift card so they could track his spending habits or something

Semen

>>11682227
why does he post this online

>>11682322
see
>>11682280

>>11682329

Dimensional Merge soon friends, prepare yourselves.

>>11682379
It already happened you dip. We all made it, but I didn't get to meet any of my favorite characters. Only real CPUs like Chris got that.

degreased pizza

>>11682410
>only CWC and bundy get to fuck their waifus
well don't that just beat all

>>11682440
Curse this human body, why couldn't I have been born half Sonichu like Ted Bundy and Chris's dad.

>>11682101

he cute

Was it ever confirmed if he actually believes that Ted Bundy shit?

>>11682817
Well he said the Ted Bundy shit and then never recanted it, so we gotta take him at face value.

>>11682817
>>11682838
on (4x2)chan one of the Idea Guy operatives that fell away said it was a scripted line for him.
if it doesn't involve public nuisance or assault it's best to assume some puppeteer is responsible

>>11682227
Was going to say he eats at mcdonalds. I still actively follow his antics. A few years ago one of the many girls who pretended to be his girlfriend was actually try to better this losers life tried to make him eat healthier. He still went to mcdonalds but claimed he just ordered the salads. I think the autism plays a big part in his food choices and it's simply unfathomable to cut out mcdonalds from his diet.

>he

Hungry man dinners

>>11682280
A thousand bucks? I mean, it's heh funny but that's a lot of money just to find out a literal sperg eats a lot of fast food.

>>11684454
You don't understand the effort that has gone into trolling Chris, for at least a decade now.

>>11682066
Nothing unless you donate right now.
That goes for his mom and the cats too.

>>11684454

Behold...

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282438324055

>>11684718
I was around for some of it when he first showed up and watched a couple lengthy videos about him recently. His story is one of those most pathetic out there, but I don't get why people care THAT much.

>>11684743
People care because they like giving him attention, and he likes receiving attention, even negative attention. It's a symbiotic relationship that shows no sign of dying before he does.

>>11682846
>scripted line
Well, some madman did get his mum to give a shoutout to the Parkland shooter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMvH6bGnn7Q

>>11684743

there are people out there enraged because there are pink shirts in the girls' aisle and not the boys and actively spending their time campaigning against it. Chris-chan groupies have suddenly become less weird.

>>11684726
>>pic

He doesn't eat. Rather he only drinks cum and Fanta.

>>11684743
You can always fuck a sex doll live on twitch, and see how much people care about that shit.
Social experiment is a thing you know.

>>11684766

god damn it internet

>>11682066
Black cock.

>>11684805
Not my proudest search. Fuck's sake, he actually did it.

>>11684726
>his

>>11682066
Christine Chandler, formerly Chris

>>11682426
That's Ulililia

>>11685280
It's like a car accident. Tragic, yet you can't look away.

Chili dogs ok

>>11685280
Damn, that's hot af!

>>11682066
probably dick, just like OP

>>11685280
Imagine the smell

>>11685497
I remember reading about chris and he said he doesn't bathe or shower, just sprays himself with axe body spray, does he still do that but with the female equivalent of axe?

Chris is gone guys, there is nothing left but the cold calculated algorithms of autism. There is no human left in him anymore, it's over. He really has become the ultimate robot.

>>11685364
You can have those lips around your dick for fifty bucks.
She has advertised this on Twitter.

She eats the blood of her enemies.

>>11685601
Chris has switched to mace.

>>11685601
imagine orbiting around HER belt

>>11682066
>He
You.
Corporate.
NOW!
Don't call anybody!

>>11684766
This is the first time I've seen its mother, what the fuckinghellonearth?

>>11685640
>She

>>11685665
Crazy cat lady does a number on the body.