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my dad somehow acquired a fuckton (over 70) sysco pumpkin pies and gave me 8. they are tasteless as fuck, how can I improve them? already tried sprinkling some stuff like cinnamon and nutmeg on top, doesn't really help because it doesn't penetrate the pie

>> No.11680591

>>11680580
Throw them out and stop wasting your time trying to save gutter-tier dogshit.

>> No.11680592

>>11680580
YOU'RE TASTELESS AS FUCK

>> No.11680631

>>11680580
donate to a homeless shelter

>> No.11680634

>>11680631
fuck the poor

>> No.11680647

>>11680580
Apparently some shit fuck mexicans want it, why don't you give it to them?

>> No.11680648

>>11680631
even they deserve something better than this. this almost tastes like water flavored pie.

I'm thinking about mixing cinnamon, brown sugar, nutmeg, and butter, covering the top of the pie and then baking it at a low temp

>> No.11680651

>>11680580

just accept that it's wasted food before you even got it so not on you to save that crap

>> No.11680678

>>11680648
>mixing cinnamon, brown sugar, nutmeg, and butter, covering the top of the pie and then baking it at a low temp
good idea
I would do that but add flour. like you would for a crumbcake topping. and just bake that alone. crumble it up a bit if it needs it and then top the pies. then add a cinnamon caramal sauce on top of it all.
if it still sucks just add the new creation to a bowl of sugar/milk and cut it up some with your spoon and eat.

>> No.11680690
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11680690

>>11680580
>penetrate the pie

>> No.11680713

>>11680580
you could prbly make some good ol fashion prision pumpkin pie pruno, might take a bit but worth it. otherwise smoothies, you could reheat it up serve with ice cream or make a milkshake.

>> No.11680820

>>11680713
what exactly is that pie I cant find anything online

>> No.11680915

>>11680820
probably some jail shit like adding cheetos or ramen noodles to it

>> No.11680962

>>11680631
That’s probably where his Dad got them from...

>> No.11680994

>>11680820
>>11680915
He's talking about making "prison wine" from it.

I don't think it'd be worth doing that. Should probably just make a good whipped cream with lots of spices and give some of the pies away.

>> No.11681179

>>11680678
I'm going to try this but I think I'm out of flour

>> No.11681187

>>11680994
>I don't think it'd be worth doing that.
the only way it would be worth it, is if your'e sitting in prison all day and night

>> No.11681207

>>11681179
if you don't have flour, you probably don't have pecans either. but if you do. add some crushed toasted pecans