/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11675501
I don't own a cage because I don't live in a transit desert. I don't eat on the train because I'm not black. I have eaten on my bike once or twice but unless I'm going for a personal record, it's uncomfortable and weird. If I'm just out for a long weekend ride I'll just stop at a restaurant where I can eat, pee, and have an espresso, then keep riding.

People who have cages generally do not have any self respect or sense of health, so it is only natural that they should be stuffing their faces with McDonalds drive-thru '''''''''food'''''''' while road raging in gridlock

It's okay but it gets dirty when accidentally throw crumbs and how unergonomical can get

>he doesn't have a steering wheel tray

>>11675501
Man, that looks good. Is it from a remaster?
Digital will never looks as nice as film.

I eat piss flaps in the sixty nine position for the sole purpose of reciprocation.

>>11675513
Every grizzled biker that looks like this has a fucking beer gut. Half of them only only ride to the bar, and only because they lost their license from a DWI. The others were dumb fucking cocks that couldn't pass a driver's exam or get their life together enough to have any responsibility.
>cager
The biggest coping meme ever, brilliantly coined by the intelligence squad above.

>>11675769
Why would anyone ride a bike to the bar when (a) it's just down the block, and (b) you're just going to get drunk and forget it's there, and someone is going to steal your $150 saddle?

Are you just making up random things because you're jealous that I can get to work faster than you?

>>11675775
>you're jealous
Hilarious.

>>11675793
>b-b-but they took muh PAAARKING SPAAAACE
Cry those salty tears, poor little cager

>>11675800
>driving a vehicle people teabag at night
the future soys deserve

>>11675680
What happens when you turn? Just dump all of the contents onto the floor?

>>11675882
are you that guy who never wipes his ass because it’s gay?

>>11675891
You eat in a parked car, retard.

>>11675897
Yes, it says in the bible that touching a man's anus makes you instantly gay, even if it's your anus. Death to cagers.

>>11675513
>based /n/ poster

>>11675891
it has a gyro so its always steady

>>11675901
Then why not just go inside?

>>11675938
This makes more sense. Looks like I know what I'm getting.

>>11675938
but, . but this is gyro...

>>11675680
>not using your belly as a tray

>>11675961
it takes years of training to obtain that body some of us dont have good genetics

>>11675501
>I eat my car

>>11675951
Right, a steady diet of gyros on your car tray.

I usually smoke a couple bleez and smash on some chex mix on a road trip weed gang gang gang

>tfw no car to eat drive-thru mcdonalds

>>11675513
>cage
stopped reading there
I move to the side for you lane splitting retards but I wish you'd leave your ego on the road and stop shitting up online discussion with your homosexual slang and superiority complexes.

>>11676269
>I wish you'd leave your ego on the road
funny hearing this from a cager

>>11675501
loser. Enjoy reeking up your car, getting slower service, not getting free refills, not being able to go up to the counter to get your order corrected, not being able to totally destroy the bathroom with a massive shit after eating (or getting your dick sucked in there during eating), not getting free wifi, not being able to steal extra sauce packets, and just being a loser overall

>>11676340
you are a miserable, contrarian retard. must be exhausting to live with such delusions.

>>11676314
Not really. When you live your life in and for your cage it becomes your identity and you lose self awareness so it's not odd at all.

>>11676346
You work at McDonald's, your opinion means shit

>>11676340
>getting slower service
drivethru customers get faster service to avoid clogging up the car queue

>>11675800
>he isn't just some limp wristed fag driving a faggy 250cc
>he is a mega AIDS level 120 faglord who rides PUBLIC USE BICYCLES

>>11676314
>>11676348
I'm gonna laugh extra hard at the next motorcyclist I see splattered on the highway because of autofellating shits like you.

>>11675501
I don't eat food unless I'm very close to a bathroom. Eating in a car is just asking for a pants crapping situation.

>>11675501
Yes, but only when im with friends. Never done it alone.

>>11676348
Do you have a place to live, or do you use your bike as shelter too?

>>11676667
>Eating in a car is just asking for a pants crapping situation
See a fucking doctor for Christ's sake.

Unrelated, but I'm going to throw up in the near future.

>>11675501
when I'm driving longer distances, sure.

>>11675725
>mfw

>>11675769
Or perhaps shitty parents, that never got their shit together for the sake of their kids future. Now that kid is a poor adult and runs into the catch-22 of trying to legally buy a car and take the test.