/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11670543
Wow what a slut. She knows what she's doing wearing those shoes to work.

Most have sandwiches/salads, I'll usually bring in Fish curry leftovers and reheat that in the lounge area.

>>11670552
Nice. For me its kung pao shrimp over Singapore noodle.

My cock

for me its a turkey sandwich.
white and black and hispanic coworkers either bring a sandwich too or get overpriced shit out of the vending machine.
and asian (Hmong) coworkers eat their weird food and babble in their Hmong language while having terrible English even though they were born in America and went to American high schools with English class like the rest of us but can barely speak it
the lady's are cute tho

>>11670543

>>11670552
>hot fish curry
Sure, bring in the stinkiest, most pungent dishes in to eat at work, I bet all your coworkers appreciate your ethnic cuisine

feeling bad for you guys that only eat turkey on Thanksgiving and don't know the deliciousness of a good turkey sandwich every day on break at work
truly the finest cold cut meat

>>11670583
Oh great! Another racist Drumpftard form /pol/!

>>11670611
>>>/reddit/

>>11670543
i'm 'boutta eat that ass, knawmsayn?

>>11670618
>>>/r/eddit/

no u

>>11670552
u eat fish curry everyday for lunch and dinner? fuck u must stink

>>11670543
They usually want me to pick up something from where ever i go.
>hey, anon...where ya goin'
Taco hell
>cool, bring me back____________
Are you asking me, or telling me?
>well, you're gonna be there, just grab me a_______________
Sure. $250
>huh?
My service costs $250
>man, i can use uber for less than that
So use uber
>asshole
Thanks for noticing :)

>>11670646
i get pretty annoyed when people ask me to grab them stuff, but all my coworkers are super nice and go out of their way to ask me if i want anything whenever they go somewhere so i suck it up and i don't complain.

>>11670582
fuck off

>>11670611
I wish i could throw you in front of a freight train you dumb piece of shit

>>11670654
The one time i got a coworker to bring food back, he sampled evrrything in the bag on his way back to office. I prefer being away from the office during lunch anyway. I'm lucky enough to live 10 minutes from the office. I usually go home for lunch.

>>11670638
no, u
if you don't like people saying what they want this is not the website for you

>>11670661
Sure, I'll leave this obvious troll thread. No need for you to start crying like a bitch.

>>11670543

>>11670543
Wood spank/20

>>11670698
you can't do that
t. HR department

>>11670661
Huh?

>>11670682
Haha

>>11670550
I'd offer her $40 for her panties after she's worn them for a day.

>>11670543
>What do you eat for lunch?
Nothing. OMAD.

>>11670707
>HR
Well, not everyone can add value to a company.

>>11670543
All of my co-workers and I go out for lunch. I work in the city, so it's something different every day

>>11670737
you laugh but wait until a gay man coworker grabs your junk

Seems strange to go to the effort of using a standing desk yet wear high heels at the same time.

>>11670543
>no chair and desk is nearly empty.
Are you guys mistreating her, OP

>>11670750
Even if that did happen I could handle it better myself.
Seriously, fuck HR

>>11670582

>>11670769
Hot desking / clean desk policy

>>11670543
>standing office means no seats to smell
guess you'll have to offer to drive her somewhere

>>11670780
what, and beat the guy up?
enjoy no job and assault charges.

>>11670802
he means he'd teach him a lesson by furiously sucking him off in the bathroom. at his house. again.

>>11670802
>self-defense

>>11670842
>self
do you think I actually work in HR ahahahahaha

>>11670828
Damn straight

>>11670543

>>11670543
What a sad looking butt

https://officesolutionsinc.com/tag/modern/

I'm self-employed and my office is in my house. Lunch is either leftovers from last night, or what will most likely be leftovers for tonight. Sometimes I'll make a casserole-y something that I can have for lunch through the week, and then make something different for supper. Today I had the last of the spaghetti Bolognese. Tonight I'm making a ribeye, so there won't be leftovers tomorrow!

>>11670913
Huh?

>>11670913
I'm also gay, if that matters.

>>11670715
Imagine the stench

>>11670925
>>11670926
Ladies and gentlemen, the comic stylings of Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber!

