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I went strict vegetarian and my dick gets 3 inches bigger when I'm hard now. It's only been a month. Does anyone know why?

>> No.11676170

>>11676164
what is that worn out toasted roastie even trying to say? that she has a cunt the size of the German autobahn?

>> No.11676174

>>11676164
Post pics.

>> No.11676175

imagine if anyone gives a shit if the woman orgasms

>> No.11676186

56%

>> No.11676191

>>11676164
My dick gets 3 inches bigger when your mom eats my meat

>> No.11676198

>>11676164
While that is doubtful, I have actually noticed a number of benefits from going vegetarian myself. I legitimately feel better, and have more energy. My only issue is that I cannot maintain that energy during periods of high activity. If I am carrying something heavy around during my warehouse job, I suddenly find myself going weak after a few seconds. I made sure to hit my macros and supplement DHA and other nutrients I wasn't getting, but I ended up going pescetarian instead. Cleared up instantly.

>> No.11676206

>>11676164
prove it

>> No.11676230

>>11676164
it is desperate for meat and is trying to reach out and find meat. eventually, it will become so starved of meat that it will pry itself loose to find something nourishing, like a cone of gyro meat.

>> No.11676243

>>11676164
What does this even mean? I've given every woman I've been with multiple orgasms with my SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE WHITE COCK.

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>>11676164

>> No.11676294

>>11676175
I feel like they're proud they don't, anyway

>> No.11676297

>>11676164
It probably look bigger because your emaciated vegan body is now a 70 pound skeleton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ5EmmOQ3dI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJtHMDI5-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7x8XtDBljU&app=desktop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nf7wAMwfrw

>> No.11676298

>>11676243
>I've given every woman I've been with multiple orgasms
wrong, jr

>> No.11676299

>>11676170
I think she means that you got a small dick

>> No.11676321

>>11676164
If every woman had to orgasm to get pregnant, they'd probably be more open about how to please them instead of assuming men know how, and stop laying there like dead fish.

>> No.11676323

>>11676298
Bruh shut the fuck up. Most women orgasm as easily as any, they're just so stupid they don't know it.

>> No.11676331
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11676331

>>11676164
Opposite here. I started eating nothing but meat and now I'm 6'4" with a nine inch cock

>> No.11676335

XD

>> No.11676336

>>11676331
No one else post, this jackass is trying to trick the poster under him with his image

>> No.11676347

>>11676336
What were you trying to achieve there mate?

>> No.11676350

>>11676321
yeah this

>> No.11676357

>>11676347
FUCK YOU

>> No.11676368

>>11676243
>>11676321
This

>> No.11676371

>>11676323
wrong again, pencildick

>> No.11676373

>>11676335
way to take one for the team, thanks

>> No.11676375

>>11676371
Troll bitch cuck FAGGOT

>> No.11676376

>Western Women
LOL
I mean, all women, including Asian women are horrible in different ways but the way Western women are horrible is far worse.

>> No.11676379

>>11676373
Xd

>> No.11676380

>>11676376
Maximum horribleness is reserved for black women though. Even niggers don't want em.

>> No.11677281

>>11676164
Another angry black woman....

>> No.11677286

>>11676164
That'll solve overpopulation.

>> No.11677287

>>11676164
it's because you're fat as fuck and you lost the fupa

>> No.11677325

>>11676243
Have you ever seen When Harry Met Sally? It's a funny movie. You might find it interesting.

>> No.11677342

>>11676164

You've lost 3 inches of pelvic area fat so your dick pokes out more

>> No.11677488

>>11676164
Ha, Her sex life is shit.
The guys she's with obviously have no issues. Maybe if she wasn't a frigid prude she could get herself off when with a sexual partner.

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>>11676331
same desu

>> No.11677537

>>11676164
I imagine all the blood that normally goes to your brain goes somewhere else now

>> No.11677613

>>11676294
is this to cover the disappointment you have in yourself because you can’t get women to cum? fucking loset

>> No.11677634

>>11676164
Imagine if mods deleted all obvious shitposts on and banned shitposters, there would be like 11 posts on /ck/

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>>11676164
Imagine if I wouldn't bother to date girls if they wouldn't cook and clean. I'd practically never date anyone!

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11677686

>>11676164
>highness
>shit opinion

>> No.11677941

>>11676164

Anon, you're supposed to measure from the base of your dick, not from the base of your boyfriend's when he's fucking you in the ass

>> No.11677961

>>11676170
>>11676299
virgins

>> No.11678214

>>11676243
Stop shagging black chicks then, they get extra horny at the thought of being colonized, so it's kinda cheating.

>> No.11678266

>>11676164
fuck a whole turkey heh

>> No.11678397

Itt: OP lies again.

>> No.11678807

>>11676164
>Does anyone know why?
It's because you're full of shit

>> No.11678822

>>11678266
Heh.

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11678924

Imagine having no argument for your ridiculous animal crusade so you have to make up lies to try to convince people of its merit.