>>11670937
How did you type that while being a

>>11670932
That's the point, you dumbass.

>>11670611
poop in a loop

>>11670937
No. U.

>>11670543
Subway, chips, or lollipops. It's complicated.

4channel is chock full of quirky memes xD !!1!

>>11670925
Huh?

Celery and chaos

>>11670543
>What do your co-workers eat for lunch?
They usually buy frozen TV dinner meals. We’re in a building with a pizza joint too so some of them order food from there, like pizza or a grinder.

>What do you eat for lunch?
I try to remember to bring leftovers or I’ll walk across the road to Cumberland Farms to buy something there.

>>11670944
I'd wear them

>>11671516
I'd make a tea out of them.

>>11670543
i would worker-co if you know what i mean

>>11671533
you mean you'd have a nice conversation with her while you still have your boss's semen on your breath?

>>11671580
I am my own boss but sadly I'm not that flexible

>>11670583
>giving a damn about infantile tastelets fee fees
Not even once.

>>11670611
Gay nigger lover

>>11670698
Would spank with my dick before sticking in pooper

>>11670543
Hopefully beans and eggs

>>11670543

>>11670543
I usually just have some boiled eggs and cabbage in the canteen, my coworkers will usually have

>>11670543
That's a literal wine aunt butt riddled with fat dimples and lines, ffs.

>>11670543
reply or mom nostril

>>11670611
>/pol/
>Eating ethnic food
Nigger, that's a minority you're attacking, what a bigot!

>>11671681
Doubtful, I haven't seen a forty year old roastie that thin in decades

>>11671681
wine aunts are fucking hoooot. why are aunts so fucking appealing bros?

>>11670611
>Understands the smells of fish and curry
>must be racist

Typical

>>11670611
People ate the bait and swallowed the hook too.

>>11670646
nice fantasy, fag

>>11670543
Who gives a shit, I'm not stupid enough to work in some so called "open office" environment.

>>11670611
please go back.

>>11670543
Long ways to go until she's a tried and true braphog, but she has potential

>>11671980
Ahh the stench of liverwurst and onions or worse currynigger stench.

>>11670543
I eat sardines at work but it is a stealth operation. I open the tin in the break room in the sink to avoid splashing oil on my desk. Cover them with a napkin to hide them from the NPC's bitches that I expect will comment in disgust if they see them. I eat them at my desk then throw the tin in the break room trash so my area will not smell delicious.

Some of them bring food, some of them go out. I don't really see what they eat since we eat in our own offices because there's not really a lunch area.

I try to bring leftovers a couple of times a week, but it's also nice to go out for lunch with coworkers and get out of the office for a while. The only really good place near work is a hole in the wall Vietnamese place, other than that there's a sandwich shop with homemade bread, and various chain or fast food restaurants.

What the fuck kind of weird places do you people work for where you have to go out to lunch with your coworkers on a daily basis? I don't mind once every couple months but I'm at work to do my work and leave, I'd rather get out and maybe take my GF out to dinner or something instead of make retard smalltalk and bullshit with coworkers.
I and the rest of us are there to do our jobs, not to yap around socializing, that's for secretaries.

>>11672692
A chemical plant. I don't dislike my coworkers, I go out drinking or play poker with some of them about once a month. Working 9 hours straight with no lunch break sucks and eating at your desk with your work in front of you sucks, so it's nice to get out and have a break. I don't go to lunch with coworkers I don't like.

I'll also have lunch in the control room every once in a while. The operators aren't allowed to leave for lunch, but they have a kitchen so they cook lunch sometimes. I'll also return the favor by picking up some breakfast or lunch for them sometimes.

Me and my coworkers all go out to lunch together (around 8 people) usually chicken and chips and salad sometimes pizza or fish and chips.

>>11670543
>co-workers
dick
>me
pussy

>>11670543
One of my coworkers goes to the McDonalds across the street every day and eats 3 McChickens in his car.

For me, it's the daily special at the employee lounge.

>>11672692
if you amass everyone together you can get them to do abstract work off the clock. some people just can't take breaks

>>11672905
I love taking breaks, that doesn't mean that I want to take them with coworkers.

>>11672905
We're not suckers at companies that I've worked for, working off the clock makes no sense, that's for retards.